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Eric Buchman
@ebuchman.bsky.social
Dad to 3, TV writer to thee
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2527230/
that tracks
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
So sad, an entire store of baby shoes, never worn
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Sorry I’m late to today’s Douthat dunking, it was a busy day. But here’s my contribution to this wonderful discourse!
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
This has gotta be a sign your war isn't going so well, right?
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
With an opening like that, and only six episodes overall, you’d think Sessions would’ve been a shoo-in for a 2nd season — according this LA Times piece from ‘91, Crystal certainly was expecting more eps! — but nada. What happened?
October 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You’re telling me that a real estate reporter with “written assistance” from AI somehow got the Taylor Swift merch story wrong!?!
October 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
this explains why whenever you ask a hippo about the mammoth, they go “fuck that guy”
October 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I assume we already used enhanced interrogation tactics on these two to find out what they know and when did they know it
October 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
What “other things” @nbcnews.com !?
October 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Military snipers are also part of the government’s “toolbox,” right? Because this @nytimes.com headline seems to suggest any tool in the toolbox is fair game in the name of “efficacy,” without distinction…
September 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I really hope this is Disney testing the water for its own version of space jam
September 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
So close, @slate.com, so close…
August 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
this summit could’ve been an email
August 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
No shit
August 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Even though my credits are accurately documented on the IMDb, it got them comically wrong. It didn't invent a fake quote for me, instead it invented entire FAKE analysis of my work on TV shows I did not work for. Fun! (3/3)

(I have never written for either THE NEWSROOM or THE WEST WING)
August 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I asked ChatGPT: "What does Eric Buchman, the television writer, think about today's political discourse? Does he have any relevant quotes about American politics since 2016 that would be enlightening?" And... 2/3
August 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT let anyone who isn't a HUMAN LAWYER review a "big contract" for you. And if your lawyer uses anything like this, GET A NEW LAWYER.
August 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If the “people you love” are ICE, I presume
August 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Just saw the trailer for Richard Linklater's BLUE MOON and...the apple box budget for the film must be huge
July 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
That’s what my wife said after she saw SUPERMAN
July 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
was it a maternity test to find out who his mummy is?
July 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Same article, different headline?
June 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Oh wow, Delta REALLY wants me to watch this keynote speech at CES this year. It's the first offering in their in-flight new release movie section! I wonder who this Ed Bastian is...*

(*he's the CEO of Delta)
June 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
That said, this 8-bit SW dad hat is pretty sweet
May 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
A little something I made and posted back in January 2021, after the 2nd impeachment right before he left office... maybe the guy just really wants that free ice cream!?
April 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM