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@wolfpupblade.bsky.social
Pup Blade / He/Him / 🏳‍🌈🇨🇦Seattle/Prudhoe Bay Based / NSFW (18+)
🐺💚💜🐶: @thornypup.bsky.social
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Yeayea.

Its been a while.

BladeWiggles™️ make a modest return… again.
January 21, 2026 at 3:08 AM
My flirting on instagram is just your name in all caps.
January 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM
The saying "Hurt people, hurt people" has always sat wrong to me, and I just figured out why. It implies a passable excuse that requires no follow-up actions to make amends or to apologize.

Okay cool, now that you’re able to process that you did hurt people, what’s your next step?
January 14, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Proof
January 14, 2026 at 5:11 AM
*Lands in Deadhorse for start of 2-week shift*

“Been fluctuating between -90 and -100 with windchill this week”

ACA-SCUSE ME
January 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
If I ever die.

My funeral better be a roast. No crying bullshit.
January 11, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I literally only put my two noise cancelling earbuds in when I hear a child start yelling on a plane. Otherwise, only one in.
January 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
The best
Pacifying my rage by inventing new ways to do Bladewiggles. 🙂‍↔️ My offering to @wolfpupblade.bsky.social for healing vibes 😌
January 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Fuck your AI art.
If you plead ignorance, fuck you too.
January 8, 2026 at 2:01 AM
My toxic trait is keeping someone unblocked so I can see how unhinged they are and can get.
January 7, 2026 at 9:52 PM
FYI. Me telling you in DM’s that I’m not interested in sexual discussions does not mean I am not okay.

The follow up should be a change of topic, and not a:

“OMG ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?”
January 5, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I know this is a pikachu speedo, but as a dog, I feel like Yamper or Boltund make more sense.
January 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Finding out Josh Hutcherson’s favourite board game is Twilight Imperium wasn’t on my 2026 BINGO card, but here we are!

www.tiktok.com/t/ZThehdwgU
It takes Josh Hutcherson nine hours to play his favorite board game, Twilight Imperium 😨 #FallonTonight #JoshHutcherson #ILoveLA #TwilightImperium #JimmyFallon
TikTok video by FallonTonight
www.tiktok.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:19 AM
This jock has built in instructions for you puppy.
January 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Hello I am an unpadded stanchion at the end of a hockey bench at Northern Michigan University
January 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
See a bulge, share a bulge.
January 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
From -80F to 80F in one week.

Happy New Years Pups and Non-Pups
January 1, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Seeing a sweat pants themed night at a bar, and its not in Seattle when I’m home?

Homophobic.
December 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Sending me an unsolicited dick pic then following that up with a “and where’s your meat?” message?

Jail.
December 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I keep getting advertised this “home gym” with a mirror that trains tou using Ai (ew).

But the markdown is 96% from its normal price and its just… fucking what?!?!
December 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The first video of Blade out in Alaska at the Raven taken by @akcynderspawn.bsky.social…. 2019 Christmas time.
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
AWRF
December 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I love this dog.
early thong and harness Xmas present from @scoutmasterjohn.bsky.social 😈😈
December 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
So what if I brought my gay furry hockey team’s jersey to Alaska to wear on Xmas with all my Republican coworkers.

Get into it.
December 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM