Danielle Sepulveres
@ellesep.bsky.social
📝 of pop culture/relationships/health. Created Adult Spelling Bee. Mets fan. Followed the 👣 of Alicia Florrick Kitty Montgomery Cat Brant. Loves sandwiches.
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Pluribus episode 3 is genuinely hilarious and also goddamn that show in general really just has beautiful shot compositions in every single scene.
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Pluribus episode 3 is genuinely hilarious and also goddamn that show in general really just has beautiful shot compositions in every single scene.
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A bus was stolen by a man in Canada who continued to allow passengers to board and even checked their bus passes, in what police described as a “joy ride.”
A man took a bus for a ‘joy ride’ — but kept picking up passengers
The man stole the bus in Hamilton, Ontario, while the driver was on a break — but let people board and alight the bus, and even checked passengers’ bus passes, police said.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A bus was stolen by a man in Canada who continued to allow passengers to board and even checked their bus passes, in what police described as a “joy ride.”
I genuinely think Olivia Nuzzi wrote a book that has zero audience. MAGA folks won’t stand for anyone besmirching their steroid riddled lunatic and anyone with a brain is too grossed out by the idea of her being attracted to said lunatic
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I genuinely think Olivia Nuzzi wrote a book that has zero audience. MAGA folks won’t stand for anyone besmirching their steroid riddled lunatic and anyone with a brain is too grossed out by the idea of her being attracted to said lunatic
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I will no doubt read and enjoy all your very good Nuzzi jokes, but I also want to say earnestly, so many of us (myself included) are on the verge of being pushed out of this industry and it's genuinely so dispiriting to see the worst among us, ethics-wise, get such preferential treatment.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I will no doubt read and enjoy all your very good Nuzzi jokes, but I also want to say earnestly, so many of us (myself included) are on the verge of being pushed out of this industry and it's genuinely so dispiriting to see the worst among us, ethics-wise, get such preferential treatment.
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turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
Fastest way to get your dog up to go out when you need her to is to sit down on the couch in an attempt to relax
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Fastest way to get your dog up to go out when you need her to is to sit down on the couch in an attempt to relax
AMC stubs member boyfriend
Stays through the credits girlfriend
Stays through the credits girlfriend
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
AMC stubs member boyfriend
Stays through the credits girlfriend
Stays through the credits girlfriend
Well I just enjoyed the hell out of Bugonia
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Well I just enjoyed the hell out of Bugonia
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The Epstein files are clearly more damning than we assumed, which is saying something.
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The Epstein files are clearly more damning than we assumed, which is saying something.
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A pretty bleak thing that GenAI is revealing is that a significant percentage of the population seems to have no interest in actually learning or doing anything. They want to ChatGPT their way out of hobbies, art making, everything... www.thecut.com/article/woul...
The People Using ChatGPT to Cheat at Their Hobbies
Why are so many of us letting AI have all the fun?
www.thecut.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A pretty bleak thing that GenAI is revealing is that a significant percentage of the population seems to have no interest in actually learning or doing anything. They want to ChatGPT their way out of hobbies, art making, everything... www.thecut.com/article/woul...
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I love that “okay but how the fuck do we keep smoking??” was a primary concern on the set of PLANET OF THE APES
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I love that “okay but how the fuck do we keep smoking??” was a primary concern on the set of PLANET OF THE APES
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Other folks have said it, but let me just note that:
(1) lots of talented, must-read journalists have been let go from their jobs over the last year
(2) millions of Americans are abandoning current media outlets and looking for new alternatives
Seems like a sure-fire business opportunity here?
(1) lots of talented, must-read journalists have been let go from their jobs over the last year
(2) millions of Americans are abandoning current media outlets and looking for new alternatives
Seems like a sure-fire business opportunity here?
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Other folks have said it, but let me just note that:
(1) lots of talented, must-read journalists have been let go from their jobs over the last year
(2) millions of Americans are abandoning current media outlets and looking for new alternatives
Seems like a sure-fire business opportunity here?
(1) lots of talented, must-read journalists have been let go from their jobs over the last year
(2) millions of Americans are abandoning current media outlets and looking for new alternatives
Seems like a sure-fire business opportunity here?
Any copywriters in NJ looking for a new job? Preferably with pharma or medical exp?
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Any copywriters in NJ looking for a new job? Preferably with pharma or medical exp?
Ok I am Pluribus-pilled
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Ok I am Pluribus-pilled
Have assumed a car accident or gun violence would get most of us before old age does but listeria from a frozen meal is really showing out strong lately
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Have assumed a car accident or gun violence would get most of us before old age does but listeria from a frozen meal is really showing out strong lately
I miss the pre-fascism days of Twitter when you could tweet “I’m pulling an all nighter to not blow a deadline I wish I had some chocolate” and a very lovely company would DM you and be like hey we’d love to send you some chocolate
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I miss the pre-fascism days of Twitter when you could tweet “I’m pulling an all nighter to not blow a deadline I wish I had some chocolate” and a very lovely company would DM you and be like hey we’d love to send you some chocolate
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Says here everyone in New York City will now be assigned an aloof wife
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Says here everyone in New York City will now be assigned an aloof wife
Me every time I eat a French Dip
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Me every time I eat a French Dip
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This is absolutely playing in my head in the voice of Orson Welles.
“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This is absolutely playing in my head in the voice of Orson Welles.
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When rich people say they are "leaving New York" that just means they're doing retail therapy by buying an additional house somewhere else.
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
When rich people say they are "leaving New York" that just means they're doing retail therapy by buying an additional house somewhere else.
Today I referenced “the only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool” and was horrified to find out that the people I was with did not know anything about Lester Bangs or Almost Famous
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Today I referenced “the only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool” and was horrified to find out that the people I was with did not know anything about Lester Bangs or Almost Famous
Feeling a little bit of relief for the first time in a year
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Feeling a little bit of relief for the first time in a year
My kingdom for a reporter to just ask “shouldn’t you be more informed in order to do your job?”
RAJU: Last week you were very critical of Biden's use of the autopen. But Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My kingdom for a reporter to just ask “shouldn’t you be more informed in order to do your job?”
There’s a guy in my hometown who decided to launch a write-in campaign once he realized that a 71 year old Oath Keeper with no children in the district was running unopposed for the school board. Regular folks can take meaningful action.
It can often feel like there's a whole lot outside our control.
But if there's any kind of election in your town today, that's a way to make a meaningful difference in your state or local affairs.
But if there's any kind of election in your town today, that's a way to make a meaningful difference in your state or local affairs.
Today I’m voting for school board. Keep the local MAGA out. Keep the ABA teacher with no real information about her out too (IYKYK).
Your local election for boards and judges and funding and so forth really do matter. Go vote!
Your local election for boards and judges and funding and so forth really do matter. Go vote!
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
There’s a guy in my hometown who decided to launch a write-in campaign once he realized that a 71 year old Oath Keeper with no children in the district was running unopposed for the school board. Regular folks can take meaningful action.
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“Mister Speaker, do you know your own name? Can you state what country you are in? What is the current year?”
November 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“Mister Speaker, do you know your own name? Can you state what country you are in? What is the current year?”