Bethany
@elizardbethany.bsky.social
It turns out that ADD can be a whole personality.
TFW your kindergartner is screwed because there are no solutions 😭
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
TFW your kindergartner is screwed because there are no solutions 😭
Teach them to read and write, they said
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Teach them to read and write, they said
I pressed the button just for you
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I pressed the button just for you
@askamanager.org Hey Allison! A few times I've gotten a pop-up on your site that feels pretty scammy and I finally screenshotted and saved the address. I can't get back to AAM from it (at least on mobile) so I have to close and renavigate there.
antitrojanwalls.live/avs/en/mob/m...
antitrojanwalls.live/avs/en/mob/m...
November 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
@askamanager.org Hey Allison! A few times I've gotten a pop-up on your site that feels pretty scammy and I finally screenshotted and saved the address. I can't get back to AAM from it (at least on mobile) so I have to close and renavigate there.
antitrojanwalls.live/avs/en/mob/m...
antitrojanwalls.live/avs/en/mob/m...
11yo, yesterday: I'm so excited for sugar season!
Me: What's that?
11yo: It's the two weeks after Halloween when we have a TON of candy
(Pictured: candy from 4 kids laid out in rows and piles on the floor)
Me: What's that?
11yo: It's the two weeks after Halloween when we have a TON of candy
(Pictured: candy from 4 kids laid out in rows and piles on the floor)
November 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
11yo, yesterday: I'm so excited for sugar season!
Me: What's that?
11yo: It's the two weeks after Halloween when we have a TON of candy
(Pictured: candy from 4 kids laid out in rows and piles on the floor)
Me: What's that?
11yo: It's the two weeks after Halloween when we have a TON of candy
(Pictured: candy from 4 kids laid out in rows and piles on the floor)
I'm going to chuckle about this one all day 😂
Mercy!
Mercy!
October 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I'm going to chuckle about this one all day 😂
Mercy!
Mercy!
Y'ALL. I did "GOOD" on my electricity use in September! Longtime mutuals will remember the flat-lipped grimace of the orange "FAIR" light bulb.
And all it took was not using the heater or the AC for the entire month! Certainly an easily repeatable occurrence 🙄
And all it took was not using the heater or the AC for the entire month! Certainly an easily repeatable occurrence 🙄
October 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Y'ALL. I did "GOOD" on my electricity use in September! Longtime mutuals will remember the flat-lipped grimace of the orange "FAIR" light bulb.
And all it took was not using the heater or the AC for the entire month! Certainly an easily repeatable occurrence 🙄
And all it took was not using the heater or the AC for the entire month! Certainly an easily repeatable occurrence 🙄
I knew that logging in to healthcare.gov would get me down and, sure enough, it did!
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I knew that logging in to healthcare.gov would get me down and, sure enough, it did!
Purring, but annoyed that I stopped scratching to take a photo
October 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Purring, but annoyed that I stopped scratching to take a photo
Okay, here's the fawning paragraph replaced. I just barely dipped my toe into assertiveness and can go harder if needed.
October 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Okay, here's the fawning paragraph replaced. I just barely dipped my toe into assertiveness and can go harder if needed.
Could I be more effective with this letter? The college doesn't really value the music department and I don't want to make it worse.
October 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Could I be more effective with this letter? The college doesn't really value the music department and I don't want to make it worse.
I'm never going to be able to make a password that I can remember am i
October 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I'm never going to be able to make a password that I can remember am i
Literal lol at this comment
October 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Literal lol at this comment
A favorite comment 😬😂
September 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
A favorite comment 😬😂
Pour one out for my old passport photo from 2010. I will never again look this good on an ID
September 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Pour one out for my old passport photo from 2010. I will never again look this good on an ID
Y'all, these cups have changed me. I bought some boba pearls and made my own boba milk 😂
September 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Y'all, these cups have changed me. I bought some boba pearls and made my own boba milk 😂
What kind of ridiculous person thinks an 84 is "perfection" smh samsung
September 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
What kind of ridiculous person thinks an 84 is "perfection" smh samsung
I spent $12 on plastic cups (and make my kids save them for reuse 😂) and have taken to picking them up from school or cross country practice with iced lemonade. It's a BIG hit in this heat!
Today is Country Time powder + green apple syrup.
Today is Country Time powder + green apple syrup.
September 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I spent $12 on plastic cups (and make my kids save them for reuse 😂) and have taken to picking them up from school or cross country practice with iced lemonade. It's a BIG hit in this heat!
Today is Country Time powder + green apple syrup.
Today is Country Time powder + green apple syrup.