https://linktr.ee/dadger
He/Him
Been an awful good boy,
Santa, badger, so hurry up and hump me tonight~~ 🎶
A lovely art gift by @fatdoodleboof.bsky.social
Been an awful good boy,
Santa, badger, so hurry up and hump me tonight~~ 🎶
A lovely art gift by @fatdoodleboof.bsky.social
commission for @dragondeeznuts.bsky.social 🗜️
commission for @dragondeeznuts.bsky.social 🗜️
Hi, Sorry to trouble you. We're going door to door to warn folks that
feral, horny, chubby dads have been spotted in the neighborhood.
Okay, well please exercise caution if you are approached. They're very hung and have not nutted in weeks.
Thanks for your time.
Hi, Sorry to trouble you. We're going door to door to warn folks that
feral, horny, chubby dads have been spotted in the neighborhood.
Okay, well please exercise caution if you are approached. They're very hung and have not nutted in weeks.
Thanks for your time.
...Unless...
...Unless...
*Lifts up Volibears' enormous nuts.*
*Lifts up Volibears' enormous nuts.*
...I mean... Good morning...
...I mean... Good morning...