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professional schemer, like a fever. snr case manager at the Ministry of Romantic Relations @1of200.bsky.social
flat tyranitar-さん you’re the ONE thing holding me together rn
August 1, 2025 at 6:48 AM
flat tyranitar-さん you’re the ONE thing holding me together rn
need a lobotomy but specifically for the parts of my brain that make me both cognisant AND accepting of being treated like shit!!
July 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
need a lobotomy but specifically for the parts of my brain that make me both cognisant AND accepting of being treated like shit!!
sorry if we haven’t talked in a couple days, i’m dealing with The Horrors and also trying to finish this short story about wlw astronauts set in the far future
July 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
sorry if we haven’t talked in a couple days, i’m dealing with The Horrors and also trying to finish this short story about wlw astronauts set in the far future
back to treating bsky like twitter circles
May 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
back to treating bsky like twitter circles
fetch me thirty thousand euros and my steed forthwith
May 4, 2025 at 8:15 AM
fetch me thirty thousand euros and my steed forthwith
thanks to everyone who told me i did great!
April 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM
thanks to everyone who told me i did great!
everything that i know about this plane from Microsoft Flight Simulator i have learned against my will
November 26, 2024 at 10:32 AM
everything that i know about this plane from Microsoft Flight Simulator i have learned against my will
haha get owned, loser [turns you into an unraveling sutra scroll from the Tang Dynasty]
November 3, 2024 at 10:34 AM
haha get owned, loser [turns you into an unraveling sutra scroll from the Tang Dynasty]
congratulations on another year of inhabiting this spinning orb with other humans and their true overlords — pets
October 28, 2024 at 1:13 AM
congratulations on another year of inhabiting this spinning orb with other humans and their true overlords — pets
my cat is preparing to read
October 18, 2024 at 9:08 PM
my cat is preparing to read
women want me, fish also want me (i took this picture shortly before lukewarm sashimi gave me food poisoning)
October 18, 2024 at 8:43 PM
women want me, fish also want me (i took this picture shortly before lukewarm sashimi gave me food poisoning)
fear and loathing at the bnz auckland lantern festival
February 26, 2024 at 8:40 AM
fear and loathing at the bnz auckland lantern festival
スモリブ、オリーブオイルのボトルを見ているところを想像してみてください.………………お願いします、たとえポケモン未満であっても、あなたには生きる権利はありませんか？
February 25, 2024 at 11:55 AM
スモリブ、オリーブオイルのボトルを見ているところを想像してみてください.………………お願いします、たとえポケモン未満であっても、あなたには生きる権利はありませんか？
a wild @pepperraccoon.bsky.social spotted back in Auckland 🥲
January 9, 2024 at 4:49 AM
a wild @pepperraccoon.bsky.social spotted back in Auckland 🥲
anyway here’s wonderwall*
*my cat
*my cat
December 12, 2023 at 2:32 AM
anyway here’s wonderwall*
*my cat
*my cat
flirting with melbourne lesbians be like
December 11, 2023 at 9:56 PM
flirting with melbourne lesbians be like
currently seeing: evils
October 14, 2023 at 5:10 AM
currently seeing: evils
