Cerealman
@elcerealman.bsky.social
Some say he's a warrior of justice. Others say he's an opportunistic villain. All agree he stays crunchy in milk.
elcerealman@gmail.com for booking info
elcerealman@gmail.com for booking info
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Nurse Ratchet takes on pizzaface!
Produced by Marco & Lara Frazier are assaulted by the Cinnabites! But Assistant to the Mayor Daniel T isnt having it!
And the fate of North SlamTown hangs in the balance when SlamTown Justice battles King Giraffadorah!
youtu.be/x8ZA34epJuQ
Produced by Marco & Lara Frazier are assaulted by the Cinnabites! But Assistant to the Mayor Daniel T isnt having it!
And the fate of North SlamTown hangs in the balance when SlamTown Justice battles King Giraffadorah!
youtu.be/x8ZA34epJuQ
THE FIGHT FOR NORTH SLAMTOWN - EP2// CARNIVAL OF MONSTERS
YouTube video by SlamTown
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November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Nurse Ratchet takes on pizzaface!
Produced by Marco & Lara Frazier are assaulted by the Cinnabites! But Assistant to the Mayor Daniel T isnt having it!
And the fate of North SlamTown hangs in the balance when SlamTown Justice battles King Giraffadorah!
youtu.be/x8ZA34epJuQ
Produced by Marco & Lara Frazier are assaulted by the Cinnabites! But Assistant to the Mayor Daniel T isnt having it!
And the fate of North SlamTown hangs in the balance when SlamTown Justice battles King Giraffadorah!
youtu.be/x8ZA34epJuQ
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Nurse Ratchet fights pizzaface!
Produced by Marco & Lara Frazier are ambushed by the Cinnabites! But Assistant to the Mayor [and #1 Lara fan] Daniel T isnt having it!
And the fate of North SlamTown hangs in the balance when SlamTown Justice battles King Giraffadorah!
youtu.be/x8ZA34epJuQ
#SlamTown
Produced by Marco & Lara Frazier are ambushed by the Cinnabites! But Assistant to the Mayor [and #1 Lara fan] Daniel T isnt having it!
And the fate of North SlamTown hangs in the balance when SlamTown Justice battles King Giraffadorah!
youtu.be/x8ZA34epJuQ
#SlamTown
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Nurse Ratchet fights pizzaface!
Produced by Marco & Lara Frazier are ambushed by the Cinnabites! But Assistant to the Mayor [and #1 Lara fan] Daniel T isnt having it!
And the fate of North SlamTown hangs in the balance when SlamTown Justice battles King Giraffadorah!
youtu.be/x8ZA34epJuQ
#SlamTown
Produced by Marco & Lara Frazier are ambushed by the Cinnabites! But Assistant to the Mayor [and #1 Lara fan] Daniel T isnt having it!
And the fate of North SlamTown hangs in the balance when SlamTown Justice battles King Giraffadorah!
youtu.be/x8ZA34epJuQ
#SlamTown
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1. We are ruled by a group of pedophiles that I refuse to call a cabal because cabals work in the fucking shadows, this was all out in the open. The entire ruling class knew what was happening they talked about it openly and none of them cared.
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
1. We are ruled by a group of pedophiles that I refuse to call a cabal because cabals work in the fucking shadows, this was all out in the open. The entire ruling class knew what was happening they talked about it openly and none of them cared.
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Why did Epstein and his friends communicate all of this shit blatantly unencrypted over their fucking emails? Because men like them have ruled this country for 500 years. They think they're invincible, that no one will ever challenge them. It's why they're losing
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Why did Epstein and his friends communicate all of this shit blatantly unencrypted over their fucking emails? Because men like them have ruled this country for 500 years. They think they're invincible, that no one will ever challenge them. It's why they're losing
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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DECEMBER UNDERGROUND [WRESTLING]
12/5 × FIRST FRIDAY OF THE MONTH
doors 7:30ish // show 8-11ish
$30 on eventbrite // 21+
#dontbringyourfnkids
#OAKLAND is #SlamTown
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12/5 × FIRST FRIDAY OF THE MONTH
doors 7:30ish // show 8-11ish
$30 on eventbrite // 21+
#dontbringyourfnkids
#OAKLAND is #SlamTown
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November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
DECEMBER UNDERGROUND [WRESTLING]
12/5 × FIRST FRIDAY OF THE MONTH
doors 7:30ish // show 8-11ish
$30 on eventbrite // 21+
#dontbringyourfnkids
#OAKLAND is #SlamTown
www.eventbrite.com/e/december-u...
12/5 × FIRST FRIDAY OF THE MONTH
doors 7:30ish // show 8-11ish
$30 on eventbrite // 21+
#dontbringyourfnkids
#OAKLAND is #SlamTown
www.eventbrite.com/e/december-u...
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Look if you don't want a ruling class made of pedophiles the easiest way to do it is to make sure you don't have a ruling class! It's just that simple!
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Look if you don't want a ruling class made of pedophiles the easiest way to do it is to make sure you don't have a ruling class! It's just that simple!
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.
Lest there be any insinuation that Dems spared their own. It would be tough for Kathy Ruemmler—Obama’s WH Counsel from 2011 to mid-2014—to come off looking worse in these docs the committee Dems released. oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
![From:
Sent:
To:
Subject:
Kathy Ruemmler
9/19/2014 11:54:57 AM
jeffrey E. ljeevacation@gmail.com]
Re:
Importance: High
Doesn't look like you are prioritizing your schedule very effeetively.....how are you going to manage all of that? this is unga week so the boss will be in town too....l'Il be here all week -- you may get sick of me....just sat down on the train so can't talk freely.
On Sep 19, 2014 7:48 AM, "jeffrey E." <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
"girls?", careful i will renew an old habit, . this week, thiel, summers, bill burns, gordon brown, jagland, ( council of curope and nobel chairman). mongolia pres, hardeep puree (india), boris ( gates). jabor (qatar ). sultan (dubai, ), kosslyn (harvard), leon black, woody. you are a welcome guest at any... also if you think there are interesting people in town, everyone here for climate summit, clinton security council, holy shit im on
for next 30 minutes
On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 7:15 AM, Kathy Ruemmler -
> wrote:
Most girls do not have to worry about this crap.
On Sep 19, 20147:09 AM, "jeffrey E." <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
understood. it comes down to high risk / reward / low risk / reward. professional, cmotional. and financial
On Fri, Sep 19, 2014 at 6:15 AM, Kathy Ruemmler
Agreed, but I need to be prepared to say yes before I talk to him.
wrote:
Sent from my iPad
On Sep 19,2014, at 1:21 AM, "jeffrey E." <jcevacation@gmail.com>wrote:](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:on5oeywiqx32fh2zau473wz6/bafkreidpc4aexgxfahdqvqgbocphszflpkdsfpldci2zeo7aqsjkzkbub4@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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OUT NOW:
ROB THIS PLANET EP1
KEiTA v B3CCA
Sheikah v Anton Voorhees/Richard Shhhnary , with hidden knowledge from banned books being the prize!
Get yourself a ticket to #SlamTown
youtu.be/p7b2zQOA5EI?...
ROB THIS PLANET EP1
KEiTA v B3CCA
Sheikah v Anton Voorhees/Richard Shhhnary , with hidden knowledge from banned books being the prize!
Get yourself a ticket to #SlamTown
youtu.be/p7b2zQOA5EI?...
Rob This Planet [EPISODE 1]
YouTube video by SlamTown
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November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
OUT NOW:
ROB THIS PLANET EP1
KEiTA v B3CCA
Sheikah v Anton Voorhees/Richard Shhhnary , with hidden knowledge from banned books being the prize!
Get yourself a ticket to #SlamTown
youtu.be/p7b2zQOA5EI?...
ROB THIS PLANET EP1
KEiTA v B3CCA
Sheikah v Anton Voorhees/Richard Shhhnary , with hidden knowledge from banned books being the prize!
Get yourself a ticket to #SlamTown
youtu.be/p7b2zQOA5EI?...
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When @link2futureftf.bsky.social came to #SlamTown he had to fight for his citizenship.
Richard Shhhnary cost him that bout to gain leverage: if Anton helps him stop the curse of @okidokiokami.bsky.social appearing from his books, he'll grant him asylum in his library.
Now they seek what's hidden
Richard Shhhnary cost him that bout to gain leverage: if Anton helps him stop the curse of @okidokiokami.bsky.social appearing from his books, he'll grant him asylum in his library.
Now they seek what's hidden
OUT NOW:
ROB THIS PLANET EP1
KEiTA v B3CCA
Sheikah v Anton Voorhees/Richard Shhhnary , with hidden knowledge from banned books being the prize!
Get yourself a ticket to #SlamTown
youtu.be/p7b2zQOA5EI?...
ROB THIS PLANET EP1
KEiTA v B3CCA
Sheikah v Anton Voorhees/Richard Shhhnary , with hidden knowledge from banned books being the prize!
Get yourself a ticket to #SlamTown
youtu.be/p7b2zQOA5EI?...
Rob This Planet [EPISODE 1]
YouTube video by SlamTown
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November 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
When @link2futureftf.bsky.social came to #SlamTown he had to fight for his citizenship.
Richard Shhhnary cost him that bout to gain leverage: if Anton helps him stop the curse of @okidokiokami.bsky.social appearing from his books, he'll grant him asylum in his library.
Now they seek what's hidden
Richard Shhhnary cost him that bout to gain leverage: if Anton helps him stop the curse of @okidokiokami.bsky.social appearing from his books, he'll grant him asylum in his library.
Now they seek what's hidden
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November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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TOMORROW and every Tuesday at
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Newcomer/Outcast Anton Voorhees & Town Librarian Richard Shhhnary are looking for hidden knowledge - and it leads them to Sheikah and The Church!
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v
Our #1 OnlyFans Creater KEiTA
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Newcomer/Outcast Anton Voorhees & Town Librarian Richard Shhhnary are looking for hidden knowledge - and it leads them to Sheikah and The Church!
youtu.be/p7b2zQOA5EI?...
Rob This Planet [EPISODE 1]
YouTube video by SlamTown
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
TOMORROW and every Tuesday at
hoodslam/youtube 7PM PST
#SlamTown s #1 Popstar B3CCA
v
Our #1 OnlyFans Creater KEiTA
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Newcomer/Outcast Anton Voorhees & Town Librarian Richard Shhhnary are looking for hidden knowledge - and it leads them to Sheikah and The Church!
youtu.be/p7b2zQOA5EI?...
hoodslam/youtube 7PM PST
#SlamTown s #1 Popstar B3CCA
v
Our #1 OnlyFans Creater KEiTA
+
Newcomer/Outcast Anton Voorhees & Town Librarian Richard Shhhnary are looking for hidden knowledge - and it leads them to Sheikah and The Church!
youtu.be/p7b2zQOA5EI?...
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November 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Coming soon to merch near you
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Rob was a waterboy who grew in heart, and thus in size.
When his friend died, he met God and went back in time to save him.
When that world ended, his heart grew and he took his friend into his heart.
The waves of change took out every star, he was alone.
But then the stars came back.
And now
When his friend died, he met God and went back in time to save him.
When that world ended, his heart grew and he took his friend into his heart.
The waves of change took out every star, he was alone.
But then the stars came back.
And now
November 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Rob was a waterboy who grew in heart, and thus in size.
When his friend died, he met God and went back in time to save him.
When that world ended, his heart grew and he took his friend into his heart.
The waves of change took out every star, he was alone.
But then the stars came back.
And now
When his friend died, he met God and went back in time to save him.
When that world ended, his heart grew and he took his friend into his heart.
The waves of change took out every star, he was alone.
But then the stars came back.
And now
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Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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CHANNEL SLAM NEWS brings you this URGENT BULLETIN:
An immense object flys through space towards #SlamTown, and its no regular ass-troid!
Is it connected to the Cereal Man who just arrived? Has he signaled home to ROB this Planet?!
SOURCES say the Mayor has enlisted top men.
An immense object flys through space towards #SlamTown, and its no regular ass-troid!
Is it connected to the Cereal Man who just arrived? Has he signaled home to ROB this Planet?!
SOURCES say the Mayor has enlisted top men.
November 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
CHANNEL SLAM NEWS brings you this URGENT BULLETIN:
An immense object flys through space towards #SlamTown, and its no regular ass-troid!
Is it connected to the Cereal Man who just arrived? Has he signaled home to ROB this Planet?!
SOURCES say the Mayor has enlisted top men.
An immense object flys through space towards #SlamTown, and its no regular ass-troid!
Is it connected to the Cereal Man who just arrived? Has he signaled home to ROB this Planet?!
SOURCES say the Mayor has enlisted top men.
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NO RING × BODY BAG MATCH
Brooke Havok v B3CCA
Plus:
Wrangler Randy tries to corral the Wild Eyed Southern Bear!
Part 1 of Carnival of Monsters
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7PST youtube.com/hoodslam
NO RING × BODY BAG MATCH
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Wrangler Randy tries to corral the Wild Eyed Southern Bear!
Part 1 of Carnival of Monsters
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November 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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in Demolition Man, Sylvester Stallone plays a supercop from the violent 1990s frozen in time and sent to the future. He winds up fighting a group of terrorists until he realizes they're just trying to steal food, at which point he refuses to continue attacking them
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
in Demolition Man, Sylvester Stallone plays a supercop from the violent 1990s frozen in time and sent to the future. He winds up fighting a group of terrorists until he realizes they're just trying to steal food, at which point he refuses to continue attacking them
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California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
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SCOOP: several days ago Zohran Mamdani was overheard saying he "needs" to eat dinner. An inside source confirmed he had eaten breakfast and lunch that day, giving him an estimated 2+ weeks without additional calories before he might have died from starvation
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
SCOOP: several days ago Zohran Mamdani was overheard saying he "needs" to eat dinner. An inside source confirmed he had eaten breakfast and lunch that day, giving him an estimated 2+ weeks without additional calories before he might have died from starvation
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#HALLOWEEN ~ #OAKLAND
Brooke Havok v B3CCA
NO RING - NO RULES - ALL HEART
$25 tix on eventbrite
21+, doors 9:30ish show 10-12ish
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Brooke Havok v B3CCA
NO RING - NO RULES - ALL HEART
$25 tix on eventbrite
21+, doors 9:30ish show 10-12ish
@Drakes Dealership
2325 Broadway #Oakland CA
#SlamTown #dontbringyourfnkids #hoodslam
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October 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
#HALLOWEEN ~ #OAKLAND
Brooke Havok v B3CCA
NO RING - NO RULES - ALL HEART
$25 tix on eventbrite
21+, doors 9:30ish show 10-12ish
@Drakes Dealership
2325 Broadway #Oakland CA
#SlamTown #dontbringyourfnkids #hoodslam
www.eventbrite.com/e/slamtown-c...
Brooke Havok v B3CCA
NO RING - NO RULES - ALL HEART
$25 tix on eventbrite
21+, doors 9:30ish show 10-12ish
@Drakes Dealership
2325 Broadway #Oakland CA
#SlamTown #dontbringyourfnkids #hoodslam
www.eventbrite.com/e/slamtown-c...
She's playing chess. I'm playing professional wrestling
Chex and mate!
Does FQ's resident Chesmistress, Jess Reina Capablanca, have the scoop on how to unbalance Cereal Man's breakfast? Or will she be laid to rest in the tomb of the food pyramid?
THERE IS STILL TIME, AT STANDARD DEVIANT BREWING!
Nov 1st at 2PM!
Ticket link in bio!
Does FQ's resident Chesmistress, Jess Reina Capablanca, have the scoop on how to unbalance Cereal Man's breakfast? Or will she be laid to rest in the tomb of the food pyramid?
THERE IS STILL TIME, AT STANDARD DEVIANT BREWING!
Nov 1st at 2PM!
Ticket link in bio!
October 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
She's playing chess. I'm playing professional wrestling