Dyl The Funky Homosexual
@dylhelmscream.bsky.social
26, they/she, mostly posts about music and games, gf to @PenisMadnessGirl.bsky.social 💚, occasionally NSFW
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When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
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Its brain fell out 🤷♂️ Not my problem.
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Its brain fell out 🤷♂️ Not my problem.
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daron malakian: i buy my crack, my smack my bitch right here in hollywood
serj tankian: drug money is used to rig elections and train brutal corporate sponsored dictators around the world
rick rubin: dude this is so fucking good i’m gonna put kanye onto hitler
serj tankian: drug money is used to rig elections and train brutal corporate sponsored dictators around the world
rick rubin: dude this is so fucking good i’m gonna put kanye onto hitler
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
daron malakian: i buy my crack, my smack my bitch right here in hollywood
serj tankian: drug money is used to rig elections and train brutal corporate sponsored dictators around the world
rick rubin: dude this is so fucking good i’m gonna put kanye onto hitler
serj tankian: drug money is used to rig elections and train brutal corporate sponsored dictators around the world
rick rubin: dude this is so fucking good i’m gonna put kanye onto hitler
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every driver is evil. if you have a car, you become evil while you're driving. that's simply the nature of the machine. "self-defensive driving" is a technique you must master to defend against your driver self, who desperately wants to run over pedestrians and cyclists
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
every driver is evil. if you have a car, you become evil while you're driving. that's simply the nature of the machine. "self-defensive driving" is a technique you must master to defend against your driver self, who desperately wants to run over pedestrians and cyclists
Are you fuckin stupid???????
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Are you fuckin stupid???????
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
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ppl rlly seemed to like femcel coconuts lol
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
ppl rlly seemed to like femcel coconuts lol
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time flies when you're speeding, keeding
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
time flies when you're speeding, keeding
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banger DaThings bit
March 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
banger DaThings bit
Playing Turok 2008 after playing the other games is making me realize the avg Turok fan has shit taste
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Playing Turok 2008 after playing the other games is making me realize the avg Turok fan has shit taste
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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this is one of the few good exchanges with grok on twitter
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
this is one of the few good exchanges with grok on twitter
I just realized that I hate Cake’s cover of I Will Survive
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I just realized that I hate Cake’s cover of I Will Survive
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its always a good time to post this
November 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
its always a good time to post this
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every single line of this
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
every single line of this
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Doubt it's my favorite, but it's one I think about at least once a week
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Doubt it's my favorite, but it's one I think about at least once a week
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time to be obsessed with "no talk me angy" Godzilla
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
time to be obsessed with "no talk me angy" Godzilla
Turok: Evolution review is up! Man this game really took it out of me. bckl.gg/pIvA
Umulamahri's review of Turok: Evolution | Backloggd
TUROKTOBER PART 4: <a rel='nofollow' target='_blank' href='https://youtu.be/9Nzl8EXGODc?si=t3yLhppFDl6qh2Ia'>DON’T GO BACK TUROKVILLE</a><br><br>I want to say off the top: DAMN good cover art. My firs...
bckl.gg
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Turok: Evolution review is up! Man this game really took it out of me. bckl.gg/pIvA
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Burger Becky’s gofundme for cancer treatment is now for a funeral service.
To my knowledge we’ve not yet lost her, but she has announced that her doctors have informed her there is nothing more that can be done
To my knowledge we’ve not yet lost her, but she has announced that her doctors have informed her there is nothing more that can be done
I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle gofund.me/6850175a3
Donate to Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer, organized by Rebecca Heineman
I’m Rebecca Ann Heineman. The very first video game champion, creat… Rebecca Heineman needs your support for Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer
gofund.me
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Burger Becky’s gofundme for cancer treatment is now for a funeral service.
To my knowledge we’ve not yet lost her, but she has announced that her doctors have informed her there is nothing more that can be done
To my knowledge we’ve not yet lost her, but she has announced that her doctors have informed her there is nothing more that can be done