Danielle Sepulveres
@ellesep.bsky.social
📝 of pop culture/relationships/health. Created Adult Spelling Bee. Mets fan. Followed the 👣 of Alicia Florrick Kitty Montgomery Cat Brant. Loves sandwiches.
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if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
Nothing but respect for the man at my building complex who is shoveling out one of the outdoor grills so he can bbq some burgers
January 26, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Nothing but respect for the man at my building complex who is shoveling out one of the outdoor grills so he can bbq some burgers
I probably shouldn’t be allowed to muse out loud on Bluesky when I’m relegated to my couch for Day 5 of Illness
January 26, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I probably shouldn’t be allowed to muse out loud on Bluesky when I’m relegated to my couch for Day 5 of Illness
I would love to read a deep dive into how celebrity crisis comms has evolved over the years. And how social media ruined the old model of burying bad press but it along with parasocial fandom has also eliminated any possibility of grace.
January 26, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I would love to read a deep dive into how celebrity crisis comms has evolved over the years. And how social media ruined the old model of burying bad press but it along with parasocial fandom has also eliminated any possibility of grace.
Is that good
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Is that good
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Just a reminder that the paper is owned by one of the wealthiest men in the world who recently paid $40 million to distribute a documentary about the first lady.
News: The Washington Post is preparing to slash upwards of 300 staffers, incl sports, metro and foreign desks @nataliekorach.bsky.social reports.
“The newsroom is being punished for absolute incompetence from the owner and publisher,” one staffer told @status.news
www.status.news/p/washington...
“The newsroom is being punished for absolute incompetence from the owner and publisher,” one staffer told @status.news
www.status.news/p/washington...
Post Parting Depression
Looming cuts at The Washington Post threaten to decimate key coverage areas as staffers question the motives and commitment of billionaire owner Jeff Bezos.
www.status.news
January 26, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Just a reminder that the paper is owned by one of the wealthiest men in the world who recently paid $40 million to distribute a documentary about the first lady.
I need clear roads tomorrow bc I’m almost out of tissues and cold medicine 😭
I’m on Day 4 of being sick and have decided to try simply willing myself to feel better
January 26, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I need clear roads tomorrow bc I’m almost out of tissues and cold medicine 😭
I mainly need to finish writing my novel to replicate in fiction the time an older woman was talking to my bf and kept mentioning her daughter then finally clocked me and said oh sorry is this your girlfriend? And when he said yes she gave me a once over and said “well my daughter is petite.”
January 26, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I mainly need to finish writing my novel to replicate in fiction the time an older woman was talking to my bf and kept mentioning her daughter then finally clocked me and said oh sorry is this your girlfriend? And when he said yes she gave me a once over and said “well my daughter is petite.”
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This Pats Broncos game feels like it was designed in a lab to inflict maximum pain on Bills fans
January 25, 2026 at 10:55 PM
This Pats Broncos game feels like it was designed in a lab to inflict maximum pain on Bills fans
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Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com
Spiderhunt used to be a top one for me but someone I intensely dislike loves that one which cast a pall on it for me so my favorite group one is The Last Wedding
The group chat has been angry and depressed so today for some levity we are discussing our favorite New Girl episodes where the whole plot of the episode revolves around all of them being together
January 25, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Spiderhunt used to be a top one for me but someone I intensely dislike loves that one which cast a pall on it for me so my favorite group one is The Last Wedding
I’m on Day 4 of being sick and have decided to try simply willing myself to feel better
January 25, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I’m on Day 4 of being sick and have decided to try simply willing myself to feel better
The group chat has been angry and depressed so today for some levity we are discussing our favorite New Girl episodes where the whole plot of the episode revolves around all of them being together
January 25, 2026 at 5:54 PM
The group chat has been angry and depressed so today for some levity we are discussing our favorite New Girl episodes where the whole plot of the episode revolves around all of them being together
Every pull quote from a Robert Pattinson interview sounds like a Clickhole headline (complimentary)
January 25, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Every pull quote from a Robert Pattinson interview sounds like a Clickhole headline (complimentary)
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I’m not sure how they could lie any more brazenly than they already are *with* the videos.
Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.
January 24, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I’m not sure how they could lie any more brazenly than they already are *with* the videos.
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They are executing unarmed people in the streets for trying to protect their neighbors with the full support of the federal government.
January 24, 2026 at 3:44 PM
They are executing unarmed people in the streets for trying to protect their neighbors with the full support of the federal government.
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I would absolutely love to give you a personalized book recommendation if you promise that tomorrow, not today, you purchase from Bookshop.org to benefit a Twin Cities bookstore.
January 23, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I would absolutely love to give you a personalized book recommendation if you promise that tomorrow, not today, you purchase from Bookshop.org to benefit a Twin Cities bookstore.
I think every single person I’ve ever met is currently at Sundance
January 24, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I think every single person I’ve ever met is currently at Sundance
I love dingdong. I think we also need to resurrect nincompoop and dweeb.
I'm trying to collect more epithets that aren't ablelist or profane. Haven't heard "dingdong" in a while - might put it into the rotation! Thanks, @anjalikdayal.bsky.social!
this preening little dingdong
January 24, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I love dingdong. I think we also need to resurrect nincompoop and dweeb.
one of my favorite BTS tv & film stories is hearing about a movie where they manufactured snow for several scenes using soap but everyone kept involuntarily ingesting the soap particles causing a lot of people to get diarrhea
January 24, 2026 at 4:27 AM
one of my favorite BTS tv & film stories is hearing about a movie where they manufactured snow for several scenes using soap but everyone kept involuntarily ingesting the soap particles causing a lot of people to get diarrhea
Why is it that it’s so much easier to sleep during the day when you’re sick even when you’re exhausted at night
January 24, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Why is it that it’s so much easier to sleep during the day when you’re sick even when you’re exhausted at night
me: schedules fun plans for two full weeks to get through the doldrums of January
my body: hmmm feels like a great time to get sick
my body: hmmm feels like a great time to get sick
January 24, 2026 at 2:51 AM
me: schedules fun plans for two full weeks to get through the doldrums of January
my body: hmmm feels like a great time to get sick
my body: hmmm feels like a great time to get sick
Memes matter more than saved lives -this janky ass administration
I want to appreciate for a moment:
There’s a historic ice storm bearing down on a huge part of the country. And government workers are being told to downplay the ice—the most damaging part of the storm—bc they’re worried it might remind people of the government’s disastrous occupation in Minnesota
There’s a historic ice storm bearing down on a huge part of the country. And government workers are being told to downplay the ice—the most damaging part of the storm—bc they’re worried it might remind people of the government’s disastrous occupation in Minnesota
CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….
January 24, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Memes matter more than saved lives -this janky ass administration
Once again forced to admit that if you want to finish the writing project one must sit down and actually do the writing
January 24, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Once again forced to admit that if you want to finish the writing project one must sit down and actually do the writing