Silly Wolf Bear
eatliftcode.bsky.social
Silly Wolf Bear
@eatliftcode.bsky.social
Almost certainly NSFW. Seattle-based. #audhd
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With the influx of new users this bears repeating.

Yes, I check each and every follow I get. It may take me some days, but I check. My sorting may not be perfect, but sorting happens.

New Bluesky users, show us your authenticity.
If you follow me and you have put no effort into building out your profile showing who you are, you have little interaction with others as a human, or hell, nothing but reposts, I will block you.

I’m here to engage with people, not to be a spectacle.
I love this man's art. Decided to start saving some money so I can buy an original when it catches my eye.
Recent work, things are getting spicy lately and I’m liking it! I think any one of these would look great in your home! 😉🍆🍑

danielwgreenart.company.site
October 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Day 6 is here, tomorrow is my last full day at Pike Place Market, so if you’re in town for the Out & Proud Conference, or just haven’t made it over yet. This is one of your last chances to come and see me.

#QueerArt #ArtSky #ShopQueer #SmallBusiness #BskyMarket
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Random thought that came out of my mouth: "AI is like a toddler with 20 in intelligence and 2 in wisdom."
October 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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I adore The Oatmeal, and this recent comic of his sums up beautifully all what's wrong with AI "art".

theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art
A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal
This is a comic about AI art.
theoatmeal.com
October 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The Katamari Damacy theme song started playing on my mindless background music playlist and I was 15 seconds in before realizing 1) what song I was hearing, and 2) I'd been unconsciously bobbing my head for the last 10 seconds. Adding to the happy time playlist.
October 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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The Tiger shirt is HERE! 🐯🍁

bolt-wear.com/products/fel...
September 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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"So, for MVP, we don't support that function" is how I'm going to describe topping on a first date from now on
September 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
- See a lot of pumping videos on the feed
- Get excited at remembering the pump in the dresser
- Dig out said pump
- Realization sets in, the power cord is lost
- Curse Fort Troff for having such special/obscure power connectors 😡

It’s a 3.5mm TS jack at the unit with USB A at other end 😢
September 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Since I’m not allowing myself to re-consume media for a while (e.g. re-watch shows or videos I’ve already seen) this has become my new binge in my free time.
September 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Finally got a replacement for the one I outgrew years ago. Thanks to the folks at FK Ptown!
September 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Making out with your big capybara daddy in the soothing hot springs. His bristly stache brushes your tender lips as you feel him grind firmly against your taint. As he begins to push his thick pole into you, he quickly muffles your loud yelps by shoving his satsuma in your open maw to enjoy you. 🍊
August 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Looking forward to have @jaxrhodesxxx.bsky.social have his GoGo debut for the next Seattle Treasure Trail! 😁

Get your tickets now while they are still cheap! 😉
August 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Please please please stop with the “for every X likes I’ll do <this thing> X number of times” posts. It’s 1) passive aggressive and 2) focused on transactional engagement.

Just tell us about yourself! You shouldn’t need an engagement metric to share yourself with the world.
April 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
*me at the Kylie concert looking at the visuals*
“I’m not on drugs, but she sure looks like I am”
April 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
At the bar tonight talking about power bottoming and “Ride that dick like you got it for Christmas” fell out of my mouth.
April 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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It has come to this

Hey guys. I’m a Canadian in the US on a TN-VISA, which expires this weekend.

I’ve been looking for controls/reliability engineering work in the Seattle area only, as I don’t plan on moving.

If anyone can help, or can share this to others who can help. Please do so!
April 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Gym mix this morning

Twunkerbell @ Burning Man 2024 (Full Set) by Twunkerbell on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/hcw1k8XBiqUv...
Twunkerbell @ Burning Man 2024 (Full Set)
Where are we // what the hell is going on // the dust has only just begun
on.soundcloud.com
April 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
That thing where your long distance boyfriend sends you flowers.

I’m not usually one for romantic gestures, but it’s nice to have a reminder that to someone is thinking about you even when you’re not there.
April 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
TFW you’re blowing your boyfriend and all you can hear in your head is Rita Repulsa screaming “Magic wand, make my monster, GROW!!!”

Intrusive thoughts for $500, Alex.
March 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Ready for action
March 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I’m looking for suggestion on home networking gear that’s in the power user/pro realm. Specifically looking for something to do multiple wireless access points. Either wired or meshed.

Preference for open-source or hacker friendly. I know of Unifi but not sure what else is out there.
January 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Wow, 1k? With how liberally I use the block feature?!

Thank you all, I’m a bit in disbelief. I promise I’ll post a lot more thirst once I find a job.
January 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Yes, this is me showing off.
January 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Resisting the urge to “Uhm, actually…” myself into a thread that I didn’t even start. Just because an interaction occurs in a public space doesn’t mean it’s appropriate for me to interject.
January 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The discussion on voluntary labeling of adult content on here is feeling a lot like the “shopping cart theory” meme.
January 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM