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eldjee.bsky.social
what the everloving fuck.
@eldjee.bsky.social
er... yeah.

aotearoa-based human. mostly. sometimes found on the eastern seaboard. may be skittish if approached.

and sometimes cats.
heh.
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
because i cannot fit this into a single skeet, and it really needs to be said:
October 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i cannot tell if this was a better idea, or if drinking the prior sour has impaired my judgment. #nzbeer #heyday
October 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
this was a bad idea. #nzbeer
October 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
i've got to hand it to #dvb for precisely matching the color on the can design to the beer. #nzbeer
October 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
any idea why the ebook is USD$14.99 in the us, and USD$20.99 outside the us? the NZD is weak as it is; this just feels like rubbing salt in the wound.
October 6, 2025 at 8:14 AM
i mean...
October 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
i made bolognese and the kid made brownies and for one evening, all is good in the world.
October 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
September 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
this is my incredibly wary face. 🥸
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
show me a picture in your phone that has your current energy (and isn't a selfie)
September 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
the poem that was just installed on the side of the wellington central library.
September 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
kid came home with a box.
through the power of a scanner, affinity, and cricut, kid now has the power to make as many boxes as they desire.
September 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
y'all still think conservatives are just flirting with fascism?
September 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
i went looking for a sketchbook this morning and noticed it had been four fucking years since i'd sketched anything.

so i grabbed some pencils and crayons and decided to see what i could see.

i like the feel of the FC polychromos the most. not sure where the bic pencil came from, but it's awful.
September 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
i mean, that's this whole thing, right? huge swaths of americans have never felt safe expressing their political opinions, but the very fabric of democracy is suddenly in peril because it's cushy white folks who suddenly don't feel safe.
September 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
is this the "rhetoric of the radical left" that 45 is going on about? asking for a friend.
September 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't one of the male grunge bands? easy as.
September 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
i love this little city.
September 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
i'm not even gonna apologise for this.
September 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
a story in two screenshots.

#DCStatehoodNow
September 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
oh, yay. 😑
September 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
fuuuuuuck. why is it always the wireless card?
September 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM