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Elliot Goldner
@elliotgoldner.bsky.social
· Nov 26
The one thing I took with me from the other place
Save the Moth Club c.org/FnTWghtQMK
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Moth Club Faces Second Building Planning Application
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November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Save the Moth Club c.org/FnTWghtQMK
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
What’s the family dynamic here? I’m down with anything, just interested
October 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
What’s the family dynamic here? I’m down with anything, just interested
Busta Rhymes has guested on so many choruses, he’s the Michael McDonald of hip hop. But the Yang to his Yin, because he brings the rough and Michael brings the smooth.
October 4, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Busta Rhymes has guested on so many choruses, he’s the Michael McDonald of hip hop. But the Yang to his Yin, because he brings the rough and Michael brings the smooth.
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A protestor outside of Walt Disney Studios today after they suspended #JimmyKimmelLive
“Did you even watch Andor?”
(via westernwilder | TW)
“Did you even watch Andor?”
(via westernwilder | TW)
September 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
A protestor outside of Walt Disney Studios today after they suspended #JimmyKimmelLive
“Did you even watch Andor?”
(via westernwilder | TW)
“Did you even watch Andor?”
(via westernwilder | TW)
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UK online safety law in practice.
Every time you walk around this gate, a sheep bites a random child
August 23, 2025 at 7:45 AM
UK online safety law in practice.
It’s every man for himself at the all inclusive
July 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
It’s every man for himself at the all inclusive
fromsmash.com Use these guys instead, they still appear to have a decent privacy policy - plus have a 2GB for free with 7 days before expiry
July 15, 2025 at 9:44 AM
fromsmash.com Use these guys instead, they still appear to have a decent privacy policy - plus have a 2GB for free with 7 days before expiry
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I already knew Osees are the best band on the planet. Should you need convincing… www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
Glastonbury - Osees
Powerhouse riffs from the veteran psych-rock band on the Park Stage.
www.bbc.co.uk
June 30, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I already knew Osees are the best band on the planet. Should you need convincing… www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
My advertising pitch for the Royal Albert Hall today didn’t work out. I still can’t figure out why they didn’t go for my “Up the RAH!” campaign.
June 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My advertising pitch for the Royal Albert Hall today didn’t work out. I still can’t figure out why they didn’t go for my “Up the RAH!” campaign.
Not the first time I’ve read a headline and found myself muttering “Bloody Tories” before remembering that we now have a Labour Party government. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
UK Home Office tells parents their children should return to Brazil alone
While Ana Luiza Cabral Gouveia and Hugo Barbosa can remain, letter says sons, 11 and eight, must go back to Brazil
www.theguardian.com
June 18, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Not the first time I’ve read a headline and found myself muttering “Bloody Tories” before remembering that we now have a Labour Party government. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Boss-level Father’s Day present
June 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Boss-level Father’s Day present
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I will take a show where the detective doesn’t play by the rules and every episode ends with a post credits scene where the suspect’s lawyer gets them off because of it and they go free. It could even be the same criminal every week.
Imagine the pitch meeting.
'A completely new kind of detective show..'
'Go on.'
'Turns the genre on its head.'
'I'm intrigued.'
'Are you truly ready for this..?'
'A completely new kind of detective show..'
'Go on.'
'Turns the genre on its head.'
'I'm intrigued.'
'Are you truly ready for this..?'
June 1, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I will take a show where the detective doesn’t play by the rules and every episode ends with a post credits scene where the suspect’s lawyer gets them off because of it and they go free. It could even be the same criminal every week.
This guy Zazlav has turned Discovery into like the TV version of the Borg. www.cracked.com/article_4661...
David Zaslav Might Be Killing the Cartoon Network Next
You’re telling me it’s that expensive to re-air ‘Adventure Time’ forever?
www.cracked.com
May 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This guy Zazlav has turned Discovery into like the TV version of the Borg. www.cracked.com/article_4661...
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Very honoured to be playing in this line up with Ben in LA this November
May 15, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Very honoured to be playing in this line up with Ben in LA this November
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
Wow deep cut from Dr Octagon, never thought I’d hear Mr Gerbick on the radio
“Halfsharkalligatorhalfman” by Dr. Octagon #nowplaying #6music
March 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Wow deep cut from Dr Octagon, never thought I’d hear Mr Gerbick on the radio
What happens when the combined dick count from The White Lotus and The Righteous Gemstones exceeds the boob count from Game of Thrones and The Sopranos. Do we reach The Singularity? #HBO
March 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
What happens when the combined dick count from The White Lotus and The Righteous Gemstones exceeds the boob count from Game of Thrones and The Sopranos. Do we reach The Singularity? #HBO
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A Pentagon official not authorized to speak publicly said its review to scrub websites of DEI content was too hasty and used search terms like "gay," which led to the flagging of Enola Gay images.
Pentagon restores webpages of Black veterans, Navajo Code Talkers and others after outcry
A Pentagon official not authorized to speak publicly said its review to scrub websites of DEI content was too hasty and also used search terms like "gay," leading to the flagging of Enola Gay images.
www.npr.org
March 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A Pentagon official not authorized to speak publicly said its review to scrub websites of DEI content was too hasty and used search terms like "gay," which led to the flagging of Enola Gay images.
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Just a reminder that an Andy Warhol drawing of a cock and balls got sent to the moon.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_Mu...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_Mu...
Moon Museum - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
March 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Just a reminder that an Andy Warhol drawing of a cock and balls got sent to the moon.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_Mu...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_Mu...
Just saw a hearse drive past done up in shocking pink - and you know, why not?
March 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Just saw a hearse drive past done up in shocking pink - and you know, why not?