evan
banner
evanonline.bsky.social
evan
@evanonline.bsky.social
i'm a they/them in my 30s and i do ring racers addons, pixel art, and compulsive shitposting. on rare occasions i retweet hotted anime characters, so no kids.

it sounds like funny, but it's not.

(icon by evan stanley)

https://evanonline.neocities.org/
Pinned
I got a new app
i've seen some people get a little jaded about the frieren looking up trend, but i feel that it's been a bit since we've had some kind of meme where we're laughing with someone rather than at them. i like that everyone sees the original image and then tries it themself and goes "shit, no i get it"
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Reposted by evan
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
liko pokemon is drowning in bitches now it's crazy. i cannot believe they gave everyone exactly what they joked about for years and she has two sexy pokewives who are snuggling her
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
i love how many people are discovering how hard kirby lore goes
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
city trial.
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Reposted by evan
of all the improvements over archie sonic, i think idw sonic really benefits from being made by actual sonic fans. among those benefits is a host of one-off visual gags like this
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
i miss games having unnecessary real-time clock elements like the file select for wind waker matching your actual time
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
the e-reader was an investment!!!! still paying off in 2025!!!! no regrets!!!!!! this is sick
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
clearing story mode in air riders with a non-major chatacter is so good. yeah man, taranza's got this all by himself. the wifeguy spider whose only accomplishment is mindcontrolling the most mindcontrollable guy on the planet is gonna handle the cosmic horror this time
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Reposted by evan
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
my brain has some sort of psychotic, underlying obsession with the butt ugly martians because i dream about them a lot. they were on my mind this time because i rewatched the video of the mascot suit yellow one collapsing while dancing too hard but i swear they are a frequent fixation of my dreams
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
it's messed up that they aren't doing a carls jr kirby air riders promo with a crazily well-animated commercial of kirby banging on his warp star and it becomes a carl jr chicken nugget star and then it turns out they have limited time only dragoon chicken stars and promotional gummies you can eat
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Reposted by evan
Ok I did the meme too
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
sonic crossworlds is 30% off on select platforms. but not the one i'd buy it on. they're REAAAALLY holding off on a steam markdown lol
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
it's so funny that no one is playing top ride ranked. except me
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 AM
practicing my lololo and lalala desyncs in the paddock. you've heard of wobbling get ready for lololobbling
November 21, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Reposted by evan
economic impact
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
city trial team mode whips ass
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 AM
i hope that, by virtue of the really inappropriate jim carrey casting, every sonic movie is forced to kill off robotnik but then bring him back. cyclically, forever. it's what those films deserve
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
@wayneradio.tv been listening to the air riders vod and i want you to know: your childhood superstition about the volcano in city trial having more legendary pieces was actually partially right!! wikirby.com/wiki/City_Tr...
City Trial - WiKirby: it's a wiki, about Kirby!
wikirby.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
rip roarin' rick
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Reposted by evan
Some of my old Pokémon pixel art (2022) #pixelart
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Reposted by evan
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Main Theme - Starlit Journey (Taylor's Version)
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
what are you guys so worried about! she's right here!!! #kirbyairriders

(repost because i accidentally deleted this from the shop)
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM