Typically Ambivalent #247,735
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I have no idea why anyone would follow me. thee/thine. Connoisseur of Terribleness. Huntsville, AL. Family Motto: Salve Esuriit, Pater Ego Sum
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“Joey, have you ever seen two alpha males unload on each other?”
June 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“Joey, have you ever seen two alpha males unload on each other?”
“Maybe”
NEW: President Trump insisted today his tariffs would exceed the cost of the GOP tax package, which is expected to add nearly $3 trillion to the debt. But his comments exposed the tension in his agenda: He can raise money or broker trade deals, but maybe not both.
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/05/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/05/u...
To Pay for Tax Cuts, Trump Touts Tariff Revenues That May Be Fleeting
www.nytimes.com
June 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“Maybe”
I’m not sure this man knows what ‘direct’ means
June 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’m not sure this man knows what ‘direct’ means
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…….if?
June 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
…….if?
So, four walls? We’re not even taking about a cubical here?
Dan Bongino has a nice cry on Fox & Friends: "I gave up everything for this. I mean, my wife is struggling... I stare at these 4 walls all day in DC, you know, by myself, divorced from my wife. Not divorced, but I mean, separated. And it's hard."
(Note that Brian Kilmeade has to encourage him lol)
(Note that Brian Kilmeade has to encourage him lol)
May 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
So, four walls? We’re not even taking about a cubical here?
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lol fuck yeah mo salah
May 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
lol fuck yeah mo salah
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There's a whole set of stereotypical masculine traits, like having courage, adhering to core moral principles and decency towards others, being loyal to and protective of your friends and family, especially your spouse and children, that you rarely hear on Fox because it would so indict Trump.
A Fox host’s ‘rules for being a man’: no leg-crossing, no public soup drinking | Arwa Mahdawi
A Fox host’s ‘rules for being a man’: no leg-crossing, no public soup drinking | Arwa Mahdawi
Jesse Watters’ list is so bizarre, it has me agreeing with Ted Cruz – and Watters’ show helps shape US politics
www.theguardian.com
May 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
There's a whole set of stereotypical masculine traits, like having courage, adhering to core moral principles and decency towards others, being loyal to and protective of your friends and family, especially your spouse and children, that you rarely hear on Fox because it would so indict Trump.
Hold on, changing my ATM pin to 8647 to see if the secret service shows up
May 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Hold on, changing my ATM pin to 8647 to see if the secret service shows up
Real dystopian shit
Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Real dystopian shit
Gotta get above that AA
May 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Gotta get above that AA
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREE JET
Reporter: “What do you say to people who view that luxury jet as a personal gift to you?”
Trump: “You're ABC fake news right?… You should be embarrassed asking that question. They're giving us a free jet.”
Trump: “You're ABC fake news right?… You should be embarrassed asking that question. They're giving us a free jet.”
May 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREE JET
Have a day, all you mothers!
May 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Have a day, all you mothers!
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They'll never admit it, but I bet the Conclave's final vote wasn't even close. Probably 25 or 6 to 4
May 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
They'll never admit it, but I bet the Conclave's final vote wasn't even close. Probably 25 or 6 to 4
I’ll be real here, I’m still not entirely sure what the Met Gala actually is.
May 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’ll be real here, I’m still not entirely sure what the Met Gala actually is.
I mean, I wouldn’t advise you to stand right next to the transmitter
NOAA is warning of a group that views Doppler Radars as "weather weapons" and poses a potential threat to US weather infrastructure & personnel. www.cnn.com/2025/05/05/w...
A militarized conspiracy theorist group believes radars are ‘weather weapons’ and is trying to destroy them | CNN
National Weather Service offices around the country are on guard after recent threats to agency infrastructure — specifically Doppler weather radars — from a violent militia-style group, emails from t...
www.cnn.com
May 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I mean, I wouldn’t advise you to stand right next to the transmitter
HMMMMMMM
April 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
HMMMMMMM
“Hard Mode”
April 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“Hard Mode”
This is a Nurgle daemon engine
April 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This is a Nurgle daemon engine
This is kind of funny, because “oligarchy” has a much tighter definition than, say, “liberal” or “conservative”
Ok how thirsty do we think Slotkin is to run for president in 2028 as a Sensible Centrist who was also a Troop (CIA)?
April 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This is kind of funny, because “oligarchy” has a much tighter definition than, say, “liberal” or “conservative”
At least there’s no beans
British people will literally throw punches about this.
April 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
At least there’s no beans
….what…what does he think tradecraft is?
Lutnick to Trump: "All those factories that you're bringing in because of your trade policy -- we're gonna train people in tradecraft. Bring back tradecraft to America so that people can work in these factories with great paying jobs ... we're gonna remake the American dream."
April 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
….what…what does he think tradecraft is?
Pretty sure it was 90 a few weeks ago.
This number might as well be zero
*LEAVITT: WE NOW HAVE 18 PROPOSALS FROM COUNTRIES ON TRADE
Same with this one
*LEAVITT: WHITE HOUSE TRADE TEAM MEETING WITH 34 COUNTRIES
*LEAVITT: WE NOW HAVE 18 PROPOSALS FROM COUNTRIES ON TRADE
Same with this one
*LEAVITT: WHITE HOUSE TRADE TEAM MEETING WITH 34 COUNTRIES
April 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Pretty sure it was 90 a few weeks ago.
Seriously though, it’s all so much stupider than I imagined in my most panicked nightmares.
April 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Seriously though, it’s all so much stupider than I imagined in my most panicked nightmares.