Bethany
@elizardbethany.bsky.social
It turns out that ADD can be a whole personality.
When I was 14yo in HS, I once accidentally made eye contact too soon while approaching a 17yo guy walking the other way down a long hall.
Figuring that it would be weird either way, I just held eye contact and smile-nodded (dying inside)
He thought it was "the most sexually intense stare" 🙄😂
Figuring that it would be weird either way, I just held eye contact and smile-nodded (dying inside)
He thought it was "the most sexually intense stare" 🙄😂
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
When I was 14yo in HS, I once accidentally made eye contact too soon while approaching a 17yo guy walking the other way down a long hall.
Figuring that it would be weird either way, I just held eye contact and smile-nodded (dying inside)
He thought it was "the most sexually intense stare" 🙄😂
Figuring that it would be weird either way, I just held eye contact and smile-nodded (dying inside)
He thought it was "the most sexually intense stare" 🙄😂
Watching a performance of The Messiah today. Always cracks me up to remember being a child and wondering why this fancy choir was singing about liking sheep 😂
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Watching a performance of The Messiah today. Always cracks me up to remember being a child and wondering why this fancy choir was singing about liking sheep 😂
TFW your kindergartner is screwed because there are no solutions 😭
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
TFW your kindergartner is screwed because there are no solutions 😭
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Oh wait this is actually a good idea
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Oh wait this is actually a good idea
Am grudging news stan
hearing that today was a pretty wild episode for you news stans
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Am grudging news stan
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Move your turkey from the freezer to the fridge today!
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Move your turkey from the freezer to the fridge today!
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
Have lost all will to leave the couch. When will my Adderall return from the war
a baby yoda from the mandalorian is giving the middle finger and says `` tries very hard '' .
ALT: a baby yoda from the mandalorian is giving the middle finger and says `` tries very hard '' .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Have lost all will to leave the couch. When will my Adderall return from the war
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
I have to come up with a solo to sing for our choir's Christmas shindig and I can't decide. Others have chosen:
-You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
-Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
-Silent Night
-Winter Wonderland
-Silver Bells or White Christmas
-It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas
-You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
-Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
-Silent Night
-Winter Wonderland
-Silver Bells or White Christmas
-It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I have to come up with a solo to sing for our choir's Christmas shindig and I can't decide. Others have chosen:
-You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
-Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
-Silent Night
-Winter Wonderland
-Silver Bells or White Christmas
-It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas
-You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
-Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
-Silent Night
-Winter Wonderland
-Silver Bells or White Christmas
-It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas
Why do they have to eat EVERY night
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Why do they have to eat EVERY night
Teach them to read and write, they said
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Teach them to read and write, they said
Anybody have a favorite poem? I need to bring two to class tomorrow so that I can set one to music and I don't know poetry at all!
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Anybody have a favorite poem? I need to bring two to class tomorrow so that I can set one to music and I don't know poetry at all!
Hunting is hard work, y'all
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hunting is hard work, y'all
The replies
In the spirit of togetherness, international followers, please share your country's most dangerous cooking method.
November 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The replies
Lol turns out that it was just spotting
Fun to spot on day 14 lol
Fun to spot on day 14 lol
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Lol turns out that it was just spotting
Fun to spot on day 14 lol
Fun to spot on day 14 lol
Is 36 too early for wonky period shenanigans? Cuz day 14 isn't supposed to be like this
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Is 36 too early for wonky period shenanigans? Cuz day 14 isn't supposed to be like this
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
Didn't read the article. Just thought this tweet was hilarious.
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
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November 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Didn't read the article. Just thought this tweet was hilarious.
You know what's really obnoxious? I have to call Costco monthly to fill my ADHD meds. But if it's out of stock (or only partially in stock) they just.... sit on the request. No calls or texts to make a better plan. So I'm just in unmedicated limbo.
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
You know what's really obnoxious? I have to call Costco monthly to fill my ADHD meds. But if it's out of stock (or only partially in stock) they just.... sit on the request. No calls or texts to make a better plan. So I'm just in unmedicated limbo.
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florence pew: thread
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
florence pew: thread
Just did a concert where I crushed two solos and I feel so full and alive. Our group is amazing, encouraging, talented, and it just feels incredible to be part of. Like it's important. Sometimes following your dreams makes your dreams come true!!
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Just did a concert where I crushed two solos and I feel so full and alive. Our group is amazing, encouraging, talented, and it just feels incredible to be part of. Like it's important. Sometimes following your dreams makes your dreams come true!!
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Seeing reports that sharks aren't mammals they're fish and OK teach, OK college, glad to see they still let nerds on the internet I was worried.
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Seeing reports that sharks aren't mammals they're fish and OK teach, OK college, glad to see they still let nerds on the internet I was worried.
Dunno what this is about. Preparing for a jump scare!
I just read about it and I did not fucking need that image in my head
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Dunno what this is about. Preparing for a jump scare!