never helps out in the yard
@easydoesit.bsky.social
Level 1 Diagnostic-runner, self-sealing stem bolt enthusiast
big-time Shining “great party” vibes
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
big-time Shining “great party” vibes
you gonna ring the bell??
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
you gonna ring the bell??
mmm yes, waiter, your finest pringle, please.
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
mmm yes, waiter, your finest pringle, please.
imagining moira quirk saying “slam-a-jama” is making me feel so relaxed. like if my brain could crack its back.
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
imagining moira quirk saying “slam-a-jama” is making me feel so relaxed. like if my brain could crack its back.
what is wrong with you
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
what is wrong with you
holy fucking shit
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
holy fucking shit
"I'm tired of being an expert at holding my keys, my phone, and my wallet at the same time."
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"I'm tired of being an expert at holding my keys, my phone, and my wallet at the same time."
this is what we call a self-inflicted Home Alone
November 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
this is what we call a self-inflicted Home Alone
I forgot all about the guy that wanted to park his bicycle in the tattoo shop
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I forgot all about the guy that wanted to park his bicycle in the tattoo shop
I had to look it up and there's a fucking story? what??
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I had to look it up and there's a fucking story? what??
hi I didn't know my most annoying neighbor was on bluesky
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
hi I didn't know my most annoying neighbor was on bluesky
the bonfires thing is so oddly specific, like it's gotta be from the deepest, most deranged depths of TV tropes dot org. it's the type of goofy characterization that only makes sense to a few dozen people who happened to be watching the same two sitcoms in 1991.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
the bonfires thing is so oddly specific, like it's gotta be from the deepest, most deranged depths of TV tropes dot org. it's the type of goofy characterization that only makes sense to a few dozen people who happened to be watching the same two sitcoms in 1991.
RIP to an absolute legend and thanks for the reminder.
November 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
RIP to an absolute legend and thanks for the reminder.
what are you seeing?
November 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
what are you seeing?
holy shit dude
glad you made it back
glad you made it back
November 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
holy shit dude
glad you made it back
glad you made it back
Grok, so help me, I am this close to blocking you, pal
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Grok, so help me, I am this close to blocking you, pal
yeah I read your stupid shit the first time please just shut up
November 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
yeah I read your stupid shit the first time please just shut up
read what you fucking wrote
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
read what you fucking wrote
shut up dumb ass
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
shut up dumb ass
finally time to hang em up
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
finally time to hang em up