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Girard Spriggan
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Not gonna make it. Movies and old anime on occasion. He/Him
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

I sure got myself into a situation this time.
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Best thing Lars von Trier ever did.
RIP Udo Kier who made every film 1 better. My favourite memory of him though is from a TV series, when he is born fully grown in The Kingdom. One of the most perfect character entrances of all time.
November 24, 2025 at 9:39 AM
The three evil kindergarteners crack me up. The original's one of the funniest panels Takahashi drew, recreated well here.
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I see we aren't even pretending someone might fall for Ukyo's disguise.
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
So they decided to fix Wicked's Act II by going all in on Glinda and Elphaba's relationship, with Ariana Grande playing Glinda even gayer than the first time around. Fiyero's scenes aren't even comphet, just scenes from a different movie confusingly edited in.
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Lovecraft's ghouls from Pickman's Model are fun. Evil subterranean dogmen who love fucking with puritans.
What's your favourite monster/creature from literature? I'm thinking Tuunbaq from Dan Simmon's The Terror, the triffids from Wyndham's Day of the Triffids, the demon from M.R. James' Casting The Runes, Grendel, Pennywise, etc.
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I think Happosai basically works in the Ranma manga, as a takedown of the lovable pervert master character; he's completely irredeemable, everyone hates him and he keeps getting beaten up. However, in a media context where that character type has mostly disappeared, he's more than a little oof.
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Huh, Vampyros Lesbos really doesn't have anything else going for it besides the name.
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Akiman posted a picture of Tomino at his birthday party on twitter
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Experimental Ranma adaptation where Mappa made otherwise all the same choices but kept Akane calling Ranma transphobic slurs.
November 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Might add Cima to this series too
October 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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口から花のビームを出します。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
It shoots a flower beam from its mouth.
September 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Dear DC writers: as a psychiatrist, Harley Quinn is a Doctor of Medicine (MD), not Philosophy (PhD). Poison Ivy probably has a PhD, though several tellings of her origin story don't really leave room for her to complete it after Woodrue.
October 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would.

Tantalus: How could he possibly know about his guests' dietary restrictions if they don't tell him ahead of time?
Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would.

Odysseus: Oh please, as if it really matters _everyone_ has to survive a group trip.
Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I’ll start.

Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
October 25, 2025 at 7:51 AM
One clever way John le Carré future-proofed his books was write most characters as sad weird perverts, so the non-white and gay characters being like that just feels par for the course.
October 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I'm going to stop watching if someone uses a scythe as a weapon.
Friends, #weebwednesday is upon us once again! You know the drill - quote-post with your weebiest hot takes, nothing racist, nothing intentionally inflammatory, have fun with it ♥
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Alt: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with green eyes
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October 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I can't wrap my head around Teen Titans Go! having a huge Internet hatedom. Aren't you embarrased beefing with an intentionally stupid cartoon for seven-year-olds?
October 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Regretfully, the Ranma ½ remake cut Shampoo making homophobic remarks about Akane.
October 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It's at least a little beautiful how more than half of us have been blocked by at least one person.
October 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Huh, I didn't realize the "Khomeini appoints the Joker as the new Iranian ambassador to the UN so he can gas it" arc was a direct continuation of the story where the readers got to vote by phone whether the Joker should murder Robin (yes won).
October 16, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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October 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM