Elle Schneider
@elleschneider.bsky.social
Tom Graeff aficionado. #Local600 🎥 witch ✨️ Director 🎬 THE FOOD THAT BUILT AMERICA & stuff. Bond stan. Genre nerd. Michael Caine impersonator. Aspiring Peter Cushing. What would Doris Wishman do?
Making a film on Centron.
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Making a film on Centron.
Contact 📩
linktr.ee/elleschneider
My friend, the wonderful and kind Jim Stringer, who wrote this incredible theme song, sadly passed away far too young in December. He truly saved my life so many times with that riff, particularly during cleaning and pack out after the fire.
Did anybody else see Shake Hands with Danger when they were young? If you're a film nerd, you'll be happy to know that it was directed by Herk Harvey, director and co-writer of the horror classic, Carnival of Souls.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v26f...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v26f...
Shake Hands With Danger (1980)
YouTube video by A/V Geeks 16mm Films
www.youtube.com
February 16, 2026 at 1:44 AM
My friend, the wonderful and kind Jim Stringer, who wrote this incredible theme song, sadly passed away far too young in December. He truly saved my life so many times with that riff, particularly during cleaning and pack out after the fire.
Reposted by Elle Schneider
Did anybody else see Shake Hands with Danger when they were young? If you're a film nerd, you'll be happy to know that it was directed by Herk Harvey, director and co-writer of the horror classic, Carnival of Souls.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v26f...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v26f...
Shake Hands With Danger (1980)
YouTube video by A/V Geeks 16mm Films
www.youtube.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Did anybody else see Shake Hands with Danger when they were young? If you're a film nerd, you'll be happy to know that it was directed by Herk Harvey, director and co-writer of the horror classic, Carnival of Souls.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v26f...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v26f...
Adria Lang's adaptation of qntm's SCP Foundation story There Is No Antimemetics Division is up on DUST with more than 27K views in less than 24 hours! Loved shooting this fun sci-fi noir.
Check it out: youtu.be/3v8AsTHfAG0?...
Check it out: youtu.be/3v8AsTHfAG0?...
Sci-Fi Short Film "There Is No Antimemetics Division" | DUST
YouTube video by DUST
youtu.be
February 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Adria Lang's adaptation of qntm's SCP Foundation story There Is No Antimemetics Division is up on DUST with more than 27K views in less than 24 hours! Loved shooting this fun sci-fi noir.
Check it out: youtu.be/3v8AsTHfAG0?...
Check it out: youtu.be/3v8AsTHfAG0?...
Trying to take a nice photo of my bestie @petrichoreographer.bsky.social at dinner for NY Restaurant Week to prove we are civilized beings and she brandishes a knife!
THE PHOTO SHE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE
THE PHOTO SHE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE
January 31, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Trying to take a nice photo of my bestie @petrichoreographer.bsky.social at dinner for NY Restaurant Week to prove we are civilized beings and she brandishes a knife!
THE PHOTO SHE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE
THE PHOTO SHE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE
Today is David Bowie's birthday, and the 10 year anniversary of the Blackstar album. Which also means (cosmic jokes aside) we're coming up on 10 years of many of us living in one crisis after another.
As a kid, Bowie music helped me through so many disasters, and now he's helped through these too.
As a kid, Bowie music helped me through so many disasters, and now he's helped through these too.
January 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Today is David Bowie's birthday, and the 10 year anniversary of the Blackstar album. Which also means (cosmic jokes aside) we're coming up on 10 years of many of us living in one crisis after another.
As a kid, Bowie music helped me through so many disasters, and now he's helped through these too.
As a kid, Bowie music helped me through so many disasters, and now he's helped through these too.
me: man i haven't listened to metal in ages why don't i do that
me: this is dope, i miss sitting around and listening to music
me: but i still have errands to do
me: but this is so pleasing, maybe after the next song
[two hours later]
me: okay maybe this is why i don't do this anymore
me: this is dope, i miss sitting around and listening to music
me: but i still have errands to do
me: but this is so pleasing, maybe after the next song
[two hours later]
me: okay maybe this is why i don't do this anymore
January 6, 2026 at 1:23 AM
me: man i haven't listened to metal in ages why don't i do that
me: this is dope, i miss sitting around and listening to music
me: but i still have errands to do
me: but this is so pleasing, maybe after the next song
[two hours later]
me: okay maybe this is why i don't do this anymore
me: this is dope, i miss sitting around and listening to music
me: but i still have errands to do
me: but this is so pleasing, maybe after the next song
[two hours later]
me: okay maybe this is why i don't do this anymore
Yeah so the thing is, Calibri is a new font, which means assholes get caught more easily when they try to forge older documents.
It's brought down governments. There's even a "in crime and politics" Wikipedia section.
That's probably what this whole thing is about. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calibri...
It's brought down governments. There's even a "in crime and politics" Wikipedia section.
That's probably what this whole thing is about. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calibri...
Calibri - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Yeah so the thing is, Calibri is a new font, which means assholes get caught more easily when they try to forge older documents.
It's brought down governments. There's even a "in crime and politics" Wikipedia section.
That's probably what this whole thing is about. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calibri...
It's brought down governments. There's even a "in crime and politics" Wikipedia section.
That's probably what this whole thing is about. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calibri...
Reposted by Elle Schneider
One of the things that irritates me about defunding the Post Office is that the Post Office is just a great place to go to. People getting presents, sending off Christmas letters, the hustle and bustle of American Capitalism, people meeting people, babes and hunks, get laid at the Post Office folks
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
One of the things that irritates me about defunding the Post Office is that the Post Office is just a great place to go to. People getting presents, sending off Christmas letters, the hustle and bustle of American Capitalism, people meeting people, babes and hunks, get laid at the Post Office folks
Traffic was SO BAD today, what in Carmageddon is going on? It took more than 90 minutes to go 9 miles this afternoon, and that was hours before rush hour. And it's a Tuesday!
I needed to nap before an all night shoot and traffic ate any chance of that happening. Think unsleepy thoughts for me fam.
I needed to nap before an all night shoot and traffic ate any chance of that happening. Think unsleepy thoughts for me fam.
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Traffic was SO BAD today, what in Carmageddon is going on? It took more than 90 minutes to go 9 miles this afternoon, and that was hours before rush hour. And it's a Tuesday!
I needed to nap before an all night shoot and traffic ate any chance of that happening. Think unsleepy thoughts for me fam.
I needed to nap before an all night shoot and traffic ate any chance of that happening. Think unsleepy thoughts for me fam.
I'm excited to share that my horror short TRUE CRIME was chosen as part of the first Ashes to Films in-kind grant for fire-affected filmmakers. I've been wanting to tell this story for a LONG time. We still have funds to raise, but happy to start 2026 with a new project!
variety.com/2025/biz/new...
variety.com/2025/biz/new...
Ashes to Films, Arts Nonprofit Inspired by L.A. Fires, Sets Short Film Festival and Names First Cohort of Filmmakers
Nonprofit Ashes to Films unveils its first cohort of fire-affected filmmakers who will receive grants and other support to help craft a short film.
variety.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I'm excited to share that my horror short TRUE CRIME was chosen as part of the first Ashes to Films in-kind grant for fire-affected filmmakers. I've been wanting to tell this story for a LONG time. We still have funds to raise, but happy to start 2026 with a new project!
variety.com/2025/biz/new...
variety.com/2025/biz/new...
Okay rain, you've made your point. You've already taken the last warm week of the year. What more do you want?!
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Okay rain, you've made your point. You've already taken the last warm week of the year. What more do you want?!
Reposted by Elle Schneider
Bach, you have to stop. Your clavier is too well-tempered. Your concertos too Brandenburg. They’ll kill you
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Bach, you have to stop. Your clavier is too well-tempered. Your concertos too Brandenburg. They’ll kill you
Pierce Brosnan doesn't get enough kudos for great work in THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH. When Bond stares down Elektra King it is a MOMENT.
We hear about Dalton being more of the ruthless, Fleming-esque Bond, but when Brosnan brings menace to the table it means something.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vxS...
We hear about Dalton being more of the ruthless, Fleming-esque Bond, but when Brosnan brings menace to the table it means something.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vxS...
The World Is Not Enough - Elektra King death scene
YouTube video by Bananas About Movies
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Pierce Brosnan doesn't get enough kudos for great work in THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH. When Bond stares down Elektra King it is a MOMENT.
We hear about Dalton being more of the ruthless, Fleming-esque Bond, but when Brosnan brings menace to the table it means something.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vxS...
We hear about Dalton being more of the ruthless, Fleming-esque Bond, but when Brosnan brings menace to the table it means something.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vxS...
Bond as a conferred identity is dumb.
Bond as a character whose story resets with every new actor is dumb (as much as I hate the Madeleine Swann character with every fiber of my being.)
If you think these things you don't like the Bond series.
And that's okay!
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
Bond as a character whose story resets with every new actor is dumb (as much as I hate the Madeleine Swann character with every fiber of my being.)
If you think these things you don't like the Bond series.
And that's okay!
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Bond as a conferred identity is dumb.
Bond as a character whose story resets with every new actor is dumb (as much as I hate the Madeleine Swann character with every fiber of my being.)
If you think these things you don't like the Bond series.
And that's okay!
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
Bond as a character whose story resets with every new actor is dumb (as much as I hate the Madeleine Swann character with every fiber of my being.)
If you think these things you don't like the Bond series.
And that's okay!
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
What insufferable handwringing. There are a thousand ways Bond could have escaped No Time to Die. If there even is an issue figuring out how, which I doubt, it's probably because they hired writers who don't really like the property and character. Happy to take over for them!
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
What insufferable handwringing. There are a thousand ways Bond could have escaped No Time to Die. If there even is an issue figuring out how, which I doubt, it's probably because they hired writers who don't really like the property and character. Happy to take over for them!
Thank you for sharing Marc! It's never too late to shovel your way out of the shit and into the truth.
It's @elleschneider.bsky.social's birthday, and while she continues to film and create with her dry wit and pluck, there's still that little matter of the Altadena fire throwing an obstacle the size and appetite of Audrey II at her. So give her a boost.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-elle-...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-elle-...
Donate to Help Elle and her dogs recover after the Eaton fire, organized by Leah Shore
Help Elle Recover After the Eaton Fire in California
Hi I'm Leah, E… Leah Shore needs your support for Help Elle and her dogs recover after the Eaton fire
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November 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Thank you for sharing Marc! It's never too late to shovel your way out of the shit and into the truth.
Accidentally slept til 3PM, woke up for some food, fell asleep again accidentally at 5PM, woke up at 8PM. Daylight Savings is going great so far.
November 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Accidentally slept til 3PM, woke up for some food, fell asleep again accidentally at 5PM, woke up at 8PM. Daylight Savings is going great so far.
I love HORROR EXPRESS because it's shot mostly in mediums and mostly overly lit with head on key lighting with zero care for continuity and it does not matter AT ALL.
November 1, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I love HORROR EXPRESS because it's shot mostly in mediums and mostly overly lit with head on key lighting with zero care for continuity and it does not matter AT ALL.
Refilling my Halloween energy for tomorrow with the bestest boy.
November 1, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Refilling my Halloween energy for tomorrow with the bestest boy.
Happy possibly 100th birthday to the incomparable Lee Grant!
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Happy possibly 100th birthday to the incomparable Lee Grant!
Enjoyed catching SEE NO EVIL for the first time tonight! As a chronic rewatcher and lover of sometimes obscure 70s cinema, it's always exciting to experience a film that somehow flew under your radar. Thanks @amcinematheque.bsky.social @realgdt.bsky.social!
October 31, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Enjoyed catching SEE NO EVIL for the first time tonight! As a chronic rewatcher and lover of sometimes obscure 70s cinema, it's always exciting to experience a film that somehow flew under your radar. Thanks @amcinematheque.bsky.social @realgdt.bsky.social!
It took me three patient years to manifest this Danny Torrance costume from THE SHINING for Halloween but in the year of our lord 2025 the eBay gods smiled upon me.
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
It took me three patient years to manifest this Danny Torrance costume from THE SHINING for Halloween but in the year of our lord 2025 the eBay gods smiled upon me.
I'm not the only one who comes up with the best Halloween costumes 2 days before Halloween when they're now impossible to fabricate, necessitating a years-long backlog of costumes... right?
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I'm not the only one who comes up with the best Halloween costumes 2 days before Halloween when they're now impossible to fabricate, necessitating a years-long backlog of costumes... right?
Reposted by Elle Schneider
Half man … half wolf. See Oliver Reed unleash his inner beast in THE CURSE OF THE WEREWOLF. Screening in 35mm on 11/24 at LF3 / @amcinematheque.bsky.social 🎟️: tinyurl.com/4ermkasu
October 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Half man … half wolf. See Oliver Reed unleash his inner beast in THE CURSE OF THE WEREWOLF. Screening in 35mm on 11/24 at LF3 / @amcinematheque.bsky.social 🎟️: tinyurl.com/4ermkasu
Had an incredible time at the @sitgesfilmfestival.bsky.social with @honeycuttheidi.bsky.social pitching our docuseries MOTHER OF ALL EVIL! Thank you so much #WomanInFan for inviting our project. I'm so energized by my horror film fam and ready to get back to work!
October 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Had an incredible time at the @sitgesfilmfestival.bsky.social with @honeycuttheidi.bsky.social pitching our docuseries MOTHER OF ALL EVIL! Thank you so much #WomanInFan for inviting our project. I'm so energized by my horror film fam and ready to get back to work!