Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪)
@dhaosgestalt.bsky.social
AuDHD, Neurodivergent AF, Androsexual, Agender (They->He->any), poly oriented, Seattle is home,
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The ☭🏳️🌈 your grandma warned you about
My username is the same everywhere I exist.
Professional massage therapist and personal trainer - DM for info
🔞NSFW
The ☭🏳️🌈 your grandma warned you about
My username is the same everywhere I exist.
Professional massage therapist and personal trainer - DM for info
I just learned that for every one person who tuned in or watched after the fact the white bread baby fucker half time show, 23.3 watched bad bunny.
(132.3m for Bunny, 6.3 for the other one, feel free to check my maths)
Loud minority is loud and wrong. As usual.
(132.3m for Bunny, 6.3 for the other one, feel free to check my maths)
Loud minority is loud and wrong. As usual.
February 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I just learned that for every one person who tuned in or watched after the fact the white bread baby fucker half time show, 23.3 watched bad bunny.
(132.3m for Bunny, 6.3 for the other one, feel free to check my maths)
Loud minority is loud and wrong. As usual.
(132.3m for Bunny, 6.3 for the other one, feel free to check my maths)
Loud minority is loud and wrong. As usual.
When back through my photos with my boyfriend last night after we had our fun, and just was really proud of myself. Not even in a conceded kinda way but in a "wow I did that" kinda way.
Just really happy with my progress
Just really happy with my progress
February 8, 2026 at 12:34 AM
When back through my photos with my boyfriend last night after we had our fun, and just was really proud of myself. Not even in a conceded kinda way but in a "wow I did that" kinda way.
Just really happy with my progress
Just really happy with my progress
How it ended
7
7
February 7, 2026 at 11:36 PM
How it ended
7
7
How it started
February 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
How it started
Finally working a job, and building a career, that makes me feel like what I do matters.
Helped someone today return to their body, and feel like they had autonomy again, after almost a year of living in constant excruciating pain.
Helped someone today return to their body, and feel like they had autonomy again, after almost a year of living in constant excruciating pain.
February 5, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Finally working a job, and building a career, that makes me feel like what I do matters.
Helped someone today return to their body, and feel like they had autonomy again, after almost a year of living in constant excruciating pain.
Helped someone today return to their body, and feel like they had autonomy again, after almost a year of living in constant excruciating pain.
Get your ass over here then 😈
February 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Get your ass over here then 😈
Sometimes you just need to rut 😈
February 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Sometimes you just need to rut 😈
Tfw someone you've had a crush on for ages asks *you* to hook up with them
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January 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Tfw someone you've had a crush on for ages asks *you* to hook up with them
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If you have experience with this relationship structure history in a long distance relationship, even better
January 24, 2026 at 10:02 AM
If you have experience with this relationship structure history in a long distance relationship, even better
Genuine question for other poly folks:
Have you found parallel partner relationship structures to be sustainable long term?
Have you found parallel partner relationship structures to be sustainable long term?
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Genuine question for other poly folks:
Have you found parallel partner relationship structures to be sustainable long term?
Have you found parallel partner relationship structures to be sustainable long term?
TFW you realize you spent 5 hours fucking 🫠
Time sure flies when you're having fun.
Time sure flies when you're having fun.
January 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
TFW you realize you spent 5 hours fucking 🫠
Time sure flies when you're having fun.
Time sure flies when you're having fun.
Spitting nothing but the truth there
January 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Spitting nothing but the truth there
Just had some idiot on sniffies light into me for looking "flabby in some pics and too young in others. Use up to date pics"
Like bro all my pics are within the last month and it's not my fault you can't ID flexed vs unflexed muscle. Grow up.
Like bro all my pics are within the last month and it's not my fault you can't ID flexed vs unflexed muscle. Grow up.
January 7, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Just had some idiot on sniffies light into me for looking "flabby in some pics and too young in others. Use up to date pics"
Like bro all my pics are within the last month and it's not my fault you can't ID flexed vs unflexed muscle. Grow up.
Like bro all my pics are within the last month and it's not my fault you can't ID flexed vs unflexed muscle. Grow up.
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Why do I start crying every time I finish a book these days?
December 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Why do I start crying every time I finish a book these days?
I'm moving just south of harbor view 💜
December 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I'm moving just south of harbor view 💜
Any one available in Olympia or Seattle on January 6th who wants food and potential new friends in exchange for helping me move, hmu.
December 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Any one available in Olympia or Seattle on January 6th who wants food and potential new friends in exchange for helping me move, hmu.
Happy solstice
December 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Happy solstice
For the millionth time:
prerogative = exclusive right
Please stop using it in place of "problem" or "concern"
This has been a PSA from your friendly neighborhood pet peeve collector.
prerogative = exclusive right
Please stop using it in place of "problem" or "concern"
This has been a PSA from your friendly neighborhood pet peeve collector.
December 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
For the millionth time:
prerogative = exclusive right
Please stop using it in place of "problem" or "concern"
This has been a PSA from your friendly neighborhood pet peeve collector.
prerogative = exclusive right
Please stop using it in place of "problem" or "concern"
This has been a PSA from your friendly neighborhood pet peeve collector.
Reposted by Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪)
December 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Drink gremlin mode - ENGAGE!
December 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Drink gremlin mode - ENGAGE!
Kinda giving daddy and I don't hate it 😐
December 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Kinda giving daddy and I don't hate it 😐
Ampersand Fitness in Seattle. I don't believe they are a bad company, their interview process is just exhaustive and I don't think they are transparent in what they want for candidates, both of which are opinions I shared with them directly as well.
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Ampersand Fitness in Seattle. I don't believe they are a bad company, their interview process is just exhaustive and I don't think they are transparent in what they want for candidates, both of which are opinions I shared with them directly as well.
5 rounds of interviews, driving multiple hours round trip, to get rejected because "lack of experience". Like fuck off. If you know you're not willing to hire someone new to the industry, don't string them along. Can't fucking stand that shit.
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
5 rounds of interviews, driving multiple hours round trip, to get rejected because "lack of experience". Like fuck off. If you know you're not willing to hire someone new to the industry, don't string them along. Can't fucking stand that shit.
Any time 💜
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Any time 💜