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elcerealman.bsky.social
Cerealman
@elcerealman.bsky.social
Some say he's a warrior of justice. Others say he's an opportunistic villain. All agree he stays crunchy in milk.

elcerealman@gmail.com for booking info
Celebrate my achievement of being named the PWI 500th Best Wrestler in the World with your very own commemorative unisex T-shirt! All proceeds will go to feeding my cat or whatever else I choose to spend money on!

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#Mr500
September 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
PWI #500 with a bullet. Thank you @official.prowrestlingillustrated.com and @hoodslam.bsky.social and where all good Cerealman matches are had #mr500
September 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The last East West North Oakland Lake Merritt White Rhino #hoodslamgala
September 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Not in the butt! This is craaaAAAaaazy!"

Part 2 of 4th of Ghoul-y up now

youtu.be/HH4RNPAAS7M?...
July 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
New Cerealmerch ready to ship! Order yours today and be your own Cerealman! Maybe even better than the original!

sweatmonstershop.etsy.com/listing/4316...
July 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Heroes reborn
June 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
New merch alert! Become your best Cerealman, maybe even better than the original one! Available first for all @hoodslam.bsky.social fans for the low low price of $25!

Made by sweatmonstershop , a fine gimmick company!
June 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Tomorrow night I get my baby back. The new one
February 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I think I'm cute, I know I'm sexy
January 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Cerealmania alive in Mesa
December 19, 2024 at 8:28 PM
December 18, 2024 at 7:58 PM
It's your lucky day, planet Earth...

...your fate is in my hands
December 13, 2024 at 7:22 PM