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Wait, is this what the last bit of Mulholland Drive was about??
the idea of hallucinating dozens of elves or whatever is terrifying to me www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
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January 23, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Wait, is this what the last bit of Mulholland Drive was about??
wait, I feel like this is an obvious one but also I can't -not- say it
Oppenheimer with big naturals
Oppenheimer with big naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 11:19 AM
wait, I feel like this is an obvious one but also I can't -not- say it
Oppenheimer with big naturals
Oppenheimer with big naturals
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and for a significant number of my friends on here:
Day of the jackal with big naturals
Day of the jackal with big naturals
Twelve angry men with big naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 12:21 AM
and for a significant number of my friends on here:
Day of the jackal with big naturals
Day of the jackal with big naturals
I used to wear a gents 10 (9 if I could get it in wide fit), and now I have to wear an extra pair of socks in my size 7 doc martens or they're loose enough to chew my feet to bits
Okay, transphobes freaking out because trans woman makes good on Broadway, yadah, yadah. But you skimmed right over the interesting bit. Estrogen made her feet smaller?? This is the kind of weird factoid I need to know more about. Is there scientific backing for this? Is it just anecdotal?
Dylan Mulvaney's latest success, this time on Broadway, once again has conservative weirdos frothing at the mouth.
Read @alyssaur.bsky.social's latest story here!
Read @alyssaur.bsky.social's latest story here!
January 22, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I used to wear a gents 10 (9 if I could get it in wide fit), and now I have to wear an extra pair of socks in my size 7 doc martens or they're loose enough to chew my feet to bits
also there are a bunch of other good scenes in this, one of my favourite of Otter's works, a viciously delicate prose sculpture of stained glass and cheese-wire with some truly glorious catharsis in the moment you finally get to smash it
Reminding myself of the structure and cadence I used for Apparat names, and accidentally suckered myself into rereading Ink-Coloured Mouse.
I'm good sometimes, you know? And I bet there are some sickos here who'd appreciate the finger-breaking scene
brain-implant.tech/writing/fic/...
I'm good sometimes, you know? And I bet there are some sickos here who'd appreciate the finger-breaking scene
brain-implant.tech/writing/fic/...
brain-implant.tech
January 22, 2026 at 12:02 AM
also there are a bunch of other good scenes in this, one of my favourite of Otter's works, a viciously delicate prose sculpture of stained glass and cheese-wire with some truly glorious catharsis in the moment you finally get to smash it
Twelve angry men with big naturals
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January 21, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Twelve angry men with big naturals
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“I'm glad you have enough love in your life that that response comes naturally. If anything, you should be proud of that :)”
January 20, 2026 at 3:58 PM
“I'm glad you have enough love in your life that that response comes naturally. If anything, you should be proud of that :)”
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It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 AM
It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.
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hi I'm looking for mutuals and friends. I'm a trans woman, 33, autistic, living in the south east of England. I love trains, birds, history, music (Hyperpop+adjacent especially), reading, etc. I like going to museums and shows. just kind of lonely so would like onlines and irls to chat n stuff
December 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
hi I'm looking for mutuals and friends. I'm a trans woman, 33, autistic, living in the south east of England. I love trains, birds, history, music (Hyperpop+adjacent especially), reading, etc. I like going to museums and shows. just kind of lonely so would like onlines and irls to chat n stuff
can confirm that she gets some sort of 90s classic invulnerability powerup when this happens, the music even changes and everything
me when I'm chatting up the gay people in my phone
January 18, 2026 at 11:32 PM
can confirm that she gets some sort of 90s classic invulnerability powerup when this happens, the music even changes and everything
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hiiii remember how we're back? anime is so much.
Good evening! We're back with a proper episode going over our selection of a new bundle of shows from the Winter 2026 season! There are so many! Aaaaaaaaa
Catch the new episode on YouTube or on Libsyn!
Catch the new episode on YouTube or on Libsyn!
So We're Watching That, Right? Episode 23: You helped me stop living the egg life
YouTube video by Slimebug Productions
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January 18, 2026 at 6:22 PM
hiiii remember how we're back? anime is so much.
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I want to see your typos
The way your thoughts form
And twist
And stumble
And dance
Stories are more than plots
Language is more than words
I do not want to see a summary of the content of your message
I want to see you
The way your thoughts form
And twist
And stumble
And dance
Stories are more than plots
Language is more than words
I do not want to see a summary of the content of your message
I want to see you
January 17, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I want to see your typos
The way your thoughts form
And twist
And stumble
And dance
Stories are more than plots
Language is more than words
I do not want to see a summary of the content of your message
I want to see you
The way your thoughts form
And twist
And stumble
And dance
Stories are more than plots
Language is more than words
I do not want to see a summary of the content of your message
I want to see you
hey look we're finally back!
Good evening! We're back with a proper episode going over our selection of a new bundle of shows from the Winter 2026 season! There are so many! Aaaaaaaaa
Catch the new episode on YouTube or on Libsyn!
Catch the new episode on YouTube or on Libsyn!
So We're Watching That, Right? Episode 23: You helped me stop living the egg life
YouTube video by Slimebug Productions
www.youtube.com
January 17, 2026 at 2:37 AM
hey look we're finally back!
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Good afternoon, evening, whatever! We've got a new Slimebrarian's Choice post for you, discussing a really solid light novel series with a trans heroine! The Mimosa Confessions is messy and dramatic, but I loved it, so here's me rambling about it for a bit.
The Slimebrarian's Choice - November + December 2025 | Slimebug Productions
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January 16, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Good afternoon, evening, whatever! We've got a new Slimebrarian's Choice post for you, discussing a really solid light novel series with a trans heroine! The Mimosa Confessions is messy and dramatic, but I loved it, so here's me rambling about it for a bit.
they will note that, as are all humans, the author and their interlocutor were leaky bags of soup with the bones left in and frankly getting as far as making a machine that can beam text from one side of the Atlantic to the other is already nothing short of miraculous
Future generations will uncover this post without context and justifiably conclude that the author had untreated mental illness
January 16, 2026 at 9:09 PM
they will note that, as are all humans, the author and their interlocutor were leaky bags of soup with the bones left in and frankly getting as far as making a machine that can beam text from one side of the Atlantic to the other is already nothing short of miraculous
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Read the damn article, people. They're making AI scrapers pay them to use the material.
January 16, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Read the damn article, people. They're making AI scrapers pay them to use the material.
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With apologies, kicking this round again. We’re moving into a temp home today but everything is on the meter and with having to extend my stay at the hotel five days whilst waiting for the council, I lost a huge chunk of cash to that.
Soz, I know this is piss taking by now.
Soz, I know this is piss taking by now.
we’ve got somewhere to stay after the fucking place flooded again, just a room tho, I’ve just managed to pack the bare minimum and I’m skint beyond words.
I am so sorry, this has all gone to shit. Can anyone help with emergency survival funds?
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I am so sorry, this has all gone to shit. Can anyone help with emergency survival funds?
www.paypal.com/paypalme/ret...
ko-fi.com/robfearon
Pay Emma Fearon using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/retroremakes and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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January 16, 2026 at 9:22 AM
With apologies, kicking this round again. We’re moving into a temp home today but everything is on the meter and with having to extend my stay at the hotel five days whilst waiting for the council, I lost a huge chunk of cash to that.
Soz, I know this is piss taking by now.
Soz, I know this is piss taking by now.
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Doctor goes to the circus. Expects night of laughs from well-reviewed clown performance. Man pulls him roughly aside in cloakroom; knife glints.
"Do you remember who I am, you son of a bitch,"
"Do you remember who I am, you son of a bitch,"
January 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Doctor goes to the circus. Expects night of laughs from well-reviewed clown performance. Man pulls him roughly aside in cloakroom; knife glints.
"Do you remember who I am, you son of a bitch,"
"Do you remember who I am, you son of a bitch,"
Body language that shows that the narrator or viewpoint character is incorrect in how they understand themself and/or their environment
also awkwardness (if that's not the same thing)
also awkwardness (if that's not the same thing)
Artists, I think we're all too comfortable sharing our imposter syndrome.
I would love to see you step out of your comfort zone and confidently state what you think you're actually really good at.
No self deprecation, just what you think you're the strongest at
Is anyone brave eniough? 👀
I would love to see you step out of your comfort zone and confidently state what you think you're actually really good at.
No self deprecation, just what you think you're the strongest at
Is anyone brave eniough? 👀
January 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Body language that shows that the narrator or viewpoint character is incorrect in how they understand themself and/or their environment
also awkwardness (if that's not the same thing)
also awkwardness (if that's not the same thing)
"Transgender Ideology" doesn't turn kids transgender. Learning basic hair and skincare turns kids transgender. Know the difference.
"Transgender Ideology" doesn't turn kids transgender. Magic the Gathering and Warhammer turn kids transgender. Know the difference.
"Transgender Ideology" doesn't turn kids transgender. Playing Paradox Interactive Games turns kids transgender. Know the difference.
January 14, 2026 at 1:38 AM
"Transgender Ideology" doesn't turn kids transgender. Learning basic hair and skincare turns kids transgender. Know the difference.
you are a menace to society (affectionate)
rip dilbert you'd have loved sucking makima's toes
January 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
you are a menace to society (affectionate)
'Don't forget to mark a stress for using your tongue' - line from tonight's Daggerheart session 1
January 13, 2026 at 9:11 PM
'Don't forget to mark a stress for using your tongue' - line from tonight's Daggerheart session 1
Performance or, if you'll accept a movie that's already an adaptation of a book, The Naked Lunch
we often talk about “what anime would you adapt into a movie” but here is a reverse: what movies would you adapt into an anime?
January 13, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Performance or, if you'll accept a movie that's already an adaptation of a book, The Naked Lunch
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Kobold multiclass Artificer/Bard.
Lizardbard Kingdom Brunel.
Lizardbard Kingdom Brunel.
January 11, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Kobold multiclass Artificer/Bard.
Lizardbard Kingdom Brunel.
Lizardbard Kingdom Brunel.