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Level 1 Diagnostic-runner, self-sealing stem bolt enthusiast
I think if you put the slack notification sound in a commercial for slack I should be able to ring your doorbell in the middle of the night as much as I want, forever
January 30, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I think if you put the slack notification sound in a commercial for slack I should be able to ring your doorbell in the middle of the night as much as I want, forever
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Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"
January 18, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"
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The Third Man (1949)
January 17, 2026 at 12:25 AM
The Third Man (1949)
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i dunno what you can say to get electeds to do anything if “they flashbanged a baby” doesn’t do it
January 15, 2026 at 5:16 PM
i dunno what you can say to get electeds to do anything if “they flashbanged a baby” doesn’t do it
after the passing of Scott Adams, ties are to be lowered to half curl
January 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
after the passing of Scott Adams, ties are to be lowered to half curl
I don’t know how you look at the stuffed animals in that car next to an airbag covered in gore and not feel some of the worst things you can possibly feel
you can’t sweep this under the rug — it’s all gotta come down
you can’t sweep this under the rug — it’s all gotta come down
January 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I don’t know how you look at the stuffed animals in that car next to an airbag covered in gore and not feel some of the worst things you can possibly feel
you can’t sweep this under the rug — it’s all gotta come down
you can’t sweep this under the rug — it’s all gotta come down
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Go ahead. Call me a "dillweed" again, you jackal. You brigand. But ask yourself this: where would the noble pickle be,, without the dilled weed's humble fronds
October 22, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Go ahead. Call me a "dillweed" again, you jackal. You brigand. But ask yourself this: where would the noble pickle be,, without the dilled weed's humble fronds
growing up in my town was crazy. I remember one time this kid Doug threw a rock at an abandoned house and it ended up knocking the whole thing down. turns out it was the childhood home of this other girl in our class. it was fucked up. there was also a blue kid who made honking sounds.
December 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
growing up in my town was crazy. I remember one time this kid Doug threw a rock at an abandoned house and it ended up knocking the whole thing down. turns out it was the childhood home of this other girl in our class. it was fucked up. there was also a blue kid who made honking sounds.
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These loathsome creatures who call themselves Democrats seem to believe that every trans person exists on an ice floe you can gently push out to sea. But trans people, besides being people in and of themselves, have families and friends and communities, and now we're coming for you.
December 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
These loathsome creatures who call themselves Democrats seem to believe that every trans person exists on an ice floe you can gently push out to sea. But trans people, besides being people in and of themselves, have families and friends and communities, and now we're coming for you.
the rosebud;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!; economy
Sources: Disney's Sora deal is entirely in OpenAI stock rather than a cash licensing fee; Disney has the option to buy additional stock beyond the $1B stake (Bloomberg)
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December 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
the rosebud;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!; economy
after all these years it’s still a bit strange to me that they give you RL Stine’s name in the last round of Wheel of Fortune but I guess that just speaks to his success and influence as an author
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
after all these years it’s still a bit strange to me that they give you RL Stine’s name in the last round of Wheel of Fortune but I guess that just speaks to his success and influence as an author
when you’re so excited to be a freshman in college that you can’t sit still on the subway
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
when you’re so excited to be a freshman in college that you can’t sit still on the subway
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(RFK Jr. voice) come on barbie let's go party
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
(RFK Jr. voice) come on barbie let's go party
happy The Friday That It Finally Happens, everybody
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
happy The Friday That It Finally Happens, everybody
(RFK Jr. voice) come on barbie let's go party
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
(RFK Jr. voice) come on barbie let's go party
oh OK.
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
oh OK.
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Charles Chatterton Cheese
June 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Charles Chatterton Cheese
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how does donald trump keep breaking all these norms when all i'm doing is repeatedly suggesting he might do that with softball questions and then writing up the answers as if it's not a settled issue and attributing equal validity to his sundowning avarice and the written constitution
hes not allowed to run for a third term so why are you even asking him
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
how does donald trump keep breaking all these norms when all i'm doing is repeatedly suggesting he might do that with softball questions and then writing up the answers as if it's not a settled issue and attributing equal validity to his sundowning avarice and the written constitution
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all I remember is waking up wanting to make sure I didn’t forget about this awesome joke
March 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
all I remember is waking up wanting to make sure I didn’t forget about this awesome joke
what did he know and when did he know it
October 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
what did he know and when did he know it
sad to learn I was cut from every scene in One Battle After Another. I was the guy following the characters around, gesturing to all of the stuff that was happening and going, "you're surprised by this?"
September 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
sad to learn I was cut from every scene in One Battle After Another. I was the guy following the characters around, gesturing to all of the stuff that was happening and going, "you're surprised by this?"
for his funeral they’re gonna sit him up in his favorite chair and put a blunt in his hand
September 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
for his funeral they’re gonna sit him up in his favorite chair and put a blunt in his hand
hello, @jtkantor.bsky.social !
any chance my partner and I hear a bit if pulp’s “common people” at the park today?
any chance my partner and I hear a bit if pulp’s “common people” at the park today?
September 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
hello, @jtkantor.bsky.social !
any chance my partner and I hear a bit if pulp’s “common people” at the park today?
any chance my partner and I hear a bit if pulp’s “common people” at the park today?
don't even talk to me in the morning until I've had my Edible Arrangement
August 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
don't even talk to me in the morning until I've had my Edible Arrangement