evan
@evanonline.bsky.social
i'm a they/them in my 30s and i do ring racers addons, pixel art, and compulsive shitposting. on rare occasions i retweet hotted anime characters, so no kids.
it sounds like funny, but it's not.
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https://evanonline.neocities.org/
it sounds like funny, but it's not.
(icon by evan stanley)
https://evanonline.neocities.org/
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anyone know if mario is ok...? they let someone else become slime again, and i know he's gonna take it hard...
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 AM
anyone know if mario is ok...? they let someone else become slime again, and i know he's gonna take it hard...
if i had a million dollars for every racing game with a bad lyrical main theme to come out in 2025, i'd have 2 million dollars. which is a lot and would help me and my friends
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
if i had a million dollars for every racing game with a bad lyrical main theme to come out in 2025, i'd have 2 million dollars. which is a lot and would help me and my friends
bro i don't know what to do with my monday at work without beautiful discs
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
bro i don't know what to do with my monday at work without beautiful discs
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all the usual categories. just the most basic and vital information
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
all the usual categories. just the most basic and vital information
🔥 FORTNITE TEASING A POKEMON SEASON 🔥
HOMER CLONES WILL HEAD TO ASH & MAY'S WEDDING STARTING NEXT WEEK
Source: Epic Games
HOMER CLONES WILL HEAD TO ASH & MAY'S WEDDING STARTING NEXT WEEK
Source: Epic Games
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
🔥 FORTNITE TEASING A POKEMON SEASON 🔥
HOMER CLONES WILL HEAD TO ASH & MAY'S WEDDING STARTING NEXT WEEK
Source: Epic Games
HOMER CLONES WILL HEAD TO ASH & MAY'S WEDDING STARTING NEXT WEEK
Source: Epic Games
i didn't really expect this to be the next ring racers guy i'd do. it just sort of happened this weekend. i was hit with inspiration... when i ran that poll in august, this was literally the least-voted-for character
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
i didn't really expect this to be the next ring racers guy i'd do. it just sort of happened this weekend. i was hit with inspiration... when i ran that poll in august, this was literally the least-voted-for character
discovered & learned that archie sonic did two different robotnik galactuses
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 AM
discovered & learned that archie sonic did two different robotnik galactuses
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wow! the breasts of a fictional character
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
wow! the breasts of a fictional character
it's honestly awesome that my new insurance has this 3D render of my medication so you can see that, yes, i do take dr. mario's pill every day in order to be a functional human being.
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
it's honestly awesome that my new insurance has this 3D render of my medication so you can see that, yes, i do take dr. mario's pill every day in order to be a functional human being.
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im looking forward to being able to twist the knobs on the settings in the final release of air riders. the unbridled mania of 16P matches with 3 or 4 events in 5 minutes is PERFECT for random online play but im gonna enjoy tightening things in smaller groups
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
im looking forward to being able to twist the knobs on the settings in the final release of air riders. the unbridled mania of 16P matches with 3 or 4 events in 5 minutes is PERFECT for random online play but im gonna enjoy tightening things in smaller groups
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The Girls Are Fighting
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Girls Are Fighting
not sure about a ring racers stream tomorrow. wanna get back to it with 2.4 out, but i REALLY want to get a proper stream setup detached from streamlabs and i don't have that yet. been a busy & crap week for me
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
not sure about a ring racers stream tomorrow. wanna get back to it with 2.4 out, but i REALLY want to get a proper stream setup detached from streamlabs and i don't have that yet. been a busy & crap week for me
ugh... what did I DO last night...
November 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
ugh... what did I DO last night...
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i like them. moon bunny fairy from france
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i like them. moon bunny fairy from france
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November 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
was looking over an old discord channel where my friends and i were trading SRB2 kart ghosts amongst ourselves as our covid lockdown activity. yeah dude you're never gonna figure that out
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
was looking over an old discord channel where my friends and i were trading SRB2 kart ghosts amongst ourselves as our covid lockdown activity. yeah dude you're never gonna figure that out
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July 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the bully in planet 51 goes so far past normal cartoon bullying. he tries to get a scholarship in a subject he's not even interested in, just to keep lem from going to college. that's the kind of shit you do if you post on stalker forums
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
the bully in planet 51 goes so far past normal cartoon bullying. he tries to get a scholarship in a subject he's not even interested in, just to keep lem from going to college. that's the kind of shit you do if you post on stalker forums
i am getting the feeling that 50% of my air riders time is going to be spent fucking around in the paddock with my friends
November 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
i am getting the feeling that 50% of my air riders time is going to be spent fucking around in the paddock with my friends
playing the air riders tutorials and im just delighted hearing all the music. im not even like the BIGGEST air ride nut but it's a very special game and it feels so crazy to play a new one
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 AM
playing the air riders tutorials and im just delighted hearing all the music. im not even like the BIGGEST air ride nut but it's a very special game and it feels so crazy to play a new one
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Is this why I don't see any posts related to Bart Simpson
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Is this why I don't see any posts related to Bart Simpson