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Elliot Goldner
@elliotgoldner.bsky.social
Crude noise-maker
What’s the family dynamic here? I’m down with anything, just interested
October 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I dunno, this one slaps
July 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Boss-level Father’s Day present
June 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Bass is a king but these ones are by:
June 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
When Friends came out there was all that jazz about Jennifer Anniston being the world’s sexiest woman but once it had occurred to me I couldn’t un-see her as the little boy from Bicycle Thieves
June 7, 2025 at 7:15 AM
June 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Kind of surprising that someone like Alexander Payne hasn’t made a follow up with Ferris as an embittered middle-aged man dealing with his own precocious self-obsessed progeny.
May 24, 2025 at 9:10 AM
A week on the north side of Lanzarote, alternating between finding hidden beaches and visiting all the architectural marvels of César Manrique (jaw-dropping Ken Adam-esque groovy Bond villain lairs hewn from caverns of volcanic lava) would be one well spent. But maybe a schlep without a hire car.
May 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
April 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
April 12, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Reminiscent of Bill Brandt
March 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I do always wonder what would happen if Keith Brymer Jones ever sat down and watched ‘Ghost’
March 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Damn, now all The Band are gone. RIP Garth. Or maybe better to imagine that up there in heaven The Band are finally back together.
January 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
With all the Wallace-related news at the moment this is a good time to drop my wife’s long-standing observation that Greggg is in fact a living embodiment of one of those finger operated rubberface toys from the 80s
December 1, 2024 at 12:48 PM
November 29, 2024 at 1:12 PM
The one thing I took with me from the other place
November 26, 2024 at 5:55 PM