Ellen
@ellenm.bsky.social
Reader, knitter, nosy person about town, she/her 🏳️🌈
I was very late for choir because the buses were absolutely fucked, so the transport gods have made this up to me by making the train I thought I was going to miss go from the other end of Waterloo so I caught it
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I was very late for choir because the buses were absolutely fucked, so the transport gods have made this up to me by making the train I thought I was going to miss go from the other end of Waterloo so I caught it
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Tax on people who say 'does that mean it's free then' if a barcode won't scan, then repeat themselves so the person at the till has to fake an amused grunt as they try to key in a really long number printed in tiny type
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Tax on people who say 'does that mean it's free then' if a barcode won't scan, then repeat themselves so the person at the till has to fake an amused grunt as they try to key in a really long number printed in tiny type
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My 7 year old just reached for a piece of pizza fresh out of the oven and exclaimed, in the same tone as an adult swearing…
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My 7 year old just reached for a piece of pizza fresh out of the oven and exclaimed, in the same tone as an adult swearing…
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
I didn’t know what I wanted to do when I left uni and got a Christmas temp job with Waterstones and I still don’t know what job I want to do 20 years later
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I didn’t know what I wanted to do when I left uni and got a Christmas temp job with Waterstones and I still don’t know what job I want to do 20 years later
I didn’t sort out my drawers, but 14 meals which just require some carbs are in the freezer and I’ve done all the washing up
It’s really bloody miserable outside, so I’m feeling really good about my afternoon plan of batch cooking comforting food for the freezer and maybe sorting out my T-shirt drawer
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I didn’t sort out my drawers, but 14 meals which just require some carbs are in the freezer and I’ve done all the washing up
Some of this week’s concepts suggest they weren’t entirely successful in clearing all the drugs out of the Strictly production suites #Sttictly
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Some of this week’s concepts suggest they weren’t entirely successful in clearing all the drugs out of the Strictly production suites #Sttictly
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Sorry what station is this
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Sorry what station is this
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very little brings me as much joy as explaining the plots of romance novels to my husband. no one is more earnestly appalled. "he made a BET to marry her? but that will hurt her feelings when she finds out!" yes beloved
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
very little brings me as much joy as explaining the plots of romance novels to my husband. no one is more earnestly appalled. "he made a BET to marry her? but that will hurt her feelings when she finds out!" yes beloved
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Said the phrase 'I'm over the moon!' to a Polish man and he was a little confused and asked what I meant so I explained and when I finished he just shook his head and said 'You're happy but you have no business in space.'
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Said the phrase 'I'm over the moon!' to a Polish man and he was a little confused and asked what I meant so I explained and when I finished he just shook his head and said 'You're happy but you have no business in space.'
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You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.