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Elliot Goldner
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Crude noise-maker
Romance car eh?
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Man’s not hot
October 6, 2025 at 8:08 AM
LINEHAN ACTION
September 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Not denying new worrying drought conditions - but that looks like leaf miner moth which affects horse chestnuts this time of year making them shed early www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/trees-woods-...
Horse Chestnut Leaf Miner (C. ohridella) - Woodland Trust
www.woodlandtrust.org.uk
August 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Not denying the drought-like conditions, wildfires in countryside are a worrying new trend BUT I have to say that actually looks like damage from leaf miner moths which cause horse chestnuts to go brown and start shedding months early www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/trees-woods-...
Horse Chestnut Leaf Miner (C. ohridella) - Woodland Trust
www.woodlandtrust.org.uk
August 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Conversely at Anthony Minghella’s ‘Breaking and Entering’, another hard lad who was probably expecting more of a Guy Ritchie-esque burglar thriller got up and walked out halfway through announcing loudly to all “This film is shit bruv!” He wasn’t wrong.
August 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Couple of hard lads sat behind me at Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. When it started they were all “Aw no! Subtitles, I can’t read and watch the pictures” They were about to walk out when the first rooftop flying fight kicked off and then suddenly they were shouting “This is the best film ever!”
August 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Taking multiple photos of the same subject and altering these variables each time (while maintaining the same overall exposure) is a good way to help you visualise these different effects.
July 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
These three variables all control how much light gets to the sensor or film. If you decrease one you will need to increase one of the others to maintain the same exposure - but each has a different knock-on effect. Shutter speed: amount of motion blur. F-stop: foreground/background blur. ISO: grain.
July 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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July 15, 2025 at 9:49 AM
*its
July 14, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Drove past Bibury the other day and saw it’s stunningly beautifully preserved cottages, unsullied by modernity - thus attracting busloads of brightly-clothed tourists wandering past which doubtless would have got right on Jenkins’ tits. I suspect he would prefer a world with no humans at all.
July 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Very droll but can I remind you that the *actual* US Secretary of Health doesn’t believe in germ theory and thinks diseases come from bad air
July 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Time to buy shares in VPN companies I reckon
July 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I dunno, this one slaps
July 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Ozzy snorting lines of cocoa before bed
July 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Bluesky reply: actually if your wardrobe is not level it could topple and injure or even kill someone
July 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM