You’re not too far in front of me this time!

Came here for this

TOYS R US!

Who knew it would happen when Nilsen departed the scene? #shook

You really need to give me a shout when you’re up here!

Nice to meet you and come across as a complete gimp 🤦🏻‍♂️ What a show!

I have the number of a good undertaker if you’d like me to pass it on?

Robbie was in front of me on the way in. What a night. Good to see Kingsley again, and meeting Guy from TEMBD, who is a great guy (no pun intended), was ace.

Justice was done!

Bonkers good fun!

That Irn Bru-ruining, sugar tax fuckwit still needs a punch in his sensitive teeth. If Ramsay provides it, all the better.

Why would anyone constantly buy a perishable they don’t use on the off-chance some rude fucker turns up without warning? You can have out of date sugar, tea and coffee but I ain’t topping up the milk every 8 days.

When I heard, you were genuinely the first person I thought of, both to check it was true and to see what you’d say about him. Thoughts with you.

Ahhh Liz…