Earl F***ing Weaver
@earlfckinweaver.bsky.social
Pitching, defense, & the 3-run HR. Loves tomatoes and cussing out umps. Hates pretty much everything else.
THIS IS A F***ING PARODY ACCOUNT, ya sumbitches!
THIS IS A F***ING PARODY ACCOUNT, ya sumbitches!
Pinned
Is that old hyperbaric bed that Michael Jackson slept in available? It'd probably go for cheap. Or can we at least get him something better than a Kohl's level mattress topper & pillows? Maybe Rubie can splurge and go to Bed Bath & Beyond or some goddamn thing?
Jordan Westburg said there was no particular event that caused his oblique issue, just woke up sore one morning. Got an MRI in Baltimore.
Westburg is feeling better now, but taking it “day by day” and doesn’t want to put a timetable on it. Happy with how things are progressing.
Westburg is feeling better now, but taking it “day by day” and doesn’t want to put a timetable on it. Happy with how things are progressing.
February 13, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Is that old hyperbaric bed that Michael Jackson slept in available? It'd probably go for cheap. Or can we at least get him something better than a Kohl's level mattress topper & pillows? Maybe Rubie can splurge and go to Bed Bath & Beyond or some goddamn thing?
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I’m also thinking about the time Bill Clinton was impeached for - no, really, you won’t possibly believe what Bill Clinton was impeached for given <gestures at everything happening fifty times a day now>
For no particular reason I'm thinking about the time Bill Clinton admitted he smoked pot once in college and it was a month-long administration paralyzing scandal
February 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I’m also thinking about the time Bill Clinton was impeached for - no, really, you won’t possibly believe what Bill Clinton was impeached for given <gestures at everything happening fifty times a day now>
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
Today would be an excellent goddamn day for Mike Elias to yank his head out of his ass long enough to sign Danny Coulombe to a fucking contract. #Orioles #Birdland #DoIt
a man wearing sunglasses and a green jacket is standing in a crowd and says `` do it '' .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a green jacket is standing in a crowd and says `` do it '' .
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February 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Fuck these fucking ghouls. Hell is too good for them. I need Nuremberg 2 to put ALL of these fuckers in front of a goddamn firing squad.
CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old.
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
7-Year-Old Migrant Girl Dies Of Dehydration And Shock In U.S. Border Patrol Custody
The girl's death underscores the crisis precipitated by large groups of families seeking asylum where there are inadequate facilities to detain them.
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February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Fuck these fucking ghouls. Hell is too good for them. I need Nuremberg 2 to put ALL of these fuckers in front of a goddamn firing squad.
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Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
Bring that shit to Baltimore, motherfuckers. I fucking dare you. We ain't gonna have frogs or drum circles. We are gonna bring the goddamn ruckus.
The administration is relocating ICE agents to other parts of the country to see if they can achieve better results with the same tactics there.
If you're outside the Twin Cities, learn and replicate their model for resistance.
If you're in the Twin Cities, keep your networks intact and carry on.🖤
If you're outside the Twin Cities, learn and replicate their model for resistance.
If you're in the Twin Cities, keep your networks intact and carry on.🖤
February 13, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Bring that shit to Baltimore, motherfuckers. I fucking dare you. We ain't gonna have frogs or drum circles. We are gonna bring the goddamn ruckus.
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In honor of Black History Month, here's a thread with one book recommendation a day.
February 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
In honor of Black History Month, here's a thread with one book recommendation a day.
You need to read this entire thread. Then, you need to act.
I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
1/
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
1/
February 12, 2026 at 12:13 PM
You need to read this entire thread. Then, you need to act.
Shades of www.youtube.com/watch?v=bigZ...
February 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Shades of www.youtube.com/watch?v=bigZ...
Me cago en estos malditos hijos de puta.
Alford: "On Bad Bunny - we're still investigating. There's info out about the lyrics. I don't speak fluent Spanish, but if it's true what was said on natl TV, we have a lot of Qs for entities that broadcast it & we'll be talking w/ the FCC. This could be worse than the Janet wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Me cago en estos malditos hijos de puta.
DANNY COULOMBE IS FUCKING SITTING THERE, WAITING TO BE SIGNED, GODDAMMIT!!!!!
Elias: "I think we’ve got a very strong bullpen and I think we have a demonstrated ability with our pitching program and our pitching coaches to bring in guys from the outside, hopefully coach them up a little bit, and continue to improve players. So, I think the bullpen’s going to be very good.”
February 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
DANNY COULOMBE IS FUCKING SITTING THERE, WAITING TO BE SIGNED, GODDAMMIT!!!!!
Sam Darnold sounds like something Yosemite Sam says after Bugs Bunny bests him.
a cartoon of a man with a beard and the words hackin-frackin sassa-frassin dad-burnit
ALT: a cartoon of a man with a beard and the words hackin-frackin sassa-frassin dad-burnit
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February 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Sam Darnold sounds like something Yosemite Sam says after Bugs Bunny bests him.
Nomad. Vagabond. Call me what you will.
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Nomad. Vagabond. Call me what you will.
For once, me saying "For Christ's sake!" ain't fucking blasphemy.
the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
For once, me saying "For Christ's sake!" ain't fucking blasphemy.
Okay, NOW I'm gonna need NE to score at least a FG so SEA doesn't beome the 1st team to score a shutout, because that will negate the Ravens D in 2001 that didn't give up any points in SB 35*.
*Special teams scores don't count.
*Special teams scores don't count.
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Okay, NOW I'm gonna need NE to score at least a FG so SEA doesn't beome the 1st team to score a shutout, because that will negate the Ravens D in 2001 that didn't give up any points in SB 35*.
*Special teams scores don't count.
*Special teams scores don't count.
Little Wing
YouTube video by Stevie Ray Vaughan - Topic
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February 7, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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An observation I've been thinking about:
Around 2020, we were told that US political & corporate elites had been gripped by "wokeness" & thus become obsessed with climate change & diversity. This wokeness was alleged to be so severe & monomaniacal that it threatened the entire culture & economy.
Around 2020, we were told that US political & corporate elites had been gripped by "wokeness" & thus become obsessed with climate change & diversity. This wokeness was alleged to be so severe & monomaniacal that it threatened the entire culture & economy.
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
An observation I've been thinking about:
Around 2020, we were told that US political & corporate elites had been gripped by "wokeness" & thus become obsessed with climate change & diversity. This wokeness was alleged to be so severe & monomaniacal that it threatened the entire culture & economy.
Around 2020, we were told that US political & corporate elites had been gripped by "wokeness" & thus become obsessed with climate change & diversity. This wokeness was alleged to be so severe & monomaniacal that it threatened the entire culture & economy.
@dicknixon.bsky.social - Sir, any thoughts on the passing of Sonny Jurgensen?
February 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
@dicknixon.bsky.social - Sir, any thoughts on the passing of Sonny Jurgensen?
I'm really gonna need some reporters in the gaggle listening to Mike Johnson blaspheme in the name of hate to have that Trump video of Barack & Michelle Obama (that I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT SHARE IN ANY FORM) 1/2
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I'm really gonna need some reporters in the gaggle listening to Mike Johnson blaspheme in the name of hate to have that Trump video of Barack & Michelle Obama (that I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT SHARE IN ANY FORM) 1/2
Post a pic from whatever device you're using without explanation.
February 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Post a pic from whatever device you're using without explanation.
I get my news from a reliable source
February 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I get my news from a reliable source
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When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:
February 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards: