octopus: absolutely NOT!!! ppppTTTHHTHH
dog: oh my goodness! oh my! i’ll sniff over here instead
30s later
dog: hello may i sniff
octopus: absolutely NOT!!! ppppTTTHHTHH
dog: oh my goodness! oh my! i’ll sniff over here instead
30s later
dog: hello may i sniff
🧶💙🐑
🧶💙🐑
me: abcdefg, hij—
operator: wait lemme get a pen
me: you don’t need a pen. don’t worry! i’ll teach you
operator: doesn’t work for me. i’m a visual learner
me: okay. well i got run over by a dump truck at 14th and oak
operator: yep i’ll roll an ambo, hang tight
me: thanks
me: abcdefg, hij—
operator: wait lemme get a pen
me: you don’t need a pen. don’t worry! i’ll teach you
operator: doesn’t work for me. i’m a visual learner
me: okay. well i got run over by a dump truck at 14th and oak
operator: yep i’ll roll an ambo, hang tight
me: thanks
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Letter to Victor Gollancz
8 January 1940
Letter to Victor Gollancz
8 January 1940