evan
@evanonline.bsky.social
i'm a they/them in my 30s and i do ring racers addons, pixel art, and compulsive shitposting. on rare occasions i retweet hotted anime characters, so no kids.
it sounds like funny, but it's not.
https://evanonline.neocities.org/
it sounds like funny, but it's not.
https://evanonline.neocities.org/
one more obnoxious sonic glazing post it's so huge brain to do like a lounge jazz arrangement of newtrogic high zone as a chaotix theme
February 11, 2026 at 6:23 AM
one more obnoxious sonic glazing post it's so huge brain to do like a lounge jazz arrangement of newtrogic high zone as a chaotix theme
i mean this as very polite constructive criticism: i think whisper needs like 10% less vtuber ASMR vibes and 10% more raspy grumbling. this VA can definitely do her right, it's just SLIGHTLY off to me. feels mostly like a slight unfamiliarity w/ her.
tangle is like pitch perfect though. no notes
tangle is like pitch perfect though. no notes
February 11, 2026 at 4:30 AM
i mean this as very polite constructive criticism: i think whisper needs like 10% less vtuber ASMR vibes and 10% more raspy grumbling. this VA can definitely do her right, it's just SLIGHTLY off to me. feels mostly like a slight unfamiliarity w/ her.
tangle is like pitch perfect though. no notes
tangle is like pitch perfect though. no notes
listened to this week's chaotix casefiles at work, i looooove tangle being on the same obnoxious wavelength as charmy. they get it
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
listened to this week's chaotix casefiles at work, i looooove tangle being on the same obnoxious wavelength as charmy. they get it
(i mean to be fair, they were barely more than cool character designs until then, really)
February 11, 2026 at 4:04 AM
(i mean to be fair, they were barely more than cool character designs until then, really)
i remember when they announced the tangle & whisper miniseries i thought... "really... they're kinda forcing this... they don't really even do anything together... they're only smushing them together because they're both girls..."
im ashamed of my words and deeds. i wasn't fujo enough yet.
im ashamed of my words and deeds. i wasn't fujo enough yet.
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
i remember when they announced the tangle & whisper miniseries i thought... "really... they're kinda forcing this... they don't really even do anything together... they're only smushing them together because they're both girls..."
im ashamed of my words and deeds. i wasn't fujo enough yet.
im ashamed of my words and deeds. i wasn't fujo enough yet.
if theyre getting neera freedomplanet's VA for tangle then im telling you man. penny parker for surge. most obvious layup on earth
February 11, 2026 at 3:50 AM
if theyre getting neera freedomplanet's VA for tangle then im telling you man. penny parker for surge. most obvious layup on earth
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if you play dead by daylight with this controller you unlock fred flintstone as killer who can walk on tiptoes with bowling ball for temoprary speed boost gazoo debuff it Fred by daylight update
🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.
January 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
if you play dead by daylight with this controller you unlock fred flintstone as killer who can walk on tiptoes with bowling ball for temoprary speed boost gazoo debuff it Fred by daylight update
i mean... if i HAVE to... you're asking really nicely and all... i guess it'd be rude...
February 11, 2026 at 1:14 AM
i mean... if i HAVE to... you're asking really nicely and all... i guess it'd be rude...
shoutouts to the really troubling kids menu from my hometown diner in new jersey circa mid-2010s which implies they're selling, among other things, burgers made of hey arnold meat
February 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
shoutouts to the really troubling kids menu from my hometown diner in new jersey circa mid-2010s which implies they're selling, among other things, burgers made of hey arnold meat
the sonic 2 prototypes are sooo famous to me... the simon wai prototype is the big one but it was also a huge deal when fans looked at the nick arcade footage and realized that was an entirely different build, it was a bit of a white whale for a few years and a huge deal when it was found in 2006ish
February 10, 2026 at 9:28 PM
the sonic 2 prototypes are sooo famous to me... the simon wai prototype is the big one but it was also a huge deal when fans looked at the nick arcade footage and realized that was an entirely different build, it was a bit of a white whale for a few years and a huge deal when it was found in 2006ish
this guy doesn't even realize what a self-own this is. you're implying that you're the one who knows where the big doofus convention is being held
Y'know. Screw this guy.
Bob's just doing honest work to make an honest living...and he makes fun of him?
It's no wonder Bikini Bottom is always the site of some disaster or another if the people are this rude and aggressive.
Bob's just doing honest work to make an honest living...and he makes fun of him?
It's no wonder Bikini Bottom is always the site of some disaster or another if the people are this rude and aggressive.
February 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
this guy doesn't even realize what a self-own this is. you're implying that you're the one who knows where the big doofus convention is being held
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Do you know of any worthless city
that I might hate?
- Tell him
- Don't tell him
that I might hate?
- Tell him
- Don't tell him
Do you know of any cool city
that I might like?
- Tell him
- Don't tell him
that I might like?
- Tell him
- Don't tell him
February 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Do you know of any worthless city
that I might hate?
- Tell him
- Don't tell him
that I might hate?
- Tell him
- Don't tell him
i just think it was peam tbqh. especially the way they juxtaposed sonic stubbornly yapping vs tails actually trying to figure out what his opponent's Deal is. comics is good bro
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 AM
i just think it was peam tbqh. especially the way they juxtaposed sonic stubbornly yapping vs tails actually trying to figure out what his opponent's Deal is. comics is good bro
i'm not the first to comment on this but i have always loved how sonic is the one framed in an antagonistic position here, towering over surge as this insurmountable obstacle. this issue really did a great job of showing you how infuriating sonic the fucking hedgehog is even if he's the hero
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 AM
i'm not the first to comment on this but i have always loved how sonic is the one framed in an antagonistic position here, towering over surge as this insurmountable obstacle. this issue really did a great job of showing you how infuriating sonic the fucking hedgehog is even if he's the hero
someone really should have told them that 2XKO is a dogshit title
February 10, 2026 at 2:59 AM
someone really should have told them that 2XKO is a dogshit title
youtu.be/6yA6GlA1xxw this is my work day anthem
UNBEATABLE OST - SLEEPING IN
YouTube video by D-CELL
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
youtu.be/6yA6GlA1xxw this is my work day anthem
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all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that
ive told the trespasser dilbert tie joke like 5000 times but it's my best joke ever frankly
February 10, 2026 at 1:19 AM
ive told the trespasser dilbert tie joke like 5000 times but it's my best joke ever frankly
more games need something like the boob tattoo in trespasser you look down at to determine your health. my go-to idea is a dilbert game where you look down at dilbert's tie to see if it's straight and if it's not he's gotta have sex NOW (actual dilbert lore)
February 10, 2026 at 1:15 AM
more games need something like the boob tattoo in trespasser you look down at to determine your health. my go-to idea is a dilbert game where you look down at dilbert's tie to see if it's straight and if it's not he's gotta have sex NOW (actual dilbert lore)
my dear bestie charlie will draw awesome shit for you if you want
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thank you so much for your support whether you buy or share this post! 🌻
February 10, 2026 at 1:09 AM
my dear bestie charlie will draw awesome shit for you if you want
i get pegged as a younger age quite a lot! i used to be pretty insecure about it, but these days it's like. yeah i like tails and i wear dumb graphic tees so of course everyone thinks im 11 it's fine.
February 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
i get pegged as a younger age quite a lot! i used to be pretty insecure about it, but these days it's like. yeah i like tails and i wear dumb graphic tees so of course everyone thinks im 11 it's fine.
just got invited to be the diplomat for 34-year-olds to the discord teen council. i am hoping we can reach an agreeable policy on limiting redundant and/or excessive use of the gif keyboard
February 10, 2026 at 12:20 AM
just got invited to be the diplomat for 34-year-olds to the discord teen council. i am hoping we can reach an agreeable policy on limiting redundant and/or excessive use of the gif keyboard
did i get it right boss!!
February 9, 2026 at 11:02 PM
did i get it right boss!!