never helps out in the yard
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Level 1 Diagnostic-runner, self-sealing stem bolt enthusiast
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Charles Chatterton Cheese
June 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Charles Chatterton Cheese
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how does donald trump keep breaking all these norms when all i'm doing is repeatedly suggesting he might do that with softball questions and then writing up the answers as if it's not a settled issue and attributing equal validity to his sundowning avarice and the written constitution
hes not allowed to run for a third term so why are you even asking him
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
how does donald trump keep breaking all these norms when all i'm doing is repeatedly suggesting he might do that with softball questions and then writing up the answers as if it's not a settled issue and attributing equal validity to his sundowning avarice and the written constitution
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all I remember is waking up wanting to make sure I didn’t forget about this awesome joke
March 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
all I remember is waking up wanting to make sure I didn’t forget about this awesome joke
what did he know and when did he know it
October 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
what did he know and when did he know it
sad to learn I was cut from every scene in One Battle After Another. I was the guy following the characters around, gesturing to all of the stuff that was happening and going, "you're surprised by this?"
September 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
sad to learn I was cut from every scene in One Battle After Another. I was the guy following the characters around, gesturing to all of the stuff that was happening and going, "you're surprised by this?"
for his funeral they’re gonna sit him up in his favorite chair and put a blunt in his hand
September 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
for his funeral they’re gonna sit him up in his favorite chair and put a blunt in his hand
hello, @jtkantor.bsky.social !
any chance my partner and I hear a bit if pulp’s “common people” at the park today?
any chance my partner and I hear a bit if pulp’s “common people” at the park today?
September 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
hello, @jtkantor.bsky.social !
any chance my partner and I hear a bit if pulp’s “common people” at the park today?
any chance my partner and I hear a bit if pulp’s “common people” at the park today?
don't even talk to me in the morning until I've had my Edible Arrangement
August 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
don't even talk to me in the morning until I've had my Edible Arrangement
the rosebud scene from citizen kane except it’s george r.r. martin and a tenga egg
August 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
the rosebud scene from citizen kane except it’s george r.r. martin and a tenga egg
say what you will about hulk hogan but it’s sad that he died because he had explosive diarrhea and then slipped on all of the diarrhea and fell down six flights of steps and puked all over himself the whole way down while also getting the diarrhea all over his mouth at the same time
Hulk Hogan has died at 71, TMZ reports
Hulk Hogan Dead at 71
Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has died at 71 years old, TMZ Sports has learned.
www.tmz.com
July 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
say what you will about hulk hogan but it’s sad that he died because he had explosive diarrhea and then slipped on all of the diarrhea and fell down six flights of steps and puked all over himself the whole way down while also getting the diarrhea all over his mouth at the same time
you’re not reelin in the years, bro? you’re seriously not stowin away the time?? lmao. grow up.
July 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
you’re not reelin in the years, bro? you’re seriously not stowin away the time?? lmao. grow up.
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We have to agree today to vote for the imaginary worst candidate possible. What don't you purists get about that? We have to commit to that now. We cannot come up with any better guy than someone you already hate. Grow up.
July 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
We have to agree today to vote for the imaginary worst candidate possible. What don't you purists get about that? We have to commit to that now. We cannot come up with any better guy than someone you already hate. Grow up.
“I Get Around” is one of the all-time best songs that’s about being cool as hell
June 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
“I Get Around” is one of the all-time best songs that’s about being cool as hell
Charles Chatterton Cheese
June 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Charles Chatterton Cheese
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we should make a nice big disgusting mucky pit for all the ICE guys to spend the rest of their lives in 😀 you could put glass over the top so everyone can look down and see them getting sick and weak in the mud ☺️
June 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
we should make a nice big disgusting mucky pit for all the ICE guys to spend the rest of their lives in 😀 you could put glass over the top so everyone can look down and see them getting sick and weak in the mud ☺️
I was watching the pokemon anime and they were using that crazy technology to transfer a pokeball from ash to professor oak and I swear to god my brain goes, “well that’s not possible”
May 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I was watching the pokemon anime and they were using that crazy technology to transfer a pokeball from ash to professor oak and I swear to god my brain goes, “well that’s not possible”
look I’m not up on the taxonomy, OK?
May 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
look I’m not up on the taxonomy, OK?
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to celebrate the release of Final Destination Bloodlines here’s my favorite line in the entire Final Destination series
May 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
to celebrate the release of Final Destination Bloodlines here’s my favorite line in the entire Final Destination series
to celebrate the release of Final Destination Bloodlines here’s my favorite line in the entire Final Destination series
May 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
to celebrate the release of Final Destination Bloodlines here’s my favorite line in the entire Final Destination series
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the last living NYT writer on earth, scrawling into a sewer wall: “While the landscape has certainly changed, some experts are not convinced that I will be eaten at all.”
February 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
the last living NYT writer on earth, scrawling into a sewer wall: “While the landscape has certainly changed, some experts are not convinced that I will be eaten at all.”
words-mattering myself into ignoring what's plainly obvious: a new york times tradition
Corruption requires explict quid pro quo. It is not corrupt to take an action that aligns with the interest of a person who gives you a gift, unless the official action was in direct response to that gift--a bribe. Terms matter. Accuracy and fairness matters. Regardless of what social media wants.
May 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
words-mattering myself into ignoring what's plainly obvious: a new york times tradition
reminder to check my FICO score? reminder to go FUCK yourself
May 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
reminder to check my FICO score? reminder to go FUCK yourself
honestly someone at q-tips was really cooking when they came up with this slogan
April 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
honestly someone at q-tips was really cooking when they came up with this slogan
Somehow, a TV series focused on Palpatine was in development at some point.
A TV series focused on Palpatine was in development at some point.
(Source: variety.com/2025/film/fe...)
(Source: variety.com/2025/film/fe...)
April 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Somehow, a TV series focused on Palpatine was in development at some point.