Cerealman
@elcerealman.bsky.social
Some say he's a warrior of justice. Others say he's an opportunistic villain. All agree he stays crunchy in milk.
elcerealman@gmail.com for booking info
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these people aren't capable of feeling bad but they should be forced to
very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
February 5, 2026 at 9:10 PM
these people aren't capable of feeling bad but they should be forced to
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This is an authoritarian power grab, full stop.
Nationalizing elections would put the executive branch in control of who votes and how. That’s how dictators rig outcomes, crush opposition, and assault democratic self-government.
This should alarm everyone: www.ms.now/news/trump-s...
Nationalizing elections would put the executive branch in control of who votes and how. That’s how dictators rig outcomes, crush opposition, and assault democratic self-government.
This should alarm everyone: www.ms.now/news/trump-s...
Trump suggests federal control of elections in ‘some areas’
In a lengthy interview with NBC, the president said he will accept the results of the midterm elections if they are “honest.”
www.ms.now
February 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
This is an authoritarian power grab, full stop.
Nationalizing elections would put the executive branch in control of who votes and how. That’s how dictators rig outcomes, crush opposition, and assault democratic self-government.
This should alarm everyone: www.ms.now/news/trump-s...
Nationalizing elections would put the executive branch in control of who votes and how. That’s how dictators rig outcomes, crush opposition, and assault democratic self-government.
This should alarm everyone: www.ms.now/news/trump-s...
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BIG DAVE L0VES DRAGONS
February 3, 2026 at 11:52 PM
BIG DAVE L0VES DRAGONS
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LAPD Chief Jim McDonnell will not arrest ICE agents for wearing a mask , because it’s a misdemeanor and runs the risk of a confrontation. He’s happy to arrest people for failure to disperse. A misdemeanor and a guarantee of confrontation. @mayor.lacity.gov @lapdhq.
February 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
LAPD Chief Jim McDonnell will not arrest ICE agents for wearing a mask , because it’s a misdemeanor and runs the risk of a confrontation. He’s happy to arrest people for failure to disperse. A misdemeanor and a guarantee of confrontation. @mayor.lacity.gov @lapdhq.
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
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fun fact the military didn't look into this at all when they were studying tear gas back in the 1960s
but in addition to stuff like irregular periods, there's evidence tear gas exposure can be linked to miscarriage
more than enough data to suggest caution
share.google/SoozTodiv791...
but in addition to stuff like irregular periods, there's evidence tear gas exposure can be linked to miscarriage
more than enough data to suggest caution
share.google/SoozTodiv791...
February 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
fun fact the military didn't look into this at all when they were studying tear gas back in the 1960s
but in addition to stuff like irregular periods, there's evidence tear gas exposure can be linked to miscarriage
more than enough data to suggest caution
share.google/SoozTodiv791...
but in addition to stuff like irregular periods, there's evidence tear gas exposure can be linked to miscarriage
more than enough data to suggest caution
share.google/SoozTodiv791...
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It's always wild to me that Republicans will straight up tell you they want to murder you in the street and someone will insist that they can be reasoned with
University of Illinois college republicans advocate for executing protesters as “traitors” with art that takes a disturbing killing and makes it even more extreme.
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
‘Fell the enemies:’ Illini Republicans support ICE amid killings - The Daily Illini
In a post that included a graphic of a presumed officer holding a gun to someone's head, Illini Republicans stated that they “stand with ICE."
dailyillini.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:38 PM
It's always wild to me that Republicans will straight up tell you they want to murder you in the street and someone will insist that they can be reasoned with
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Take a trip to #SlamTown ,
Winner of Queer Wrestling Illustrated Promotion of the Year - AGAIN
Born in #Oakland, grew up to be the greatest show on Earth
The accidental phenomenon
#ThisIsReal
FRI 2/6/26
$30 tix × eventbrite
doors 730ish/show 8ish
21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids
Winner of Queer Wrestling Illustrated Promotion of the Year - AGAIN
Born in #Oakland, grew up to be the greatest show on Earth
The accidental phenomenon
#ThisIsReal
FRI 2/6/26
$30 tix × eventbrite
doors 730ish/show 8ish
21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids
January 29, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Take a trip to #SlamTown ,
Winner of Queer Wrestling Illustrated Promotion of the Year - AGAIN
Born in #Oakland, grew up to be the greatest show on Earth
The accidental phenomenon
#ThisIsReal
FRI 2/6/26
$30 tix × eventbrite
doors 730ish/show 8ish
21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids
Winner of Queer Wrestling Illustrated Promotion of the Year - AGAIN
Born in #Oakland, grew up to be the greatest show on Earth
The accidental phenomenon
#ThisIsReal
FRI 2/6/26
$30 tix × eventbrite
doors 730ish/show 8ish
21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids
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FRIDAY FEB 6:
Dave Reckoning still reels from the defection of one of the ChainMaidens, but the world keeps spinning. Not much is known about his opponent, only that he's BEN CHOZEN.
$30 tix × eventbrite
doors 730ish/show 8ish
21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids
A low-life in a #SlamTown
Dave Reckoning still reels from the defection of one of the ChainMaidens, but the world keeps spinning. Not much is known about his opponent, only that he's BEN CHOZEN.
$30 tix × eventbrite
doors 730ish/show 8ish
21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids
A low-life in a #SlamTown
January 28, 2026 at 8:29 PM
FRIDAY FEB 6:
Dave Reckoning still reels from the defection of one of the ChainMaidens, but the world keeps spinning. Not much is known about his opponent, only that he's BEN CHOZEN.
$30 tix × eventbrite
doors 730ish/show 8ish
21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids
A low-life in a #SlamTown
Dave Reckoning still reels from the defection of one of the ChainMaidens, but the world keeps spinning. Not much is known about his opponent, only that he's BEN CHOZEN.
$30 tix × eventbrite
doors 730ish/show 8ish
21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids
A low-life in a #SlamTown
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5 WAY on FEB 6:
MYLO v Sheikah v KiDD Bandit v B3CCA v Lara Frazier
$30 tix × eventbrite
doors 730ish/show 8ish
21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids
A low-life in a #SlamTown
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Mayra v Brooke
Rob v Shhhnary
Torch v Cereal
Asylum v Rogues/Amira
#Oakland
Stream on TrillerTV+ feb10th
MYLO v Sheikah v KiDD Bandit v B3CCA v Lara Frazier
$30 tix × eventbrite
doors 730ish/show 8ish
21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids
A low-life in a #SlamTown
+
Mayra v Brooke
Rob v Shhhnary
Torch v Cereal
Asylum v Rogues/Amira
#Oakland
Stream on TrillerTV+ feb10th
January 27, 2026 at 5:29 PM
5 WAY on FEB 6:
MYLO v Sheikah v KiDD Bandit v B3CCA v Lara Frazier
$30 tix × eventbrite
doors 730ish/show 8ish
21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids
A low-life in a #SlamTown
+
Mayra v Brooke
Rob v Shhhnary
Torch v Cereal
Asylum v Rogues/Amira
#Oakland
Stream on TrillerTV+ feb10th
MYLO v Sheikah v KiDD Bandit v B3CCA v Lara Frazier
$30 tix × eventbrite
doors 730ish/show 8ish
21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids
A low-life in a #SlamTown
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Mayra v Brooke
Rob v Shhhnary
Torch v Cereal
Asylum v Rogues/Amira
#Oakland
Stream on TrillerTV+ feb10th
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ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 10:14 PM
ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
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ICE is a death squad
January 24, 2026 at 5:34 PM
ICE is a death squad
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ICE just gunned down ANOTHER person, beating a man half to death before shooting him at point blank range. What the fuck are we doing?
ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW.
I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.
ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW.
I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.
January 24, 2026 at 4:28 PM
ICE just gunned down ANOTHER person, beating a man half to death before shooting him at point blank range. What the fuck are we doing?
ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW.
I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.
ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW.
I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.
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FEB6:
Richard Shhhnary v Regular Rob
ALSO:
Amira/Elliot Tyler/Casey Ferreira v Dr Mehl/Anton/Prisoner 420
Cereal Man v Daniel T
Mighty Mayra defends the Slampionship v Brooke Havok
*more!
A Low-Life in a #SlamTown
#Oakland
doors 730ish, show8-11ish
Tix on eventbrite
21+, #dontbringyourfnkids
Richard Shhhnary v Regular Rob
ALSO:
Amira/Elliot Tyler/Casey Ferreira v Dr Mehl/Anton/Prisoner 420
Cereal Man v Daniel T
Mighty Mayra defends the Slampionship v Brooke Havok
*more!
A Low-Life in a #SlamTown
#Oakland
doors 730ish, show8-11ish
Tix on eventbrite
21+, #dontbringyourfnkids
January 23, 2026 at 6:38 PM
FEB6:
Richard Shhhnary v Regular Rob
ALSO:
Amira/Elliot Tyler/Casey Ferreira v Dr Mehl/Anton/Prisoner 420
Cereal Man v Daniel T
Mighty Mayra defends the Slampionship v Brooke Havok
*more!
A Low-Life in a #SlamTown
#Oakland
doors 730ish, show8-11ish
Tix on eventbrite
21+, #dontbringyourfnkids
Richard Shhhnary v Regular Rob
ALSO:
Amira/Elliot Tyler/Casey Ferreira v Dr Mehl/Anton/Prisoner 420
Cereal Man v Daniel T
Mighty Mayra defends the Slampionship v Brooke Havok
*more!
A Low-Life in a #SlamTown
#Oakland
doors 730ish, show8-11ish
Tix on eventbrite
21+, #dontbringyourfnkids
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Come out to the town, we'll get together, have some SLAMS!
On FEBRUARY 6TH, AMIRA and the Rogues [Elliot Tyler & Casey Ferreira] make their #SlamTown debut against The Asylum:Dr Mehl, Prisoner 420 and the recently promoted Anton Voorhees!
$30 Tix eventbrite
21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids
www.slam.town
On FEBRUARY 6TH, AMIRA and the Rogues [Elliot Tyler & Casey Ferreira] make their #SlamTown debut against The Asylum:Dr Mehl, Prisoner 420 and the recently promoted Anton Voorhees!
$30 Tix eventbrite
21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids
www.slam.town
January 22, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Come out to the town, we'll get together, have some SLAMS!
On FEBRUARY 6TH, AMIRA and the Rogues [Elliot Tyler & Casey Ferreira] make their #SlamTown debut against The Asylum:Dr Mehl, Prisoner 420 and the recently promoted Anton Voorhees!
$30 Tix eventbrite
21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids
www.slam.town
On FEBRUARY 6TH, AMIRA and the Rogues [Elliot Tyler & Casey Ferreira] make their #SlamTown debut against The Asylum:Dr Mehl, Prisoner 420 and the recently promoted Anton Voorhees!
$30 Tix eventbrite
21+ #doNOTbringYourFNkids
www.slam.town
Whatever it is I bet he eats it dry
What do you think is @torchmeetsworld.bsky.social s breakfast of choice?
[Will @elcerealman.bsky.social balance his breakfast?]
[Will @elcerealman.bsky.social balance his breakfast?]
FEB 6 -
Daniel T v Cereal Man
PLUS:
Mighty Mayra v Brooke Havok for the Slampionship!
#SlamTown
$30 tix on eventbrite
21+ , #dontbringyourfnkids
Doors 730ish/show 8-11ish
www.slam.town
Daniel T v Cereal Man
PLUS:
Mighty Mayra v Brooke Havok for the Slampionship!
#SlamTown
$30 tix on eventbrite
21+ , #dontbringyourfnkids
Doors 730ish/show 8-11ish
www.slam.town
January 21, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Whatever it is I bet he eats it dry
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FEB 6 -
Daniel T v Cereal Man
PLUS:
Mighty Mayra v Brooke Havok for the Slampionship!
#SlamTown
$30 tix on eventbrite
21+ , #dontbringyourfnkids
Doors 730ish/show 8-11ish
www.slam.town
Daniel T v Cereal Man
PLUS:
Mighty Mayra v Brooke Havok for the Slampionship!
#SlamTown
$30 tix on eventbrite
21+ , #dontbringyourfnkids
Doors 730ish/show 8-11ish
www.slam.town
January 21, 2026 at 3:58 PM
FEB 6 -
Daniel T v Cereal Man
PLUS:
Mighty Mayra v Brooke Havok for the Slampionship!
#SlamTown
$30 tix on eventbrite
21+ , #dontbringyourfnkids
Doors 730ish/show 8-11ish
www.slam.town
Daniel T v Cereal Man
PLUS:
Mighty Mayra v Brooke Havok for the Slampionship!
#SlamTown
$30 tix on eventbrite
21+ , #dontbringyourfnkids
Doors 730ish/show 8-11ish
www.slam.town
1 month away...from the fun!
January 20, 2026 at 5:11 PM
1 month away...from the fun!
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Three wins in a row, and Space Dad will help Cereal Man get home.
#Hoodslam #SlamTown #Wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social
#Hoodslam #SlamTown #Wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social
January 13, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Three wins in a row, and Space Dad will help Cereal Man get home.
#Hoodslam #SlamTown #Wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social
#Hoodslam #SlamTown #Wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social
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fuck these people
if you want to know what it is like in minneapolis, I don’t even have to scroll on facebook to find a horror story. it’s basically my whole feed.
everyone i know in minneapolis is seeing ICE take people—at gas stations, taquerias, bus stops, schools. just snatching random people.
everyone i know in minneapolis is seeing ICE take people—at gas stations, taquerias, bus stops, schools. just snatching random people.
January 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
fuck these people
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if you want to know what it is like in minneapolis, I don’t even have to scroll on facebook to find a horror story. it’s basically my whole feed.
everyone i know in minneapolis is seeing ICE take people—at gas stations, taquerias, bus stops, schools. just snatching random people.
everyone i know in minneapolis is seeing ICE take people—at gas stations, taquerias, bus stops, schools. just snatching random people.
January 10, 2026 at 2:12 PM
if you want to know what it is like in minneapolis, I don’t even have to scroll on facebook to find a horror story. it’s basically my whole feed.
everyone i know in minneapolis is seeing ICE take people—at gas stations, taquerias, bus stops, schools. just snatching random people.
everyone i know in minneapolis is seeing ICE take people—at gas stations, taquerias, bus stops, schools. just snatching random people.
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People are worried about the survival of the union, but I'd argue since the head of state seems to be able to cut aid while actively deploying armed loyalists to commit acts of wanton terror in states he considers his political enemies, the union is already dead
January 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
People are worried about the survival of the union, but I'd argue since the head of state seems to be able to cut aid while actively deploying armed loyalists to commit acts of wanton terror in states he considers his political enemies, the union is already dead
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A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.