Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪)
@dhaosgestalt.bsky.social
AuDHD, Neurodivergent AF, Androsexual, Agender (They->He->any), poly oriented, Seattle is home,
🔞NSFW
The ☭🏳️🌈 your grandma warned you about
My username is the same everywhere I exist.
Professional massage therapist and personal trainer - DM for info
🔞NSFW
The ☭🏳️🌈 your grandma warned you about
My username is the same everywhere I exist.
Professional massage therapist and personal trainer - DM for info
Reposted by Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪)
Trigger warning: eating disorders, body dysmorphia, mental health issues
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Trigger warning: eating disorders, body dysmorphia, mental health issues
Kinda feelin myself today
November 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Kinda feelin myself today
Reposted by Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪)
They tried cremating him but even after a few hours, he was somehow still frozen on the inside.
November 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
They tried cremating him but even after a few hours, he was somehow still frozen on the inside.
My sister called me because of some personal issues going on in her life.
I asked her what her local community, the people in her area that she could reach out to and be like "hey can I steal a loaf of bread?" Kinda community looks like.
Does not exist.
Build. Local. Fucking. Community.
I asked her what her local community, the people in her area that she could reach out to and be like "hey can I steal a loaf of bread?" Kinda community looks like.
Does not exist.
Build. Local. Fucking. Community.
October 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My sister called me because of some personal issues going on in her life.
I asked her what her local community, the people in her area that she could reach out to and be like "hey can I steal a loaf of bread?" Kinda community looks like.
Does not exist.
Build. Local. Fucking. Community.
I asked her what her local community, the people in her area that she could reach out to and be like "hey can I steal a loaf of bread?" Kinda community looks like.
Does not exist.
Build. Local. Fucking. Community.
Not sure how I felt about this. Processing. But I'm proud of the self-tie butterfly harness
October 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Not sure how I felt about this. Processing. But I'm proud of the self-tie butterfly harness
In other news I got to the gym today 🥰
October 24, 2025 at 7:55 AM
In other news I got to the gym today 🥰
Take AP&P in high school: neat, this is fun new information
Take AP&P again in college: cool, this is an easy A for me and reinforces the info
Take AP&P again for massage license as a mid-30's: fuck me I'd rather die than do this again.
Take AP&P again in college: cool, this is an easy A for me and reinforces the info
Take AP&P again for massage license as a mid-30's: fuck me I'd rather die than do this again.
October 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Take AP&P in high school: neat, this is fun new information
Take AP&P again in college: cool, this is an easy A for me and reinforces the info
Take AP&P again for massage license as a mid-30's: fuck me I'd rather die than do this again.
Take AP&P again in college: cool, this is an easy A for me and reinforces the info
Take AP&P again for massage license as a mid-30's: fuck me I'd rather die than do this again.
I remembered this poem while I was high on mushrooms with my boyfriend. It was this kinda trip:
"-This is a Love Poem-
I hope
This ends
In death"
If someone can cite the author for me, this is not my original work.
"-This is a Love Poem-
I hope
This ends
In death"
If someone can cite the author for me, this is not my original work.
October 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I remembered this poem while I was high on mushrooms with my boyfriend. It was this kinda trip:
"-This is a Love Poem-
I hope
This ends
In death"
If someone can cite the author for me, this is not my original work.
"-This is a Love Poem-
I hope
This ends
In death"
If someone can cite the author for me, this is not my original work.
Few things frustrate me more than seeing job that pays poverty wages but has a master's degree as required qualifications
October 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Few things frustrate me more than seeing job that pays poverty wages but has a master's degree as required qualifications
Shocking. Truly.
October 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Shocking. Truly.
I wonder if there is some meaningful psychology behind the color of heart emoji a person chooses to use. Idle ponderings are idle.
October 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I wonder if there is some meaningful psychology behind the color of heart emoji a person chooses to use. Idle ponderings are idle.
Private equity bought EA Games(?)
You mean that company is gonna get *worse* than it already is?
Jesus Christ I am so over it.
You mean that company is gonna get *worse* than it already is?
Jesus Christ I am so over it.
September 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Private equity bought EA Games(?)
You mean that company is gonna get *worse* than it already is?
Jesus Christ I am so over it.
You mean that company is gonna get *worse* than it already is?
Jesus Christ I am so over it.
It's absolutely buck wild knowing the massage technique to fix a thing, and going hard on yourself to fix the thing, and watching it get results in real time.
September 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It's absolutely buck wild knowing the massage technique to fix a thing, and going hard on yourself to fix the thing, and watching it get results in real time.
That feeling of "I fucking aced that interview" only to be hit with "we decided to move forward with another candidate."
Feels bad.
But... Ever onward
Feels bad.
But... Ever onward
September 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
That feeling of "I fucking aced that interview" only to be hit with "we decided to move forward with another candidate."
Feels bad.
But... Ever onward
Feels bad.
But... Ever onward
Reposted by Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪)
Tfw when he hits you with "I'm proud of you for going anyway" when you take a gym selfie and caption it with "I do not want to be here right now."
September 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Tfw when he hits you with "I'm proud of you for going anyway" when you take a gym selfie and caption it with "I do not want to be here right now."
Something about filling out your boyfriends' underpants well just hits different 🙂↕️
September 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Something about filling out your boyfriends' underpants well just hits different 🙂↕️
Hey Olympia and Portland folks,
I am moving down to Olympia for a few months, and would love to build a small group of clients in both the Olympia and Portland areas. If you or someone you know needs personal training or massage therapy, please let me know! I would love to work with you!
I am moving down to Olympia for a few months, and would love to build a small group of clients in both the Olympia and Portland areas. If you or someone you know needs personal training or massage therapy, please let me know! I would love to work with you!
September 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Hey Olympia and Portland folks,
I am moving down to Olympia for a few months, and would love to build a small group of clients in both the Olympia and Portland areas. If you or someone you know needs personal training or massage therapy, please let me know! I would love to work with you!
I am moving down to Olympia for a few months, and would love to build a small group of clients in both the Olympia and Portland areas. If you or someone you know needs personal training or massage therapy, please let me know! I would love to work with you!
Dear beefy hairy Arab (Egyptian?) daddy at the gym,
You're very pretty.
I'd like to poke your stomach from the inside
Kthnxbi
You're very pretty.
I'd like to poke your stomach from the inside
Kthnxbi
September 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Dear beefy hairy Arab (Egyptian?) daddy at the gym,
You're very pretty.
I'd like to poke your stomach from the inside
Kthnxbi
You're very pretty.
I'd like to poke your stomach from the inside
Kthnxbi
That's right, I *am* in to BDSM
Bravely expressing emotions to each other
Doing the small things
Savoring the moment
Masochism
😘
Bravely expressing emotions to each other
Doing the small things
Savoring the moment
Masochism
😘
September 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
That's right, I *am* in to BDSM
Bravely expressing emotions to each other
Doing the small things
Savoring the moment
Masochism
😘
Bravely expressing emotions to each other
Doing the small things
Savoring the moment
Masochism
😘
New profile pic courtesy of @pupsunburst.bsky.social and @pupshutter.bsky.social
September 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
New profile pic courtesy of @pupsunburst.bsky.social and @pupshutter.bsky.social
Absolutely amazing shoot with @pupshutter.bsky.social and @pupsunburst.bsky.social - such beautiful photos, and both a genuine pleasure to work with
September 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Absolutely amazing shoot with @pupshutter.bsky.social and @pupsunburst.bsky.social - such beautiful photos, and both a genuine pleasure to work with
Does anyone else see all these beaches contaminated with fecal matter around the US and wonder - "what is this doing to the fish, who have no choice but to swim there?"
September 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Does anyone else see all these beaches contaminated with fecal matter around the US and wonder - "what is this doing to the fish, who have no choice but to swim there?"
I've been hearing/seeing prerogative said a lot, and I'm not sure if I misunderstood the meaning of that word or if it's a case of social malapropism.
August 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I've been hearing/seeing prerogative said a lot, and I'm not sure if I misunderstood the meaning of that word or if it's a case of social malapropism.