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Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪)
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AuDHD, Neurodivergent AF, Androsexual, Agender (They->He->any), poly oriented, Seattle is home,
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Reposted by Daevid (Hates dolphins 🔪🐬🔪)
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I am saying this with as much humor as can possibly exist within this kind of post. For concerned parties, I managed not only a full 24 oz of water today, but a bowl of cereal as well. And I brushed my teeth this morning 🎉🎉🎉
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
🫠 I guess I've finally hit the muscle to fat ratio where anorexia makes me lose weight rather than gain it 🎉 who knew all I needed to drop below 160lbs was to have a week long crash out, be so scent sensitive water makes me gag, and stop brushing my teeth!
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Worst case scenario you get to the other side and end up still in America so honestly let's go
November 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
You always have the best costumes
November 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Selling basic necessities of survival for profit seems pretty fucked up when you think about it 🤷‍♂️

(This is me agreeing, and yes and-ing, to avoid misunderstanding)
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I cannot stress this enough - our government --right now-- is not gonna look out for us. Our society is not going to look out for us. Our families are almost definitely not going to be enough.

Our only true safety is in our real, direct community. Without that, *they* have already won.
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
That's a huge part of the reason I chose to specialize in what I did during my classes. Trigger points are insane.
October 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Since moving to Olympia getting to the gym has been a struggle for so many reasons.
October 24, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Legit guffawed in the hallway from Shawn's at this
October 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Oh I saw. It's gonna be some real whiplash seeing what those... (?)Things(?) green light
October 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Saudi Arabian PIF, Silver Lake, and Affinity Partners
October 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
For reference, I injured my ring fingers this weekend, the last phalange won't come in to full flexion, I worked to lengthen the associated flexor muscle and watched as my finger slowly curled more and more. It was good fun.
September 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM