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Earl F***ing Weaver
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Pitching, defense, & the 3-run HR. Loves tomatoes and cussing out umps. Hates pretty much everything else.

THIS IS A F***ING PARODY ACCOUNT, ya sumbitches!
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I do not get this fucking trade AT ALL. #Birdland #Orioles #GRod
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Join me in adding this book to your cart from wherever you buy books right now. Since I'm a local bookstore kind of guy, I'm hitting up @snugbooksbmore.bsky.social after I go to Zeke's.
Two centuries before the Trail of Tears, English colonists drove Maryland's Indigenous tribes from their land. The Piscataway Nation wants people to know their story. "We're still here," says tribe member Gabrielle Tayac. #NativeAmericanHeritageMonth
We’re Still Here: The Still-Evolving Story of the Piscataway Nation
Two centuries before the Trail of Tears, English colonists drove Maryland’s Indigenous tribes from their land. Piscataway descendants want people to know their history.
www.baltimoremagazine.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
HIDE YOUR DUGOUT PHONES! DAVID ORTIZ IS IN THE BUILDING!
Big Papi hits the BIG 5-0 today!

Wishing a happy 50th birthday to @RedSox legend David Ortiz! 🎉
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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As tensions increase between the United States and Canada, some Trump staffers worry that new travel restrictions may make it more difficult for them to visit their girlfriends.
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Every time I see concept art for the new screen this pops into my head.
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
How soon until Emery Jones Jr. is named a starter over Faalele? I feel like it's gotta be coming soon. #RavensFlock
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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You have to be cold. You have to force yourself. As much as possible you have to operate on interests, not feelings. Which is difficult because hate is a feeling. So you can't look it directly in the eye at first. You step away, clear your mind, try to discern your classes of enemy.
Sir, how do you learn how to hate?
September 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The people who need to understand this will never see it. But one day they'll understand whether they want to or not. music.youtube.com/watch?v=Htri...
Sleeping Dogs
YouTube video by Blackberry Smoke - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Ordering to-go from an AYCE buffet is the dumbest goddamn thing I've ever heard of. No one goes to Golden Corral for the food*. You go because you're really fucking hungry or you have a 14-year-old son who is eating you out of house & home & you need a break.
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
1) There's no way in hell I'm dropping $600 for this gaudy damn thing.
2) I wouldn't mind it being part of the 2026 HR celebration. #Orioles #Birdland

www.mlbshop.com/baltimore-or...
Baltimore Orioles WWE Legacy Title Belt
You'll feel like a champion with this Baltimore Orioles WWE Legacy Title Belt in your collection. This belt is the perfect piece whether it's for your game-day fit or to be displayed in your fan cave. The Baltimore Orioles graphics and design, will make you feel like your favorite WWE Superstars every time you watch your team take the field.
www.mlbshop.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Hey Baltimore, if/when they send the jackboots here, we should adopt this as well as the dancing frogs (or whatever we got on clearance from Spirit Halloween).

I know my neighborhood is one of the ones they're targeting. They ain't getting MY neighbors without a fight.
“Short bursts indicate an ICE sighting. Long whistles indicate agents making arrests. If you hear the whistle and you’re undocumented, said [Whitney Hu, a community activist and organizer with South Brooklyn Mutual Aid], ‘you hide. And if you’re somebody who’s not, you go to the street.’”
As ICE Street Raids Ramp Up, New Yorkers Stock Up On Whistles
Taking a cue from Chicago, community groups have distributed thousands of whistles in recent weeks — a grassroots system people in other cities have adopted to help neighbors sound the alarm.
www.thecity.nyc
November 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
@dicknixon.bsky.social Sir, I was wondering if you caught any of the new Ken Burns documentary that aired last night. The Historians At The Movies group was covering it live. There were some enlighening & educational posts.
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Olivia Nuzzi needs an editor. I would be happy to meet her for a private session.

by Larry Summers
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene IS this meme right now.
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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It's TRANS AWARENESS WEEK and that means it's a great week to ignore the hysterical nonsense of bigots and understand that Trans people are awesome and deserve respect and love.
a cartoon drawing of a bear holding a heart
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a bear holding a heart
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?
O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.
Robert George has resigned from the Heritage board of trustees.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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I think the tarring and feathering scene in HBO's John Adams series does a good job with representing the public violence in places like Boston in the years leading up to independence. #KenBurns #HATM www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMeB...
Tarring and Feathering
YouTube video by William Stuchell (HD)
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Tarring & feathering is fucking brutal cruelty. The fact that it's become shorthand for anything other than the absolute naked cruelty that it was is frankly horrifying. #HATM
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The fact that one of the most galvanizing and celebrated moments of the lead-in to the American Revolution was a bunch of white guys doing redface is one of the least surprising things in American History. #HATM
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The Tea Act of 1773 led the nascent Americans to switch to coffee to drink along with their squirrel meat, which was an unexpected turning point of the Revolution. We were on Colonial meth #HATM
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I noticed that too with how the last fantastic four movie ripped off the powers from The Incredibles. It’s pretty funny when you notice these things
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Most of the population of North America is indigenous. Such an important point given one of the major consequences of the American Revolution and the broader trajectory of the new nation throughout the nineteenth century. #KenBurns #HATM
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I appreciate what I believe is the conscious choice to have the African-American historians being at the forefront of the conversation of slavery in pre-Revolutionary America. Ken Burns knows how to hate #HATM
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
George Washington helped forge a new nation because his birth nation dumped him. He was the Colonial Taylor Swift #HATM
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM