what the everloving fuck.
@eldjee.bsky.social
er... yeah.
aotearoa-based human. mostly. sometimes found on the eastern seaboard. may be skittish if approached.
and sometimes cats.
aotearoa-based human. mostly. sometimes found on the eastern seaboard. may be skittish if approached.
and sometimes cats.
drivers have become fucking FERAL on connecticut north of calvert. the level of anxiety evident among drivers in this city is off the charts.
January 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
drivers have become fucking FERAL on connecticut north of calvert. the level of anxiety evident among drivers in this city is off the charts.
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Hey NZ news outlets, would you like to demonstrate some journalistic intentions? How about an article headlined "Where is the Prime Minister?" with the byline "The world is on fire and nobody in government is answering the phone."
Or do we only dig into parties on the left?
#nzpol
Or do we only dig into parties on the left?
#nzpol
January 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Hey NZ news outlets, would you like to demonstrate some journalistic intentions? How about an article headlined "Where is the Prime Minister?" with the byline "The world is on fire and nobody in government is answering the phone."
Or do we only dig into parties on the left?
#nzpol
Or do we only dig into parties on the left?
#nzpol
in retrospect, i wonder if we wouldn't be in a better situation if J6 had had short-term success. the dems might have felt forced to confront the orchestrators, rather than garland sitting with his thumb up his ass.
January 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
in retrospect, i wonder if we wouldn't be in a better situation if J6 had had short-term success. the dems might have felt forced to confront the orchestrators, rather than garland sitting with his thumb up his ass.
the nbc chyron "trump: the US is not at war with venezuela" is giving heavy "we are not at war with eastasia"
January 6, 2026 at 8:05 PM
the nbc chyron "trump: the US is not at war with venezuela" is giving heavy "we are not at war with eastasia"
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Slaps roof of AI powerhouse: this baby can fit so much child pornography in it
January 6, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Slaps roof of AI powerhouse: this baby can fit so much child pornography in it
my 80yo mother just someone is wrong on the internet-ed and now she's going down a tangential ladino history internet rabbit hole and, well, let's just say i feel like a LOT of my life has just been vindicated.
January 3, 2026 at 10:33 PM
my 80yo mother just someone is wrong on the internet-ed and now she's going down a tangential ladino history internet rabbit hole and, well, let's just say i feel like a LOT of my life has just been vindicated.
ain't no party like a monroe doctrine party 'cuz a monroe doctrine party don't stop
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
ain't no party like a monroe doctrine party 'cuz a monroe doctrine party don't stop
proposal: hollywood makes several dozen shorts showing the US invading other countries, and we sneak them into MAGA broadcasts.
Trump to Fox & Friends on the raid that captured Maduro: "I mean, I watched it literally l like I was watching a television show. If you would've seen the speed, the violence -- it was an amazing thing."
January 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
proposal: hollywood makes several dozen shorts showing the US invading other countries, and we sneak them into MAGA broadcasts.
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Lo que esta pasando en Venezuela nos pudo pasar a Mexico. Nos iba a pasar. Si tuviéramos tantito más petróleo o tantito menos prestigio, seria Polanco y Coapa en llamas mientras intentan secuestrar a Sheinbaum.
Por más que quieras criticar a Claudia o a Maduro, es inverosímil aceptar esto.
Por más que quieras criticar a Claudia o a Maduro, es inverosímil aceptar esto.
January 3, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Lo que esta pasando en Venezuela nos pudo pasar a Mexico. Nos iba a pasar. Si tuviéramos tantito más petróleo o tantito menos prestigio, seria Polanco y Coapa en llamas mientras intentan secuestrar a Sheinbaum.
Por más que quieras criticar a Claudia o a Maduro, es inverosímil aceptar esto.
Por más que quieras criticar a Claudia o a Maduro, es inverosímil aceptar esto.
to riff on an old south american joke, it's time we opened an american embassy in DC.
January 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
to riff on an old south american joke, it's time we opened an american embassy in DC.
45 decided to party like it's december '89.
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
45 decided to party like it's december '89.
for no particular reason i'm reminded of flying home from uni for xmas break my first year and the plane being diverted from its scheduled refueling in panama.
sigh.
sigh.
January 3, 2026 at 1:27 PM
for no particular reason i'm reminded of flying home from uni for xmas break my first year and the plane being diverted from its scheduled refueling in panama.
sigh.
sigh.
this seems like an excellent time and reason for nz government entities and mps to finally ditch the xitter. #nzpol
This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!
January 2, 2026 at 2:25 PM
this seems like an excellent time and reason for nz government entities and mps to finally ditch the xitter. #nzpol
introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
hello, this is measles.
hello, this is measles.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Let me introduce you to Africa.
Fell off multiple bridges.
Unknown illness while crossing the Sahara, lost 10kg.
Icy downhill roads in Turkey.
Bad dose of malaria.
Avoided being shot in Angola, Niger and Uganda.
etc, etc.
Let me introduce you to Africa.
Fell off multiple bridges.
Unknown illness while crossing the Sahara, lost 10kg.
Icy downhill roads in Turkey.
Bad dose of malaria.
Avoided being shot in Angola, Niger and Uganda.
etc, etc.
Introduce myself with what almost killed you...
Fuck, where do I start. Car crashes? Asthma attacks? Drug overdoses? Smashing my head open on 1970s playground equipment?
I think "playing silly buggers on a tractor-trailer piled with hay as it crossed a train-track on a gravel road" might be it.
Fuck, where do I start. Car crashes? Asthma attacks? Drug overdoses? Smashing my head open on 1970s playground equipment?
I think "playing silly buggers on a tractor-trailer piled with hay as it crossed a train-track on a gravel road" might be it.
January 2, 2026 at 2:41 AM
introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
hello, this is measles.
hello, this is measles.
the drunkest night on CNN.
January 1, 2026 at 3:19 AM
the drunkest night on CNN.
the first one that came to mind was this, for the sheer "fuck all of you"-ness of it.
youtu.be/gwZAYdHcDtU?...
youtu.be/gwZAYdHcDtU?...
December 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
the first one that came to mind was this, for the sheer "fuck all of you"-ness of it.
youtu.be/gwZAYdHcDtU?...
youtu.be/gwZAYdHcDtU?...
December 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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This Brazilian woman hates AI
December 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This Brazilian woman hates AI
say "what" again, i double dare you.
December 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
say "what" again, i double dare you.
my first post-uni job was at the FJC, doing statistical analysis. one day i found myself riding up in the elevator with a tiny woman.
"do you like working here?"
"it's okay"
"are you thinking of going to law school?"
"OH GOD NO. lawyers can't do math."
"do you like working here?"
"it's okay"
"are you thinking of going to law school?"
"OH GOD NO. lawyers can't do math."
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
my first post-uni job was at the FJC, doing statistical analysis. one day i found myself riding up in the elevator with a tiny woman.
"do you like working here?"
"it's okay"
"are you thinking of going to law school?"
"OH GOD NO. lawyers can't do math."
"do you like working here?"
"it's okay"
"are you thinking of going to law school?"
"OH GOD NO. lawyers can't do math."
my dad has had far more than i.
on a flight to ICPD '94 (cairo), he became increasingly annoyed that the flight attendants kept stopping by to ask his seat mate if she needed anything. they woke him up repeatedly.
he realized about halfway through the flight he was sitting next to jane fonda.
on a flight to ICPD '94 (cairo), he became increasingly annoyed that the flight attendants kept stopping by to ask his seat mate if she needed anything. they woke him up repeatedly.
he realized about halfway through the flight he was sitting next to jane fonda.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
my dad has had far more than i.
on a flight to ICPD '94 (cairo), he became increasingly annoyed that the flight attendants kept stopping by to ask his seat mate if she needed anything. they woke him up repeatedly.
he realized about halfway through the flight he was sitting next to jane fonda.
on a flight to ICPD '94 (cairo), he became increasingly annoyed that the flight attendants kept stopping by to ask his seat mate if she needed anything. they woke him up repeatedly.
he realized about halfway through the flight he was sitting next to jane fonda.
in the late 90s i nearly got taken out by george stephanopolous hooning around the corner of connecticut and L.
Walked past Kevin McCarthy (when he was House Majority Leader) in downtown DC. Just as he passed me he started screaming at someone on his cellphone. I jumped, almost knocking over the person walking next to me.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
in the late 90s i nearly got taken out by george stephanopolous hooning around the corner of connecticut and L.
welp. watercolor has never been my thing, but what the hell. might as well give it a try. the "cloudy sky" exercise from anna koliadych's book, 15-minute watercolor masterpieces. supplies from michael's - artist's loft pan colors and canson watercolor paper.
December 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
welp. watercolor has never been my thing, but what the hell. might as well give it a try. the "cloudy sky" exercise from anna koliadych's book, 15-minute watercolor masterpieces. supplies from michael's - artist's loft pan colors and canson watercolor paper.