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Stop saying “happy fri-yay” you cum gargling pig.
January 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Stop saying “happy fri-yay” you cum gargling pig.
I wasn't built for working, I was born for sitting under a tree reading a book.
January 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I wasn't built for working, I was born for sitting under a tree reading a book.
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January 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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The other carolers didn't appreciate me trying to bring some Drowning Pool into the rotation.
Fucking nerds.
Fucking nerds.
December 14, 2024 at 9:08 PM
The other carolers didn't appreciate me trying to bring some Drowning Pool into the rotation.
Fucking nerds.
Fucking nerds.
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My god man this is no time for rational thought
December 14, 2024 at 5:33 PM
My god man this is no time for rational thought
I'm no expert, but I think a bacon double cheeseburger would help.
December 12, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I'm no expert, but I think a bacon double cheeseburger would help.
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"Today will be different," and other lies I tell myself.
December 12, 2024 at 1:10 PM
"Today will be different," and other lies I tell myself.
I continue to find sentience the most ghastly affliction.
December 11, 2024 at 2:59 PM
I continue to find sentience the most ghastly affliction.
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Okay, Satan let's get this over with
December 11, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Okay, Satan let's get this over with
The best I can wish for you is that you have a really amazing sandwich in the very near future.
December 9, 2024 at 10:50 PM
The best I can wish for you is that you have a really amazing sandwich in the very near future.
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Sometimes being out and about at the crack of dawn isn’t such a terrible thing…
December 7, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Sometimes being out and about at the crack of dawn isn’t such a terrible thing…
Can't offer anything witty or insightful, but would you perhaps accept something moderately unhinged?
December 7, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Can't offer anything witty or insightful, but would you perhaps accept something moderately unhinged?
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Welcome to adulthood.. You officially get pissed when they rearrange stuff at your grocery store
December 6, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Welcome to adulthood.. You officially get pissed when they rearrange stuff at your grocery store
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Ho Ho Holy shit, I'm having a bad time
December 6, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Ho Ho Holy shit, I'm having a bad time
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When I said let's run away to a cabin in the woods, I didn't mean both go to the same cabin.
December 5, 2024 at 3:49 PM
When I said let's run away to a cabin in the woods, I didn't mean both go to the same cabin.
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“If only you weren’t so awful” a love story
December 3, 2024 at 6:55 AM
“If only you weren’t so awful” a love story
My chocolate biscuit broke off into my tea just now, and you think you've got problems?!
December 3, 2024 at 2:51 PM
My chocolate biscuit broke off into my tea just now, and you think you've got problems?!
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Weekends are for pretending it’s all going to get better next week.
November 30, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Weekends are for pretending it’s all going to get better next week.
Am I cynical, bitter, and tired of everything? Yes.
Am I still going to line up the light with the reindeer's nose because it pleases me? Also yes.
Am I still going to line up the light with the reindeer's nose because it pleases me? Also yes.
December 1, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Am I cynical, bitter, and tired of everything? Yes.
Am I still going to line up the light with the reindeer's nose because it pleases me? Also yes.
Am I still going to line up the light with the reindeer's nose because it pleases me? Also yes.