Dick Sepsis ☭
@egglourde.bsky.social
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what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
what was this guy’s fucking problem
thank fuck art still exists
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
thank fuck art still exists
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Green Eggs And Ham Ending Explained: All The Hints You Might Have Missed
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Green Eggs And Ham Ending Explained: All The Hints You Might Have Missed
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trump will go on tv and say stuff like “Matter can exist in four different states: liquid, gas, plasma, or solid. And I believe poo is the solid state of pee while pee is the liquid state of poo.” And the press will lend—yep, you guessed it—credence
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
trump will go on tv and say stuff like “Matter can exist in four different states: liquid, gas, plasma, or solid. And I believe poo is the solid state of pee while pee is the liquid state of poo.” And the press will lend—yep, you guessed it—credence
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I am hearing that on his deathbed Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah, with his hunter's bow in his hand, chasing gazelle. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I am hearing that on his deathbed Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah, with his hunter's bow in his hand, chasing gazelle. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
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Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
October 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
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I’ll tell you what’s a treat, whenever you watch a movie and you get Odo when he’s not Odo
October 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’ll tell you what’s a treat, whenever you watch a movie and you get Odo when he’s not Odo
Autumn in New England while with my sister:
October 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Autumn in New England while with my sister:
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The legend since 2006
youtu.be/jib4kj03l8w?...
youtu.be/jib4kj03l8w?...
KXVO Pumpkin Dance (Original Taping, Unedited)
YouTube video by The Sick Picnic
youtu.be
September 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The legend since 2006
youtu.be/jib4kj03l8w?...
youtu.be/jib4kj03l8w?...
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a friend of mine is trying to help Ansam evacuate northern Gaza with her baby and injured husband. please help or share their campaign if you're able chuffed.org/project/1274...
Help baby Harzallah survive!
My name is Ansam. I gave birth to my son, Harzallah, in the worst and most dangerous conditions imaginable. I carried him and gave birth to him during the war. He is now four months old. My husband lo...
chuffed.org
September 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
a friend of mine is trying to help Ansam evacuate northern Gaza with her baby and injured husband. please help or share their campaign if you're able chuffed.org/project/1274...
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RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
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me: having unsupervised internet from a young age probably messed my brain up, it’s the same for my whole generation
Average person over 50: Venusians are putting nephilim dna in vaccines and setting up 5g networks to trigger the sleeper genomes so we all transform into transgender slave golems
Average person over 50: Venusians are putting nephilim dna in vaccines and setting up 5g networks to trigger the sleeper genomes so we all transform into transgender slave golems
September 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
me: having unsupervised internet from a young age probably messed my brain up, it’s the same for my whole generation
Average person over 50: Venusians are putting nephilim dna in vaccines and setting up 5g networks to trigger the sleeper genomes so we all transform into transgender slave golems
Average person over 50: Venusians are putting nephilim dna in vaccines and setting up 5g networks to trigger the sleeper genomes so we all transform into transgender slave golems
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Certain folks are posting clips of Charlie Kirk that reveal in no uncertain terms exactly what he said, what he did, and what kind of person he actually was. For God's sake, people, the man just died, show some respect.
September 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Certain folks are posting clips of Charlie Kirk that reveal in no uncertain terms exactly what he said, what he did, and what kind of person he actually was. For God's sake, people, the man just died, show some respect.
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We all like an android full of milky white goo. We love when the goo gets out.
September 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
We all like an android full of milky white goo. We love when the goo gets out.
made the mistake of logging off for 4 or 5 hours immediately after some shit happens
September 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
made the mistake of logging off for 4 or 5 hours immediately after some shit happens
I think Alien Earth is primarily about all the different coveralls you can wear
August 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I think Alien Earth is primarily about all the different coveralls you can wear
Chief people officer is a made up ass job title
July 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Chief people officer is a made up ass job title
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President Trump: Trump FIFA Trophy. Gold Trophy Prize Trump
FIFA Committee: No, Mr President you can't have the FIFA Trophy
Trump: Good Trophy good Trump give beautiful Trump deserve president
FIFA: Mr President, we simply can’t give you the trophy. It goes to the winner
Trump: jealousy committee
FIFA Committee: No, Mr President you can't have the FIFA Trophy
Trump: Good Trophy good Trump give beautiful Trump deserve president
FIFA: Mr President, we simply can’t give you the trophy. It goes to the winner
Trump: jealousy committee
In a timeline defined by absurd headlines, this one might actually take the cake.
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-kept-g...
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-kept-g...
July 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
President Trump: Trump FIFA Trophy. Gold Trophy Prize Trump
FIFA Committee: No, Mr President you can't have the FIFA Trophy
Trump: Good Trophy good Trump give beautiful Trump deserve president
FIFA: Mr President, we simply can’t give you the trophy. It goes to the winner
Trump: jealousy committee
FIFA Committee: No, Mr President you can't have the FIFA Trophy
Trump: Good Trophy good Trump give beautiful Trump deserve president
FIFA: Mr President, we simply can’t give you the trophy. It goes to the winner
Trump: jealousy committee
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Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.
July 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.
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Needed this reminder today.
July 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Needed this reminder today.
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hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine
July 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine
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the fully redesigned 2025 Nissan Taliban
July 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
the fully redesigned 2025 Nissan Taliban