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Eric Buchman
@ebuchman.bsky.social
Dad to 3, TV writer to thee
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2527230/
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Hi. I’m Eric. Writer of the medium formerly known as television. My current project is an audio drama for Audible (non-IP, based on an original idea of mine), set to be released sometime in the very near future. My next project after that is…who knows! Will linear time even continue exist anymore!?!
Turns out the secret ingredient to making democracy stick is…

…simply making it more lucrative to be a former president than a current one
February 20, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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They…can’t handle the truth
Fox News is mad that Jack Nicholson's character was portrayed as the bad guy in "A Few Good Men," citing it as the start of the downfall of "masculinity" in America.

"They villified him! Right there's where Hollywood started this."

"Now there's too few good men! That's the problem!"
February 20, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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Of course this will get but a tiny fraction of the original coverage.
And after all that, the Pitt/Cruise AI fight scene appears to have been just digital BG and face replacement on multi-angle green screen reference videos of two real live human stuntees fighting.

In other words, like most AI hype — it was a con. www.shokunin.studio/blog/2026/2/...
February 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Our first P-Day ep was also our first real break in format. Instead of covering a single fictional potus, we went through 45 years of SNL history to create a SWEET 16 TOURNAMENT BRACKET to find the best presidential impersonator in the show's history.... and then Lorne hired James Austin Johnson
February 16, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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Happy Presidents Day to all who celebrate! No new episode today, as we solemnly observe this most sacred of days (praying, fasting, atoning, etc.)

But might we suggest some gems from our catalog?
February 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
New sport, or someone in Italy didn’t get their venue ready in time?
For the first time at the Olympics, athletes will race uphill wearing either climbing skins over their skis or just their stiff boots, then barrel down an ungroomed course.
Ski mountaineering is about to make its Olympic debut
In the brutal high-altitude sport, athletes race uphill wearing either climbing skins over their skis or just their stiff boots, then barrel down an ungroomed course.
nbcnews.to
February 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
look, all I’m saying is that it’d be a little more interesting to watch the Olympics if the losers weren’t allowed back into their home countries
February 15, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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Government did this, not “the free market” or “unregulated business.”
July 28, 2024 at 6:53 AM
Happy Presidents Day!
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
could be worse

the score could be 6-7
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
my new pet theory:

there used to be a natural divide between old money and new money, and things started getting really, really bad when they realized they were on the same side
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I'm sorry, but if your last name is Bone, there are certain first names you just gotta leave off the baby naming list
February 6, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Is Netflix’s 2026 movie WAR MACHINE a remake of Netflix’s 2017 movie WAR MACHINE?
February 6, 2026 at 5:58 AM
He's not in Project Hail Mary, but the Project Hail Mary Lego set should also include Benny from the Lego Movie because, well, you know...
February 6, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I'm genuinely curious about this -- does anyone have any data that links the price of crypto to headline-making bitcoin ransoms? Like, does reading about how kidnappers and hospital hackers deal exclusively in BTC make crypto bros want to buy more? or sell more? or take a shower at least?
February 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Anyone else keep a note in their notes app that’s just the bathroom codes of all the coffee shops they frequent?
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Uh-oh, just got an email about changes to Starbucks reward program. Considering Sbux is desperate to turn their financials around, its either—

A) actually changing for the better, to better reward loyal customers and encourage more visits

Or

B) who are we kidding, it’s definitely not that
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
What happens when Disney hires the director of THE SANDLOT to make a Sinbad comedy in 1996? You get a podcast ep in 2026 where the (alleged) crimes of the cast derail the discussion! Come for our take on a fake potus in a kids movie, stay to find out which actor is in the latest Epstein file dump!
February 1, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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What happens when Disney hires the director of THE SANDLOT to make a Sinbad comedy in 1996? You get a podcast ep in 2026 where the (alleged) crimes of the cast derail the discussion! Come for our take on a fake potus in a kids movie, stay to find out which actor is in the latest Epstein file dump!
February 1, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Belichick snubbed again
January 29, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I see the new California Post is making a full court press at local newsstands, and I guess it makes sense to appeal to a Cali audience with some awards drama… but this is the page 1 “scandal” they’re hoping to move papers with? Of all the “splits” in Hollywood?

Cc: @thepressbox.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 8:50 PM
i dunno, at first I thought the Crichton estate lawsuit against THE PITT producers for "unauthorized adaption" was a bit of a stretch, but seeing the new Dr. Vela C. Raptor in season two is starting to raise questions...
January 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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Friendly reminder that our podcast lives in an alternate reality where the insurrectionists who stormed the U.S. Capitol to usurp the will of the voters was stopped by Ice Cube

open.spotify.com/episode/455F...
CUBE-Anon (XXX: STATE OF THE UNION, 2005)
open.spotify.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:33 PM
This movie has suddenly become oddly topical.
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Bruce Greenwood is back playing a phony potus in the 2nd entry of a franchise, and @therealbenoren.bsky.social and I couldn't be happier!
December 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM