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Jade
@eldritchtea.bsky.social
25 she/her

FF11: Eldritchtea@Bahamut & HorizonXI
FF14: Eldritch Tea@Midgardsormr

Aspiring game dev, total media sponge, very gay, free palestine.

Currently playing: Warframe
I LOVE HRT I LOVE BEING TRANS
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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fuuuck pluribus is so good. i love you rhea seehorn. i love you women.
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Please donate to one of the coolest people in the history of game development if you can
October 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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For trans fashion, you wanna draw attention away from the shoulders, which is why i am always wearing one of those inflatable sumo costumes
October 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I might have a job by Thursday! If anyone wants to manifest or pray or cast a spell for me I'd appreciate it lol
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Beginning of peak
Digital Devil Saga: Megami Tensei (1987) was an RPG by Atlus for the Nintendo Famicom. Thanks to a computer program, demons walk the Earth! But all is not lost as its inventor, Akemi, and ally, Yumiko Shirasagi, battle to free the goddess Izanami from Lucifer's clutches! (a devil code thread)
October 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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its hard being a no gacha hardliner when all my oomfs are enjoying horsegirls and so on but there is one silver lining: i am a huge square enix fan, and as such i never have to worry about one of their gacha games succeeding and taking over the company
October 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Warframe lore is so much fun and I love the chemistry system 1999 added

Being able to talk with characters who arent nearly as far removed from the warframe timeline as you normally are about some of the more complicated lore questions is really fun
October 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Therapist: Big Head Eleanor cant hurt you she isnt real

Big Head Eleanor:
October 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I'm just a 2x pimpy in a 3x bape world
October 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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the “it costs $0.00 to support an indie dev” train is so silly because actually the best thing u can do to support an indie dev is to give them money and the thing they’d be boosting is something you would, ideally, buy when it’s out shdjfjfjf
October 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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divorce hitting Shaq like one of those old timey bits where the piano falls on top of a guy on the sidewalk
Jesus Christ, Shaq.
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Zohran Mamdani is a real New Yorker in that he’s a rapper, an immigrant, and his family is connected to the city’s life and history in cool ways; Cuomo and Sliwa are real New Yorkers in that they look like detectives who bother teens in an early Spike Lee film.
October 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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October 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Made an onlyfans. This bitch needs money and if chasers see gonna perv on me then I might as well get paid.

Anyways, buy my nudes i guess? (In 24-48 hours when i get verified)
October 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Daedalus: I am gonna become an engineer to build wonderous things!

Queen Pasiphaë: make me a fake cow box so I can fuck a bull.

Daedalus:....o...okay.

King Minos: make me a maze to keep my flesh eating half bull son.

Daedalus:... uhm... sure
October 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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“a dull blade is more dangerous than a sharp one”- guy that’s never been stabbed by a sharp blade
October 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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dissidia 1 and duodecim were SO good and I am deeply sad the series went in the direction it did.
do not my friends become addicted to [dissiddia psp fighting games]. it will take hold of you, and you will begin to resent its absence
October 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Does the fact that I've been out as trans for longer than most people I know (11 years) make me a trans elder?
October 9, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Shut up clanker lover
an unfortunate irony about this post - and even if you are the staunchest anti-ai critic out there, i think you’d agree - is that some of the most bigoted things are being said to respond to this. copy/pasting phrasing and terminology used by bigots but replacing “dna” with “bits” doesn’t make it ok
i’m completely serious when i say that much of the dismissive ai discourse on here fires the bigotry neuron
October 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM