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i am the number one fan of carl newman fans.
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Our Long National Nightmare (anime version)
October 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Our Long National Nightmare (anime version)
tryna accidentally teach myself semaphore
October 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
tryna accidentally teach myself semaphore
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Imagine, you are buzzing after the last sip of your third Kim Crawford sauvignon blanc. You just met a lovely retiree whose daughter-in-law is going to phone you about the condo in Hallandale. You walk up to my tent, I smile at you. I have Golgotha loaded up in Classic.
October 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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pronouncing Hamas as "Ham Ass" until i have achieved world peace
October 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
pronouncing Hamas as "Ham Ass" until i have achieved world peace
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Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger
October 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger
was just discussing whether this one was sadder than ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN (1989) and isn't it effing obvious?!?!
My children keep calling each other " little one" and I'm having little foot flashbacks to the land before time
Why did they show that to children?
Why did they show that to children?
October 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
was just discussing whether this one was sadder than ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN (1989) and isn't it effing obvious?!?!
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My children keep calling each other " little one" and I'm having little foot flashbacks to the land before time
Why did they show that to children?
Why did they show that to children?
October 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My children keep calling each other " little one" and I'm having little foot flashbacks to the land before time
Why did they show that to children?
Why did they show that to children?
this look killed at Home Depot, @katie.bzky.team
upon request, i provided the cashier with an easy-to-remember URL to purchase their own
upon request, i provided the cashier with an easy-to-remember URL to purchase their own
October 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
this look killed at Home Depot, @katie.bzky.team
upon request, i provided the cashier with an easy-to-remember URL to purchase their own
upon request, i provided the cashier with an easy-to-remember URL to purchase their own
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GOLDEN GOLDEN (19XX-20X?)
[a real annual event in Colorado, {duckduck it}]
[a real annual event in Colorado, {duckduck it}]
If I was a dog, my breed would be a pitty golden mix that is obsessed with opening doors (unsuccessfuly).
September 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
GOLDEN GOLDEN (19XX-20X?)
[a real annual event in Colorado, {duckduck it}]
[a real annual event in Colorado, {duckduck it}]
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The king has come home.
September 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The king has come home.
i found three minutes of video from August 29, 2024 that makes WAY more sense if you speak Heptapod-A and Heptapod-B, but i found it "in the archive" because i tried VLC on iPhone to see if it would reverse the tape of last night's show where they played Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love backwards
September 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
i found three minutes of video from August 29, 2024 that makes WAY more sense if you speak Heptapod-A and Heptapod-B, but i found it "in the archive" because i tried VLC on iPhone to see if it would reverse the tape of last night's show where they played Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love backwards
@lilacwire.bsky.social will i run into u tonite at the ogden? inquiring minds, etc
September 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
@lilacwire.bsky.social will i run into u tonite at the ogden? inquiring minds, etc
quickest way to make grampa mad in 2025 is to mix up Lowly Worm and Slimey
September 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
quickest way to make grampa mad in 2025 is to mix up Lowly Worm and Slimey
should i get the french dip or the gobbler? wrong answers only
September 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
should i get the french dip or the gobbler? wrong answers only
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New Coen Brothers project just dropped
Iran-Contra's Oliver North just secretly married Iran-Contra's Fawn Hall, and the person who found out was Clinton-Lewinsky scandal-breaker Michael Isikoff.
www.spytalk.co/p/exclusive-...
www.spytalk.co/p/exclusive-...
Exclusive: An Iran-Contra Romance
Oliver North and Fawn Hall are wed in a “secret” ceremony in rural Virginia
www.spytalk.co
September 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
New Coen Brothers project just dropped
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When someone tells me I shouldn’t make jokes about my disability because it’s insensitive to people with my disability
September 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
When someone tells me I shouldn’t make jokes about my disability because it’s insensitive to people with my disability
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That every other person is saddled with as much sopping wet interiority as you are is actually one of the more overwhelming and terrifying of the conceivable metaphysics, and goes a long way to explain why there's such a rich ecology of toy solipsisms to retreat into
September 6, 2025 at 7:45 AM
That every other person is saddled with as much sopping wet interiority as you are is actually one of the more overwhelming and terrifying of the conceivable metaphysics, and goes a long way to explain why there's such a rich ecology of toy solipsisms to retreat into
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airplane day / new glasses
Frankie needs some hangar time after a rough landing. and yes i have finally acquiesced to my dork birthright by getting transition lenses
Frankie needs some hangar time after a rough landing. and yes i have finally acquiesced to my dork birthright by getting transition lenses
September 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
airplane day / new glasses
Frankie needs some hangar time after a rough landing. and yes i have finally acquiesced to my dork birthright by getting transition lenses
Frankie needs some hangar time after a rough landing. and yes i have finally acquiesced to my dork birthright by getting transition lenses
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The Presbyterians are at it again
September 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The Presbyterians are at it again
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These guys are simply not smart.
September 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
These guys are simply not smart.
*chappell roan voice intensifies* brit, i hate to say i told you soooooooo
even funnier when you consider this one
I see you and I raise you
September 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
*chappell roan voice intensifies* brit, i hate to say i told you soooooooo
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simpsons truly does predict everything
September 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
simpsons truly does predict everything