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evan
@evanonline.bsky.social
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i'm a they/them in my 30s and i do ring racers addons, pixel art, and compulsive shitposting. on rare occasions i retweet hotted anime characters, so no kids.

it sounds like funny, but it's not.

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many such cases. this happened to me too.
two sonic-type circus guys say "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG... CORRUPTOR OF YOUTH!" "You poisoned our dear child's mind! Drew Soleil away from their TRUE, BEAUTIFUL CALLING!"
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
evanonline.bsky.social
AND RUIN THEIR WEDDING?????????
Fortnite Quest to Eliminate Homer Clones. 0/15 clones eliminated. 30k XP awarded on completion.
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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🔥 NEW ASH AND MAY'S WEDDING RECEPTION POI HAS CATERING HANDLED BY BEEF BOSS 🔥
several homer clones await the cooking of famous fortnite character beef boss
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
evanonline.bsky.social
trying to play some air ride to get my fix before wednesday... ... ... ... it's just not the same...
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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slime homer is all mine
screen showing that slime homer has been unlocked in fortnite.
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 AM
evanonline.bsky.social
every single line of this
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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thanks for coming to the stream. official apology post to jill because of this happening to her. #ringracers
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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sorry last one.
moe, homer and peter enjoy some beautiful delicious slurp
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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what a beautiful world
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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let's go watch this right now you guys!!!!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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soulful
homer and peter are feeling their instruments tonight
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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a scientist girl with beakers looks at a board of math and says "Incredible. I see" "If you stop 9/11, then... No, stopping World War II would..." "Eureka!!" science girl proudly informs a guy in a time machine: "The best possible future, math-wise, is if you go cancel Kappa Mikey during preproduction."
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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haha, that's so cool!
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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me when yoru makes texas sword
gordon freeman and tf2 engineer mournfully say "NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS"
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
evanonline.bsky.social
this is the worst guy who lives on planet 51
image of an alien in a sweater vest who looks like an lod model
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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anyone know if mario is ok...? they let someone else become slime again, and i know he's gonna take it hard...
fortnite marge simpson's prestige high-level slime skin
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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🔥 FORTNITE TEASING A POKEMON SEASON 🔥

HOMER CLONES WILL HEAD TO ASH & MAY'S WEDDING STARTING NEXT WEEK

Source: Epic Games
screenshot from a simpsons fortnite short of many homers ominously emerging from purple smog to attack the fortnite springfield island. a fanmade pokemon card titled "Ash and May's Wedding", which is apparently a stage 2 evolution of a card that involves Homer Simpson clones. the card's attacks are "Just Married" which takes 2 fire and water energy, and does 80 damage, and "Homer Clones", which takes 2 electric and colorless energy and does 80 damage.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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a youtube comment: @tygerr4120 5 years ago Who’s here in 2020 wishing they made a planet 51 part 2 or planet 52
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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i didn't really expect this to be the next ring racers guy i'd do. it just sort of happened this weekend. i was hit with inspiration... when i ran that poll in august, this was literally the least-voted-for character
pixel art of lem from planet 51 sitting in a ring racers go-kart.
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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discovered & learned that archie sonic did two different robotnik galactuses
"Robotnicus" from Archie Sonic #38. "MY QUEST FOR FINE DINING IS AT AN END!" he says. "THIS WORLD SHOULD PROVE AN EXCEPTIONALLY SATISFYING MID-DAY MEAL! SO SPEAKS ROBOTNICUS!" Robotnicus has two cooking tongs and a chef hat on top of his Robotnik Galactus fusion outfit. "Robolactus" from Archie Sonic #104. He says "THE COST OF YOUR IMPERTINENCE WILL BE HIGH INDEED! I SHALL INCINERATE THIS ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM!" some big metal thing slams into orange Sally Acorn wearing a spacesuit.
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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his startup frames
double d edd boy preparing for an attack
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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he is so helpful
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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it's honestly awesome that my new insurance has this 3D render of my medication so you can see that, yes, i do take dr. mario's pill every day in order to be a functional human being.
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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ugh... what did I DO last night...
screencap of the switch online app's screenshot page. the most recent uploads are as follows. a video of bandana waddle dee in a laser corridor in kirby air riders, bandana waddle dee hitting a wall near a two face mask in air riders, a horrifying father lifting his horrifying daughter in the game boy color game quest for camelot, and piccolo, evil homer, and bart, all dancing together while observed by ned flanders in fortnite.
November 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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was looking over an old discord channel where my friends and i were trading SRB2 kart ghosts amongst ourselves as our covid lockdown activity. yeah dude you're never gonna figure that out
chat message from me on august 20th, 2020 "i have to say that you guys who have been making custom characters of your own have 1000000x more patience than i do i still want to make my sonic OC in karty, but i tried opening the files up and i just felt so tired even looking at them"
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM