Danielle Sepulveres
@ellesep.bsky.social
📝 of pop culture/relationships/health. Created Adult Spelling Bee. Mets fan. Followed the 👣 of Alicia Florrick Kitty Montgomery Cat Brant. Loves sandwiches.
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I’m still hung up on the secretary of transportation suggesting that air travel will only improve if we put on dresses and heels before going to sit in the metal tube of farts for 3+ hours
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’m still hung up on the secretary of transportation suggesting that air travel will only improve if we put on dresses and heels before going to sit in the metal tube of farts for 3+ hours
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Some of you are being so hard on journalists today. Surely everyone deserves a seventeenth chance.
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Some of you are being so hard on journalists today. Surely everyone deserves a seventeenth chance.
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
Feeling very non-tendered
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Feeling very non-tendered
Some days I’m just three Mary Oliver poems in a trench coat
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Some days I’m just three Mary Oliver poems in a trench coat
Paint me like one of your French girls
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Paint me like one of your French girls
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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hot dogs could be a thanksgiving side
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
hot dogs could be a thanksgiving side
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It was my great pleasure to contribute to this @ebertvoices.bsky.social collection of Siskel & Ebert memories, and to share my lil film critic origin story, which I fully grant sounds made up: www.rogerebert.com/roger-ebert/...
Their Show Cracked Open the World: Siskel & Ebert Memories | Roger Ebert | Roger Ebert
Our contributors weigh in on the impact of Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert on the 50th anniversary of their hit TV show, "At the Movies."
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November 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It was my great pleasure to contribute to this @ebertvoices.bsky.social collection of Siskel & Ebert memories, and to share my lil film critic origin story, which I fully grant sounds made up: www.rogerebert.com/roger-ebert/...
It’s a very strange feeling to realize after two decades that you’re essentially at the point where you’ve now lived without the person who passed away for longer than you had them
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It’s a very strange feeling to realize after two decades that you’re essentially at the point where you’ve now lived without the person who passed away for longer than you had them
Today I got the dreaded annual funeral home email asking if I’d like to write a new note of remembrance for my dear friend Fred who passed away 21 years ago making me feel like I’ve been stabbed. This is also when I re-share the essay I wrote about him
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magazine.catapult.co/places/stori...
Honesty Is the Best Policy—Especially in Focus Groups
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November 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Today I got the dreaded annual funeral home email asking if I’d like to write a new note of remembrance for my dear friend Fred who passed away 21 years ago making me feel like I’ve been stabbed. This is also when I re-share the essay I wrote about him
magazine.catapult.co/places/stori...
magazine.catapult.co/places/stori...
I forget what’s the rule again if you have a dream about someone you haven’t seen or spoken to in a year? Tell them right?
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I forget what’s the rule again if you have a dream about someone you haven’t seen or spoken to in a year? Tell them right?
Not loving the large amount of folks labeling sad, pathetic behavior as chic!
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Not loving the large amount of folks labeling sad, pathetic behavior as chic!
Will there be more bamboo tomorrow
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Will there be more bamboo tomorrow
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I get why it happens but goddamn do I wish anything could hit as hard on the timeline as something that sucks that everyone hates written by or about the worst person you know. I wish something good or interesting was able to get anywhere near the traction some shit that sucks does.
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I get why it happens but goddamn do I wish anything could hit as hard on the timeline as something that sucks that everyone hates written by or about the worst person you know. I wish something good or interesting was able to get anywhere near the traction some shit that sucks does.
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Have a great week, everybody!
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Have a great week, everybody!
This is niche but guys absolutely no one. NO ONE. Describes growing up in Monmouth County as growing up on the Navesink River. NO ONE.
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is niche but guys absolutely no one. NO ONE. Describes growing up in Monmouth County as growing up on the Navesink River. NO ONE.
Ice cream with espresso in it maybe not my best decision on a Sunday night
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Ice cream with espresso in it maybe not my best decision on a Sunday night
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I'm going to give you $2,000... emotionally.
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I'm going to give you $2,000... emotionally.
Sunday night ice cream dates might be the best way to ward off the Sunday scaries
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Sunday night ice cream dates might be the best way to ward off the Sunday scaries
I love movies. Going to the movies. Watching them at home. I feel extremely sorry for the antisocial nuts who think that AI means they can re-do an existing movie on a shitty program that changes the ending or makes the characters do/say what they want. You don’t deserve movies
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I love movies. Going to the movies. Watching them at home. I feel extremely sorry for the antisocial nuts who think that AI means they can re-do an existing movie on a shitty program that changes the ending or makes the characters do/say what they want. You don’t deserve movies
No one at this football game cares about my theories about Pluribus
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
No one at this football game cares about my theories about Pluribus
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A friend from high school has posted that her brother is currently on hospice and to raise money for his family she put this beautiful song he wrote on band camp that you can buy for $1.50 (or more if you’re feeling generous!) RTs also appreciated.
jimpeters2112.bandcamp.com/track/joyous...
jimpeters2112.bandcamp.com/track/joyous...
Joyous Day, by Jim Peters
track by Jim Peters
jimpeters2112.bandcamp.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
A friend from high school has posted that her brother is currently on hospice and to raise money for his family she put this beautiful song he wrote on band camp that you can buy for $1.50 (or more if you’re feeling generous!) RTs also appreciated.
jimpeters2112.bandcamp.com/track/joyous...
jimpeters2112.bandcamp.com/track/joyous...
I think we all agree that one person will read the book and there will be an essay entitled “I read American Canto so you don’t have to”
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I think we all agree that one person will read the book and there will be an essay entitled “I read American Canto so you don’t have to”
A friend from high school has posted that her brother is currently on hospice and to raise money for his family she put this beautiful song he wrote on band camp that you can buy for $1.50 (or more if you’re feeling generous!) RTs also appreciated.
jimpeters2112.bandcamp.com/track/joyous...
jimpeters2112.bandcamp.com/track/joyous...
Joyous Day, by Jim Peters
track by Jim Peters
jimpeters2112.bandcamp.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
A friend from high school has posted that her brother is currently on hospice and to raise money for his family she put this beautiful song he wrote on band camp that you can buy for $1.50 (or more if you’re feeling generous!) RTs also appreciated.
jimpeters2112.bandcamp.com/track/joyous...
jimpeters2112.bandcamp.com/track/joyous...