Eric Heimlich
@eheimlich.bsky.social
Dallas Architectural Photographer
Insta: ericheimlichphotography
YIMBY, Transit Fan, 🇺🇦🇵🇸
Insta: ericheimlichphotography
YIMBY, Transit Fan, 🇺🇦🇵🇸
I got 10 min into this…..
So glad we didn’t have kids
So glad we didn’t have kids
if this post made you yearn for the sweet release of death, i have a podcast for you youtu.be/E0juSVoIVuE?...
The Internet’s New Extremists Don’t Even Believe in Politics
YouTube video by The Atlantic
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I got 10 min into this…..
So glad we didn’t have kids
So glad we didn’t have kids
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sorry but the only “winter games” i'm interested in involve the cruel wager my lover and i have made to see who can first seduce the naïve new vicomte
February 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
sorry but the only “winter games” i'm interested in involve the cruel wager my lover and i have made to see who can first seduce the naïve new vicomte
Every time they intro the Italian prez, I hear “mozzarella”
February 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Every time they intro the Italian prez, I hear “mozzarella”
Someone is horny for curling
CURL YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE: "Curling is absolutely the best sport to watch on television ... the moves are elegant. There's a wind up, a push-off, a slide, a gentle release. Such poise and finesse!" @snackfight.bsky.social is spot on. Curling, ahem, rocks. www.wired.com/story/i-love... @wired.com
Olympic Curling Is Long-Form Television at Its Finest
Within the sports culture of more, bigger, and faster, the epically slow winter sport of curling is an entrancing watch.
www.wired.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Someone is horny for curling
Every sperm is sacred
February 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Every sperm is sacred
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I hear that the Kennedy Center has some gaps in the schedule in case someone wants to bring this stateside.
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
'Monster's Paradise,' lampooning US President Donald Trump, has world premiere at Hamburg Opera
Tobias Kratzer unveils his world premiere production of “Monster's Paradise,” a satirical opera lampooning U.S. President Donald Trump.
apnews.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I hear that the Kennedy Center has some gaps in the schedule in case someone wants to bring this stateside.
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
I love being able to smoke and grill chicken breast at the drop of a hat
This is not an ad for ninja woodfire grill
This is not an ad for ninja woodfire grill
February 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I love being able to smoke and grill chicken breast at the drop of a hat
This is not an ad for ninja woodfire grill
This is not an ad for ninja woodfire grill
From a reddit thread:
" I don't have hiv or sífilis, "
yes you do
" I don't have hiv or sífilis, "
yes you do
February 4, 2026 at 4:02 AM
From a reddit thread:
" I don't have hiv or sífilis, "
yes you do
" I don't have hiv or sífilis, "
yes you do
I plan to marry Ginger Rogers
Musk merges SpaceX and xAI firms, plans for space-based AI data centres https://aje.news/jm42h7
February 3, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I plan to marry Ginger Rogers
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Is this so they can jerk off to their own footage after the murders
Breaking:
WASHINGTON (AP) - Homeland Security Secretary Noem says every DHS officer deployed to Minneapolis is now being issued a body-worn camera.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Homeland Security Secretary Noem says every DHS officer deployed to Minneapolis is now being issued a body-worn camera.
February 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Is this so they can jerk off to their own footage after the murders
If you haven’t put Reese’s x Oreo cookies broken up on your cookies and cream ice cream you don’t aspire to great heights
January 29, 2026 at 5:30 AM
If you haven’t put Reese’s x Oreo cookies broken up on your cookies and cream ice cream you don’t aspire to great heights
We need an Agatha Christie type murder movie set at a cat show
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 AM
We need an Agatha Christie type murder movie set at a cat show
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Gregory Bovino dismissed …
a group of men in military uniforms are standing next to each other in a room .
ALT: a group of men in military uniforms are standing next to each other in a room .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Gregory Bovino dismissed …
“Where are the walnuts, LOSER”
January 26, 2026 at 4:57 PM
“Where are the walnuts, LOSER”
"and bikeways"!
One of the hardest things to do is bring campaign-level communications to the work of governance, and snowstorms are notoriously one of the biggest litmus tests that less-engaged voters use to judge mayoral administrations. This is an excellent way to communicate.
January 25, 2026 at 5:14 PM
"and bikeways"!
Janky Leg says “brrrr”
January 25, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Janky Leg says “brrrr”
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no matter what else is happening, if feasible, please share photos of your dogs playing in the snow tomorrow
January 25, 2026 at 4:29 AM
no matter what else is happening, if feasible, please share photos of your dogs playing in the snow tomorrow
No donations asked for, savvy
January 23, 2026 at 5:18 PM
No donations asked for, savvy
Hell yes
A Sunday farmers market, which will kick off March 1 at the Leonhardt Lagoon, is one of the first changes the city is implementing to reinvigorate Fair Park. Good Local Markets will run the weekly event with dozens of local food producers and artisans.
A weekly farmers market is coming to Fair Park
A Sunday farmers market, which will kick off March 1, is one of the first changes Dallas is implementing to reinvigorate Fair Park.
www.dallasnews.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Hell yes