ElizabethAnnTifa
@elizabethanntifa.bsky.social
Sarcasm intended. GenX ADHD Nerd. Deeply unserious unless I'm completely serious. Weeps for what could've been. Kinda sweary. 🎶I want auroras and sad prose. 🎶
Pinned
I can't figure out the right combination of profanity to properly express myself here.
Who decided 8:30 was a good start time for a hockey playoff game when they never even start on time? I'm too tired for this.
May 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Who decided 8:30 was a good start time for a hockey playoff game when they never even start on time? I'm too tired for this.
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Or an impeachment. Frankly it's shameful that the Democrats are playing mid-term election games with this; he shows every day that he is unfit for office and exactly the type of person for whom the Founders created the impeachment process.
May 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Or an impeachment. Frankly it's shameful that the Democrats are playing mid-term election games with this; he shows every day that he is unfit for office and exactly the type of person for whom the Founders created the impeachment process.
He's so embarrassing. Every time I accidentally read something he says I'm so utterly embarrassed.
Never in the history of anything did anyone who was strong and capable need to tell anyone who would listen how awesome they were.
He makes us look so incredibly weak and small...just like him.
Never in the history of anything did anyone who was strong and capable need to tell anyone who would listen how awesome they were.
He makes us look so incredibly weak and small...just like him.
May 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
He's so embarrassing. Every time I accidentally read something he says I'm so utterly embarrassed.
Never in the history of anything did anyone who was strong and capable need to tell anyone who would listen how awesome they were.
He makes us look so incredibly weak and small...just like him.
Never in the history of anything did anyone who was strong and capable need to tell anyone who would listen how awesome they were.
He makes us look so incredibly weak and small...just like him.
I could sleep outside tonight. It is perfect.
April 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I could sleep outside tonight. It is perfect.
Out to dinner and almost threw up when an old man walked by with his "I wish Trump would buy the cowboys so he could make them great again" T-shirt.
Sure thing. 🙄
Sure thing. 🙄
April 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Out to dinner and almost threw up when an old man walked by with his "I wish Trump would buy the cowboys so he could make them great again" T-shirt.
Sure thing. 🙄
Sure thing. 🙄
The crisis in masculinity is the one where men are looking at the absolute worst specimens to be the model of masculinity and to emulate.
Bullying, violence, and stupidity isn't the height of masculinity.
I didn't think tariffs could be manly, but femininity won't take credit for such stupidity so
Bullying, violence, and stupidity isn't the height of masculinity.
I didn't think tariffs could be manly, but femininity won't take credit for such stupidity so
April 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The crisis in masculinity is the one where men are looking at the absolute worst specimens to be the model of masculinity and to emulate.
Bullying, violence, and stupidity isn't the height of masculinity.
I didn't think tariffs could be manly, but femininity won't take credit for such stupidity so
Bullying, violence, and stupidity isn't the height of masculinity.
I didn't think tariffs could be manly, but femininity won't take credit for such stupidity so
Same, dude. Same.
Wyden: "I'm of the view that there ought to be resignations, starting with the national security adviser and the secretary of defense."
March 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Same, dude. Same.
🎶I hate it here so I will go to
secret gardens in my mind
People need a key to get to
The only one is mine
I read about it in a book when I was a precocious child
No mid-sized city hopes and small town fears
I'm there most of the year
Cause I hate it here🎶
Here being reality.
secret gardens in my mind
People need a key to get to
The only one is mine
I read about it in a book when I was a precocious child
No mid-sized city hopes and small town fears
I'm there most of the year
Cause I hate it here🎶
Here being reality.
March 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
🎶I hate it here so I will go to
secret gardens in my mind
People need a key to get to
The only one is mine
I read about it in a book when I was a precocious child
No mid-sized city hopes and small town fears
I'm there most of the year
Cause I hate it here🎶
Here being reality.
secret gardens in my mind
People need a key to get to
The only one is mine
I read about it in a book when I was a precocious child
No mid-sized city hopes and small town fears
I'm there most of the year
Cause I hate it here🎶
Here being reality.
Just for the record, I called my senior senator and his partner, the moldy potato podcaster, and told them that they shouldn't vote for Hegseth because he would be a national security risk.
a woman says " i was right again " in front of a blue wall
Alt: a woman says " i was right again " in front of a blue wall
media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Just for the record, I called my senior senator and his partner, the moldy potato podcaster, and told them that they shouldn't vote for Hegseth because he would be a national security risk.
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Holy moly. Wasn't expecting that. And why is this so weird here?
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Holy moly. Wasn't expecting that. And why is this so weird here?
March 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Holy moly. Wasn't expecting that. And why is this so weird here?
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Holy moly. Wasn't expecting that. And why is this so weird here?
I was on vacation and missed Lent but I was wondering if it was too late to give something up?I was thinking of my president.
March 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I was on vacation and missed Lent but I was wondering if it was too late to give something up?I was thinking of my president.
It's exactly what he did at twitter, so it's not exactly unexpected, if you expect the worst from him, which I do.
Duckworth: "They laid off the people who were in charge of our nuclear arsenal, for crying out loud. So it shows that they don't know what they're doing. They're taking a chainsaw to the federal workforce and it's putting Americans in danger. It's putting our veterans in danger."
March 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It's exactly what he did at twitter, so it's not exactly unexpected, if you expect the worst from him, which I do.
That's...that's not how that works.
Trump offers the carrot while holding the stick over their heads?!?
Trump offers the carrot while holding the stick over their heads?!?
the sound of all my English professors crying out at once
March 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
That's...that's not how that works.
Trump offers the carrot while holding the stick over their heads?!?
Trump offers the carrot while holding the stick over their heads?!?
Not really, but it was highly expected (by me anyway).
FOX: “The Dow is 1500 points below where it was when Trump took office. That’s not a good look.”
March 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Not really, but it was highly expected (by me anyway).
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Retweet if u agree.
March 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Retweet if u agree.
Glad my flight through Miami this week missed this.
Maybe we should rethink this whole shadow president thing we have going on? Whatdaya think?
Maybe we should rethink this whole shadow president thing we have going on? Whatdaya think?
March 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Glad my flight through Miami this week missed this.
Maybe we should rethink this whole shadow president thing we have going on? Whatdaya think?
Maybe we should rethink this whole shadow president thing we have going on? Whatdaya think?
March 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The party of freedom, folks. Fantastic.
Trump calls for Nicole Wallace and Rachel Maddow to "be forced to resign"
March 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The party of freedom, folks. Fantastic.
This will be a case study in what not to do classrooms nation wide.
Waiting to see others copy the DOGE approach to efficiency by firing key people and not letting anybody know who their leader is.
March 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This will be a case study in what not to do classrooms nation wide.
I got on FB for some reason this morning. The first post I see is a girl I went to jr high and high school with talking about how embarrassing it was how the democrats acted at the sotu and holding signs etc.
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March 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I got on FB for some reason this morning. The first post I see is a girl I went to jr high and high school with talking about how embarrassing it was how the democrats acted at the sotu and holding signs etc.
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Seriously? What did I say that would make anyone think this. Ridiculous.
March 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Seriously? What did I say that would make anyone think this. Ridiculous.
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THIS. 🎯🎯🎯
WTF is the America that conservatives "love"? They hate everything about it.
March 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
THIS. 🎯🎯🎯
Truth.
Alito: big fan of single judges setting government policy, so long as that single judge is named Sam Alito.
March 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Truth.
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