Typically Ambivalent #247,735
@eitjjt.bsky.social
I have no idea why anyone would follow me. thee/thine. Connoisseur of Terribleness. Huntsville, AL. Family Motto: Salve Esuriit, Pater Ego Sum
Apparently it’s a M:TG joke
June 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Apparently it’s a M:TG joke
1865 also includes things like the Spanish War and Desert Storm?
June 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
1865 also includes things like the Spanish War and Desert Storm?
Storm sewers or septic sewers?
June 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Storm sewers or septic sewers?
It’s a…fascinating artifact.
June 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It’s a…fascinating artifact.
I’ve only ever found the edited version tbh
June 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I’ve only ever found the edited version tbh
You should know that if you’re a foot or two in I front of me, I can’t see you from my normal head position.
June 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
You should know that if you’re a foot or two in I front of me, I can’t see you from my normal head position.
I was walking by customer service and saw someone returning it and just followed it around lol
June 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I was walking by customer service and saw someone returning it and just followed it around lol
Specifically, short enough to fit in the gap in my lower peripheral vision and make you a hazard to navigation, which translates to roughly 4’10”
June 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Specifically, short enough to fit in the gap in my lower peripheral vision and make you a hazard to navigation, which translates to roughly 4’10”
You have to be very short for me to even notice you’re short
June 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You have to be very short for me to even notice you’re short
I’m that, only reversed
June 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I’m that, only reversed
It’s right in the name
June 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It’s right in the name
This is a joke, but I am in fact fascinated with the idea of meeting a woman who is taller than I am.
June 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is a joke, but I am in fact fascinated with the idea of meeting a woman who is taller than I am.
Would someone do that? Just go on the internet and lie?
June 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Would someone do that? Just go on the internet and lie?
Me setting my minimum desired height to female 77”
June 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Me setting my minimum desired height to female 77”
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“Joey, have you ever seen two alpha males unload on each other?”
June 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“Joey, have you ever seen two alpha males unload on each other?”
I mean, there was some, yes.
June 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I mean, there was some, yes.
Bacon Sandwiches, man
June 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Bacon Sandwiches, man