Eli
@elit5.bsky.social
San Antonio Spurs
Las Vegas Aces
General WNBA & NBA Fan
Reposted by Eli
Reposted by Eli
After Jonathan Ross shoots Renee Good in the face - according to his own camera phone - he says “fucking bitch.” Her last words were “we’re not mad at you.” These are not symmetrical times.
January 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
After Jonathan Ross shoots Renee Good in the face - according to his own camera phone - he says “fucking bitch.” Her last words were “we’re not mad at you.” These are not symmetrical times.
Reposted by Eli
Reposted by Eli
I long for the day when both Donald Trump and Pat McAfee are no longer on TV everyday
January 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I long for the day when both Donald Trump and Pat McAfee are no longer on TV everyday
Reposted by Eli
The profession started with slave catchers
January 8, 2026 at 4:35 AM
The profession started with slave catchers
Reposted by Eli
Keldon Johnson 6MOTY
January 8, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Keldon Johnson 6MOTY
I’m so glad I didn’t stay up passed my bedtime for a loss. Let’s start a win streak, pretty please.
#GSG
#GSG
The Spurs defeat the Lakers by 16, pull away in the 4th.
The Spurs improve to...
...26-11 overall (2nd out West)
...13-5 at home
...15-9 vs the West
...11-8 vs .500 and above teams
The Spurs improve to...
...26-11 overall (2nd out West)
...13-5 at home
...15-9 vs the West
...11-8 vs .500 and above teams
January 8, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I’m so glad I didn’t stay up passed my bedtime for a loss. Let’s start a win streak, pretty please.
#GSG
#GSG
Reposted by Eli
Everything is threatening to a paranoid bigot. A twelve-year-old child. The mother of a kindergartener. A school nutritionist. Your car is a weapon. Your wallet is a weapon. Your body is a weapon. Even when your back is turned. Even if you run.
January 8, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Everything is threatening to a paranoid bigot. A twelve-year-old child. The mother of a kindergartener. A school nutritionist. Your car is a weapon. Your wallet is a weapon. Your body is a weapon. Even when your back is turned. Even if you run.
That loss feels like it’s on Mitch Johnson
January 7, 2026 at 3:23 AM
That loss feels like it’s on Mitch Johnson
Reposted by Eli
January 7, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Reposted by Eli
Which NBA players had a 50-point game before they turned 21?
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Which NBA players had a 50-point game before they turned 21?
January 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Reposted by Eli
The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
Reposted by Eli
The Spurs defeat the Pacers by 10.
The Spurs improve to...
...25-9 overall (2nd out West)
...12-5 on the road
...15-1 vs team below .500
...11-2 vs the East
The Spurs improve to...
...25-9 overall (2nd out West)
...12-5 on the road
...15-1 vs team below .500
...11-2 vs the East
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
The Spurs defeat the Pacers by 10.
The Spurs improve to...
...25-9 overall (2nd out West)
...12-5 on the road
...15-1 vs team below .500
...11-2 vs the East
The Spurs improve to...
...25-9 overall (2nd out West)
...12-5 on the road
...15-1 vs team below .500
...11-2 vs the East
Reposted by Eli
White castle connection leads to a poster jam
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
White castle connection leads to a poster jam
The pacers starting center was on the Austin Spurs to start this season.
January 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
The pacers starting center was on the Austin Spurs to start this season.
Reposted by Eli
Loving the Spurs guys imploring Julian Champagnie to lead the post game celly. He finished with 36 points and a San Antonio franchise record 11 made 3s in a single game.
Really big Spurs win to come back from behind after Wemby went down with that injury scare. #NBASky
Really big Spurs win to come back from behind after Wemby went down with that injury scare. #NBASky
January 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Loving the Spurs guys imploring Julian Champagnie to lead the post game celly. He finished with 36 points and a San Antonio franchise record 11 made 3s in a single game.
Really big Spurs win to come back from behind after Wemby went down with that injury scare. #NBASky
Really big Spurs win to come back from behind after Wemby went down with that injury scare. #NBASky
Reposted by Eli
Julian Champagnie records a career high in both PTS and 3PM, setting the Spurs new single-game franchise record for the latter in a Cup Championship rematch win vs. NYK!
Victor Wembanyama: 31 PTS, 13 REB
De'Aaron Fox: 26 PTS, 7 AST, 3 STL
Victor Wembanyama: 31 PTS, 13 REB
De'Aaron Fox: 26 PTS, 7 AST, 3 STL
January 1, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Julian Champagnie records a career high in both PTS and 3PM, setting the Spurs new single-game franchise record for the latter in a Cup Championship rematch win vs. NYK!
Victor Wembanyama: 31 PTS, 13 REB
De'Aaron Fox: 26 PTS, 7 AST, 3 STL
Victor Wembanyama: 31 PTS, 13 REB
De'Aaron Fox: 26 PTS, 7 AST, 3 STL
Reposted by Eli
wemby to 2025's attempt to ruin something/someone else
January 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM
wemby to 2025's attempt to ruin something/someone else
Spurs and Knicks met again with same record. Both 23-9. The Spurs pulled off the comeback and this one counted!
#GoSpursGo #NBASky
#GoSpursGo #NBASky
The Spurs vs Knicks for the NBA Cup Championship Tuesday. Both go into the game with an 18-7 record. Win or lose both teams will leave with the same record of 18-7.
January 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Spurs and Knicks met again with same record. Both 23-9. The Spurs pulled off the comeback and this one counted!
#GoSpursGo #NBASky
#GoSpursGo #NBASky
That was for Mamu. He and Champagnie were best friends in the team. And we all remember what Mamu did to the Knicks last season!
#GoSpursGo
#GoSpursGo
January 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
That was for Mamu. He and Champagnie were best friends in the team. And we all remember what Mamu did to the Knicks last season!
#GoSpursGo
#GoSpursGo
Reposted by Eli
Reposted by Eli
Julian champagnie has hit 11 3-pointers, happy new years
January 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Julian champagnie has hit 11 3-pointers, happy new years
Reposted by Eli
I hope everyone has an awesome 2026!, but only on the condition that my 2026 is as good if not slightly better than yours. If my 2026 is lousy, I hope you all have a terrible year too - out of solidarity. 🥳🎉🎊
December 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I hope everyone has an awesome 2026!, but only on the condition that my 2026 is as good if not slightly better than yours. If my 2026 is lousy, I hope you all have a terrible year too - out of solidarity. 🥳🎉🎊