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evan
@evanonline.bsky.social
i'm a they/them in my 30s and i do ring racers addons, pixel art, and compulsive shitposting. on rare occasions i retweet hotted anime characters, so no kids.

it sounds like funny, but it's not.

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GDQ runner at the end of the run: our community is so welcoming, please join us any time, we'd love to have you help us push our game forward. just join the discord and wade through 100 33-year-old teenagers to maybe find our google doc telling you how to do the Mommy's Milkies Skip
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 AM
was watching a friend play majora's mask last night and we came to the conclusion that it's easier to list the characters who AREN'T perverts in that game.
January 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
tfw youre like 90% sure the art isnt AI given the artist's overall work but they drew etna's leggings as boots and it looks like an AI fuckup... but you want to retweet etna images...
January 5, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 7:32 AM
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i didnt draw the actual racer sprites yet i just like drawing the signposts
January 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
i think this past week was one of the happiest weeks of my life... got to spend ample time with literally all my favorite people and did some creative work and gameing. back to the grind tonight though
January 5, 2026 at 1:38 PM
nnnggule rook
January 5, 2026 at 1:08 PM
after 20 years i am finally using my vintage homestar runner bumper sticker
January 5, 2026 at 8:46 AM
me, defiantly, when gdq chat says everyone watching is cute www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy_H...
I'm Ugly and I'm Proud | SpongeBob SquarePants [HD]
YouTube video by DanChaotic1
www.youtube.com
January 5, 2026 at 5:58 AM
dude nightreign kicks ass
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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all the #ringracers crap i did in 2025...! (only the stuff i made as the sole artist, and not counting anything that released in 2025 but was made the year before.)

and a preview of some unfinished stuff i hope to turn into finished stuff, eventually. but right now it's time for other projects!
January 1, 2026 at 10:30 AM
what if the mysterious book betrays yoshi and was using him all along in order to get the golden bookmark and become book soul
January 5, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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♜ STREAM ANNOUCE ♜

"TONIC TROUBLE" WITH @crittergill.bsky.social
SATURDAY, JAN 10th - MORNINGTIMES (PST)

fans of immediate snowboarding minigame, afterimages and blowpipe won't want to miss it. we will pass the virtual controller back & forth and try to stay awake the whole time. see you there!
January 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
nothing like opening a project 5 seconds before bed to show someone something, and then you find out your project became haunted since the last time you opened it
January 4, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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😭Misty........
September 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
it's frankly kind of stupid that sonic didnt consider that maybe you're home alone on a friday night because you went out with your friends every other day that week. like bro maybe i need a break sonic?
January 4, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 3:44 AM
January 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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r/malelivingspace
March 2, 2024 at 5:22 AM
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We really do need to have the idea of having this known.
January 2, 2026 at 11:52 PM
i need a 3D printed ocarina of time dog soooo badly. that's sparky. he had this many polygons in real life.
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
2026 year of the mysterious book
January 3, 2026 at 9:48 AM
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bedtime doodles 19
January 3, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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do you want to see three friends solve puzzles in three and a half hours?
January 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
having a good sip of the colonel's piss
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 AM