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professional schemer, like a fever. snr case manager at the Ministry of Romantic Relations @1of200.bsky.social
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palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. there’s coffee on my sweater already, i’m extremely mentally ill
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1/200 S2E171 - Western Rot
IPCA findings and criminal cases against top police figures are again revealing the rot at the heart of elite power in NZ. At the same time a new tranche of Epstein files are doing the same internationally
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IPCA findings and criminal cases against top police figures are again revealing the rot at the heart of elite power in NZ. At the same time a new tranche of Epstein files are doing the same internationally
w/ @kyledchurch.bsky.social @eggsfordogs.com @oriwa.bsky.social
1/200 S2E171 - Western Rot — 1/200
IPCA findings and criminal cases against top police figures are again revealing the rot at the heart of elite power in NZ. At the same time a new tranche of Epstein files are doing the same internatio...
www.1of200.nz
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
1/200 S2E171 - Western Rot
IPCA findings and criminal cases against top police figures are again revealing the rot at the heart of elite power in NZ. At the same time a new tranche of Epstein files are doing the same internationally
w/ @kyledchurch.bsky.social @eggsfordogs.com @oriwa.bsky.social
IPCA findings and criminal cases against top police figures are again revealing the rot at the heart of elite power in NZ. At the same time a new tranche of Epstein files are doing the same internationally
w/ @kyledchurch.bsky.social @eggsfordogs.com @oriwa.bsky.social
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hearing that there's what could be considered a mutual blackmail situation across NZME regarding sexual harassment, assault, drug use etc & I can't help but think that there are powerful people with the details in little black books that are actively utilising that to influence media decision making
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
hearing that there's what could be considered a mutual blackmail situation across NZME regarding sexual harassment, assault, drug use etc & I can't help but think that there are powerful people with the details in little black books that are actively utilising that to influence media decision making
the absurdity of potentially facing redundancy and being asked to bail out a diamond heiress all in the span of one day lmfao
October 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
the absurdity of potentially facing redundancy and being asked to bail out a diamond heiress all in the span of one day lmfao
on to day five of migraines, very cool and good
October 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
on to day five of migraines, very cool and good
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"Sometimes you need to do something bad to stop you from doing something worse."
Today, 9/20, at 1pm and 7pm EST, the Deadlights Theater presents...
STOKER
Come and watch with us! Membership $10 a month.
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Today, 9/20, at 1pm and 7pm EST, the Deadlights Theater presents...
STOKER
Come and watch with us! Membership $10 a month.
www.patreon.com/c/scumbeliev...
September 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"Sometimes you need to do something bad to stop you from doing something worse."
Today, 9/20, at 1pm and 7pm EST, the Deadlights Theater presents...
STOKER
Come and watch with us! Membership $10 a month.
www.patreon.com/c/scumbeliev...
Today, 9/20, at 1pm and 7pm EST, the Deadlights Theater presents...
STOKER
Come and watch with us! Membership $10 a month.
www.patreon.com/c/scumbeliev...
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1/200 S2E157 - IKEAless Whisper
NZ media is continuously failing us, both in coverage of geopolitical events & more nastily in local politics as they do stenography for rightwing parties, while actively & abusively attacking the left
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NZ media is continuously failing us, both in coverage of geopolitical events & more nastily in local politics as they do stenography for rightwing parties, while actively & abusively attacking the left
w/ @oldmatecans.lol @eggsfordogs.com @kyledchurch.bsky.social
1/200 S2E157 - IKEAless Whisper — 1/200
NZ media is continuously failing us, both in coverage of geopolitical events as they follow the US lead against China, and more nastily in local politics as they do stenography for rightwing parties, ...
www.1of200.nz
September 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
1/200 S2E157 - IKEAless Whisper
NZ media is continuously failing us, both in coverage of geopolitical events & more nastily in local politics as they do stenography for rightwing parties, while actively & abusively attacking the left
w/ @oldmatecans.lol @eggsfordogs.com @kyledchurch.bsky.social
NZ media is continuously failing us, both in coverage of geopolitical events & more nastily in local politics as they do stenography for rightwing parties, while actively & abusively attacking the left
w/ @oldmatecans.lol @eggsfordogs.com @kyledchurch.bsky.social
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Chloe was right, was right to say it and was right not to apologize
There are multiple government MPs who are saying privately they know the govt position is deeply wrong but are putting *themselves* first when it comes to the greatest atrocity of the modern age. That's FAR more than just spineless
There are multiple government MPs who are saying privately they know the govt position is deeply wrong but are putting *themselves* first when it comes to the greatest atrocity of the modern age. That's FAR more than just spineless
August 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Chloe was right, was right to say it and was right not to apologize
There are multiple government MPs who are saying privately they know the govt position is deeply wrong but are putting *themselves* first when it comes to the greatest atrocity of the modern age. That's FAR more than just spineless
There are multiple government MPs who are saying privately they know the govt position is deeply wrong but are putting *themselves* first when it comes to the greatest atrocity of the modern age. That's FAR more than just spineless
been at my mother’s place for about an hour and I’m already embroiled in unnecessary amounts of inheritance drama despite none of it being left to me at all god how long is this week gonna be
August 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
been at my mother’s place for about an hour and I’m already embroiled in unnecessary amounts of inheritance drama despite none of it being left to me at all god how long is this week gonna be
flat tyranitar-さん you’re the ONE thing holding me together rn
August 1, 2025 at 6:48 AM
flat tyranitar-さん you’re the ONE thing holding me together rn
need a lobotomy but specifically for the parts of my brain that make me both cognisant AND accepting of being treated like shit!!
July 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
need a lobotomy but specifically for the parts of my brain that make me both cognisant AND accepting of being treated like shit!!
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Big shoutout to international dog butt @eggsfordogs.com for finally getting a tote bag and aime card through customs. Third time's the charm... We've been trying to get the tote bag into the country for 16 months...
July 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Big shoutout to international dog butt @eggsfordogs.com for finally getting a tote bag and aime card through customs. Third time's the charm... We've been trying to get the tote bag into the country for 16 months...
anyway if you’re about to ask whether i’m doing good — i’m largely uncomprehending, and occasionally riddled with ill humours
July 23, 2025 at 11:01 AM
anyway if you’re about to ask whether i’m doing good — i’m largely uncomprehending, and occasionally riddled with ill humours
sorry if we haven’t talked in a couple days, i’m dealing with The Horrors and also trying to finish this short story about wlw astronauts set in the far future
July 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
sorry if we haven’t talked in a couple days, i’m dealing with The Horrors and also trying to finish this short story about wlw astronauts set in the far future
my brother is crashing out about losing his tennis match td so the loudest sound in my flat at the moment is the sound of a 3-hour Northernlion puns compilation
June 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
my brother is crashing out about losing his tennis match td so the loudest sound in my flat at the moment is the sound of a 3-hour Northernlion puns compilation
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The duality of man
June 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The duality of man
hey so what if there was a gremlins porn parody called GORMLINS and the conceit was that the gormlins would became evil only if they stopped being wet haha is this anything
June 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
hey so what if there was a gremlins porn parody called GORMLINS and the conceit was that the gormlins would became evil only if they stopped being wet haha is this anything
okay FINE guys i’ll do nothing but indulge in narrative-driven games all weekend that give me some kind of personhood-related crisis it’s the holidays after all if not now then when!!!!!
June 20, 2025 at 6:43 AM
okay FINE guys i’ll do nothing but indulge in narrative-driven games all weekend that give me some kind of personhood-related crisis it’s the holidays after all if not now then when!!!!!
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>be us
>work at the ministry for romantic relations
>"can you stay late this week?"
>yeah sure
>forget about the ministry's overtime pay exemptions
>spend hours trying to unclog a toilet on the second floor that bossman flushed a baggie into
>fuck this country and the population crisis
>work at the ministry for romantic relations
>"can you stay late this week?"
>yeah sure
>forget about the ministry's overtime pay exemptions
>spend hours trying to unclog a toilet on the second floor that bossman flushed a baggie into
>fuck this country and the population crisis
June 1, 2025 at 6:48 AM
>be us
>work at the ministry for romantic relations
>"can you stay late this week?"
>yeah sure
>forget about the ministry's overtime pay exemptions
>spend hours trying to unclog a toilet on the second floor that bossman flushed a baggie into
>fuck this country and the population crisis
>work at the ministry for romantic relations
>"can you stay late this week?"
>yeah sure
>forget about the ministry's overtime pay exemptions
>spend hours trying to unclog a toilet on the second floor that bossman flushed a baggie into
>fuck this country and the population crisis
listen up fives, a 50 on the Kessler Psychological Distress Scale is speaking
May 31, 2025 at 11:54 AM
listen up fives, a 50 on the Kessler Psychological Distress Scale is speaking
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back to treating bsky like twitter circles
May 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
back to treating bsky like twitter circles
