Nev
@elnev.bsky.social
Zythophile. Indy #Colts and Indy 🏴
Well. Erm. The first few weeks of the season were fun.
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Well. Erm. The first few weeks of the season were fun.
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Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
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Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
Classic Mini Cooper
VW Golf
Honda Civic
Skoda Fabia
Classic Mini City
That’s every car I’ve ever owned, and I still have three of them 😂
VW Golf
Honda Civic
Skoda Fabia
Classic Mini City
That’s every car I’ve ever owned, and I still have three of them 😂
Introduce yourself with 5 (or 6!) cars you’ve owned:
Ford Escort
MGF
Another Ford Escort
Ford Focus
Another Ford Focus
Nissan Qashqai
Ford Escort
MGF
Another Ford Escort
Ford Focus
Another Ford Focus
Nissan Qashqai
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Mk2 Polo Coupe Sport
Mercedes C Class Coupe
Alfa Romeo GTV Cup
VW Tiguan
Nissan Juke
Mk2 Polo Coupe Sport
Mercedes C Class Coupe
Alfa Romeo GTV Cup
VW Tiguan
Nissan Juke
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Classic Mini Cooper
VW Golf
Honda Civic
Skoda Fabia
Classic Mini City
That’s every car I’ve ever owned, and I still have three of them 😂
VW Golf
Honda Civic
Skoda Fabia
Classic Mini City
That’s every car I’ve ever owned, and I still have three of them 😂
This is going to be in my head all day now… so I’m making it everyone else’s problem too.
On the bright side, if it’s still there by this evening, MBV will blow it away.
On the bright side, if it’s still there by this evening, MBV will blow it away.
I’ve always rather liked this version, too
(content warning: may prompt a certain faraway look in the eyes of gentlemen of a certain age…)
(content warning: may prompt a certain faraway look in the eyes of gentlemen of a certain age…)
Muppets Tonight - Mahna Mahna / Phenomahna Featuring Sandra Bullock & Kemit The Frog
YouTube video by Tim Barker
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 AM
This is going to be in my head all day now… so I’m making it everyone else’s problem too.
On the bright side, if it’s still there by this evening, MBV will blow it away.
On the bright side, if it’s still there by this evening, MBV will blow it away.
In my day a late tackle was an immediate foul and usually a yellow card. Why’s it different here?
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
In my day a late tackle was an immediate foul and usually a yellow card. Why’s it different here?
Haha, Robbie @benefitstheband.bsky.social stuck his head in the pub door five minutes ago. Didn’t clock me shouting on him as he quickly retreated though 🙁
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Haha, Robbie @benefitstheband.bsky.social stuck his head in the pub door five minutes ago. Didn’t clock me shouting on him as he quickly retreated though 🙁
Somehow these self-driving. Are that aren’t self driving require enough regulation to need special licences, but not so much regulation as to jump on the CEO saying they’ll kill people.
Remind me why it’s all gone to fuck?
Remind me why it’s all gone to fuck?
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Somehow these self-driving. Are that aren’t self driving require enough regulation to need special licences, but not so much regulation as to jump on the CEO saying they’ll kill people.
Remind me why it’s all gone to fuck?
Remind me why it’s all gone to fuck?
Mate up from England since Saturday. It’s been a strong few days. Had to play squash last night so the dodgy day emerged after coming off the booze for that. Back on it for gig last night (no Scotland game for me) which turned into an epic night. Trying to manage the comedown today 😂
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Mate up from England since Saturday. It’s been a strong few days. Had to play squash last night so the dodgy day emerged after coming off the booze for that. Back on it for gig last night (no Scotland game for me) which turned into an epic night. Trying to manage the comedown today 😂
Anyone defending the BBC over their bias needs to get a grip. This Trump thing is a mere scratch on the surface, trying being Scottish, Irish or Welsh.
Joke corporation, let them die.
Joke corporation, let them die.
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Anyone defending the BBC over their bias needs to get a grip. This Trump thing is a mere scratch on the surface, trying being Scottish, Irish or Welsh.
Joke corporation, let them die.
Joke corporation, let them die.
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Such sad news about Quentin. He was so supportive in my early career, I owe him more than I can ever say. Unique, brilliant and knowledgeable on camera, funny, generous and unfailingly excellent company off it. Go well Q.
November 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Such sad news about Quentin. He was so supportive in my early career, I owe him more than I can ever say. Unique, brilliant and knowledgeable on camera, funny, generous and unfailingly excellent company off it. Go well Q.
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Yay....
'Scotland' is cited by Mamdani.
'Scotland' is cited by Mamdani.
November 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Yay....
'Scotland' is cited by Mamdani.
'Scotland' is cited by Mamdani.
Dear America
Brazil's top court rejects Bolsonaro's coup sentence appeal, affirming his 27-year penalty for post-election power grab.
Brazil Supreme Court panel rejects Bolsonaro’s prison sentence appeal
Brazil's top court rejects Bolsonaro's coup sentence appeal, affirming his 27-year penalty for post-election power grab.
bit.ly
November 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Dear America
Always forget Halloween brings out the autumnal equivalent of Christmas Pub Cunts
October 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Always forget Halloween brings out the autumnal equivalent of Christmas Pub Cunts
Not interrupting the @aberdeenwhiskyshop.bsky.social team, but the after drinks look to be going well!
October 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Not interrupting the @aberdeenwhiskyshop.bsky.social team, but the after drinks look to be going well!
What a fucking goal that was!
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
What a fucking goal that was!
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This is ace
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is ace
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
So I write about football and get paid for it. I don’t rip the piss, I know my level. I stick to that, it’s a bonus to my full time job.
October 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
So I write about football and get paid for it. I don’t rip the piss, I know my level. I stick to that, it’s a bonus to my full time job.
Oh actually, Mystic Nev also said if Aberdeen scored, they’d score a barrowload.
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Oh actually, Mystic Nev also said if Aberdeen scored, they’d score a barrowload.
It’s been a while but Mystic Nev showed up tonight…
October 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It’s been a while but Mystic Nev showed up tonight…
Sorry, but HIV and others have been well known since the 80s and 40 years on this needs to be a headline?
What the fuck has the NHS been doing for the last 40 years?
What the fuck has the NHS been doing for the last 40 years?
October 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Sorry, but HIV and others have been well known since the 80s and 40 years on this needs to be a headline?
What the fuck has the NHS been doing for the last 40 years?
What the fuck has the NHS been doing for the last 40 years?
Correct. As are the tories. And labour.
“You described Reform and other parties across Europe today as among the 'right wing equivalents of the fascists in the 1930s'. Why?”
“Because that’s what they are”
@vicderbyshire.bsky.social asks Lord Heseltine about remarks he made at Conservative Party Conference.
#Newsnight
“Because that’s what they are”
@vicderbyshire.bsky.social asks Lord Heseltine about remarks he made at Conservative Party Conference.
#Newsnight
October 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Correct. As are the tories. And labour.
A question for @zackpolanski.bsky.social. You are clearly doing good things for GPEW… how do the Greens become votable in Scotland? Because quite frankly, they/you are not.
October 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
A question for @zackpolanski.bsky.social. You are clearly doing good things for GPEW… how do the Greens become votable in Scotland? Because quite frankly, they/you are not.
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Reporting to you from war torn Portland Oregon. At the ICE facility, things are... well, see for yourself.
October 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Reporting to you from war torn Portland Oregon. At the ICE facility, things are... well, see for yourself.