Albuquerquiches
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Chaotic moody megazord NBA feed, run by a french girl (woman?) who's been following the NBA since the 1988 finals. You're welcome, lol.
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Albuquerquiches
@nbasketball.bsky.social
· Nov 12
If you post 90% NBA, let me know in DM and I’ll follow you back. I just don’t want to read general timelines here because this is a dedicated account.
(I watch the games in the middle of the night from France, in a state of extreme fatigue, so be kind to my chaos. Long live the Albuquerquiches.)
(I watch the games in the middle of the night from France, in a state of extreme fatigue, so be kind to my chaos. Long live the Albuquerquiches.)
Best twin
Ausar's midrange has looked good
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Best twin
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Oh shit, the Nets are winning!
December 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Oh shit, the Nets are winning!
Oh
Marcus Sasser is available tonight for the first time this season. Tobias Harris (left ankle sprain) is out.
December 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Oh
Me too; The Left.
Watching my favorite teams makes me want to die
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Me too; The Left.
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Today I learned that Michael Jordan sells Jeans
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Today I learned that Michael Jordan sells Jeans
For his development, Billy Donovan is worse than an injury.
Rough news in Chicago, direct from the Bulls press release:
Chicago Bulls forward Noa Essengue will undergo left shoulder surgery and be out for the remainder of the season.
The rookie out of France, June's No. 12 pick, has played just 6 minutes this season. It's a setback for his development.
Chicago Bulls forward Noa Essengue will undergo left shoulder surgery and be out for the remainder of the season.
The rookie out of France, June's No. 12 pick, has played just 6 minutes this season. It's a setback for his development.
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
For his development, Billy Donovan is worse than an injury.
Looking at it, I think Nets is the team that plays the worst basketball in the NBA so far. It's awful to watch. The Wizards are awful too, but sometimes they are fun. But Nets is worse. Less bearable. Go back in NJ, you're drunk!
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Looking at it, I think Nets is the team that plays the worst basketball in the NBA so far. It's awful to watch. The Wizards are awful too, but sometimes they are fun. But Nets is worse. Less bearable. Go back in NJ, you're drunk!
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The Pelicans have not had any conversations with teams regarding Trey Murphy, Herb Jones, or Zion Williamson per source familiar with the matter
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The Pelicans have not had any conversations with teams regarding Trey Murphy, Herb Jones, or Zion Williamson per source familiar with the matter
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Orlando continuing to use their talent together, Desmond Bane as an off ball screener for Franz Wagner. The fun part is it's just running Flex in 2025 (let's go). Leverage Powell thinking about the downscreen, get a hit, Wagner open on the cut.
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Orlando continuing to use their talent together, Desmond Bane as an off ball screener for Franz Wagner. The fun part is it's just running Flex in 2025 (let's go). Leverage Powell thinking about the downscreen, get a hit, Wagner open on the cut.
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December 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Jalen Duren is 9th in the entire #NBA in FTA per100 possessions (at least 12 GP)
That is a stat I simply never expected to be able to tweet over a 20+ game sample for him....has been a huge part of his offensive growth this season
That is a stat I simply never expected to be able to tweet over a 20+ game sample for him....has been a huge part of his offensive growth this season
a basketball game between the orlando magic and the detroit pistons is underway
ALT: a basketball game between the orlando magic and the detroit pistons is underway
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December 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Jalen Duren is 9th in the entire #NBA in FTA per100 possessions (at least 12 GP)
That is a stat I simply never expected to be able to tweet over a 20+ game sample for him....has been a huge part of his offensive growth this season
That is a stat I simply never expected to be able to tweet over a 20+ game sample for him....has been a huge part of his offensive growth this season
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December 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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22-1 RECORD 🤯
14 WINS IN A ROW 🤯
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (33 PTS, 10-12 FGM) and the Thunder’s historic start rolls on as they defeat the Mavs for their 14th straight win and improve to 22-1 on the season!
14 WINS IN A ROW 🤯
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (33 PTS, 10-12 FGM) and the Thunder’s historic start rolls on as they defeat the Mavs for their 14th straight win and improve to 22-1 on the season!
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
22-1 RECORD 🤯
14 WINS IN A ROW 🤯
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (33 PTS, 10-12 FGM) and the Thunder’s historic start rolls on as they defeat the Mavs for their 14th straight win and improve to 22-1 on the season!
14 WINS IN A ROW 🤯
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (33 PTS, 10-12 FGM) and the Thunder’s historic start rolls on as they defeat the Mavs for their 14th straight win and improve to 22-1 on the season!
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There is only one team in the NBA that doesn't have a single win when trailing entering the fourth quarter
That team is the LA Clippers (0-14 when down through 3 quarters)
That team is the LA Clippers (0-14 when down through 3 quarters)
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
There is only one team in the NBA that doesn't have a single win when trailing entering the fourth quarter
That team is the LA Clippers (0-14 when down through 3 quarters)
That team is the LA Clippers (0-14 when down through 3 quarters)
What? Lmao
What do you mean the Knicks opened their game against Utah 23-0 😭😭😭😭😭
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
What? Lmao
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Last night, Anthony Davis had a total of 2 PTS (1-for-9).
That's the fewest points he’s ever scored in any game with 20+ minutes played 😬
#NBA
That's the fewest points he’s ever scored in any game with 20+ minutes played 😬
#NBA
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Last night, Anthony Davis had a total of 2 PTS (1-for-9).
That's the fewest points he’s ever scored in any game with 20+ minutes played 😬
#NBA
That's the fewest points he’s ever scored in any game with 20+ minutes played 😬
#NBA
I slept well after the win against Portland’s pro-IDF Zionist and the fans, and the whole American basketball world, who pretend it’s fine to have that bastard on their roster.
December 6, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I slept well after the win against Portland’s pro-IDF Zionist and the fans, and the whole American basketball world, who pretend it’s fine to have that bastard on their roster.
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LeBron is gonna miss tonight’s game with sciatica and left foot arthritis…
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
LeBron is gonna miss tonight’s game with sciatica and left foot arthritis…
NOBODY MOVE, DON'T.
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
NOBODY MOVE, DON'T.
Horrible, his child is going to be born in Los Angeles.^^
Real cycle of life moment as Luka misses tonight for a child's birth while LeBron James misses time because he's ancient and dying
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Horrible, his child is going to be born in Los Angeles.^^
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Amazon calling Adam Silver to ask why the Lakers are benching their stars
a cartoon of a crab saying you 're spending all of me money
ALT: a cartoon of a crab saying you 're spending all of me money
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December 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Amazon calling Adam Silver to ask why the Lakers are benching their stars