Duke
@dukeonhere.bsky.social
I saw a raccoon one time.
aka @bugliker
aka @bugliker
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you: punk rock is inherently progressive, ant-racist, anti-homophobic, woke
every first wave punk band:
every first wave punk band:
January 22, 2026 at 5:29 AM
you: punk rock is inherently progressive, ant-racist, anti-homophobic, woke
every first wave punk band:
every first wave punk band:
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holy shit it's kim kitsuragi
January 22, 2026 at 6:43 AM
holy shit it's kim kitsuragi
holy shit it's kim kitsuragi
January 22, 2026 at 6:43 AM
holy shit it's kim kitsuragi
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When you meet another Sonic fan
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM
When you meet another Sonic fan
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I got a lot going on right now.
Shall I Shove My Thong Wedged Lusty Ass And Pussy Into Your Face And Milk All Your Semen Dry?
January 22, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I got a lot going on right now.
Erin Esurance has been found unresponsive at her apartment in Petaluma California.
January 21, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Erin Esurance has been found unresponsive at her apartment in Petaluma California.
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he’s right
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 AM
he’s right
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Rabbit, Sweden, 15th century
January 19, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Rabbit, Sweden, 15th century
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I was just at a comedy show and the guy next to me says "wow, he's really funny" and his buddy goes "yeah, but that's only because it's his job." I'm going to be thinking about this comment a lot
January 18, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I was just at a comedy show and the guy next to me says "wow, he's really funny" and his buddy goes "yeah, but that's only because it's his job." I'm going to be thinking about this comment a lot
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I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
October 24, 1510 at 8:23 PM
I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
It is with heavy heart that I announce out the loaded potato griller is finally back at taco bell. I say 'with heavy heart' because I will be going into cardiac arrest shortly.
January 18, 2026 at 8:14 PM
It is with heavy heart that I announce out the loaded potato griller is finally back at taco bell. I say 'with heavy heart' because I will be going into cardiac arrest shortly.
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i feel like wearing this coat one time could change my life
January 18, 2026 at 7:47 PM
i feel like wearing this coat one time could change my life
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Society parried the ozone layer, acid rain, and Y2K back to back and instead of going "wow, parrying is badass" a lot of people went "society didn't even get hit so I guess there's no need to learn how to parry" and instantly took a thousand hits
we live in a sick society that thinks preventing problems is a waste of time and effort and hey, guess why everything sucks now
January 18, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Society parried the ozone layer, acid rain, and Y2K back to back and instead of going "wow, parrying is badass" a lot of people went "society didn't even get hit so I guess there's no need to learn how to parry" and instantly took a thousand hits
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I need to find a place with an idiot size rice
"They had an 'idiot' [baka] size so I ordered it and, true to word, received an idiotic serving of rice"
January 18, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I need to find a place with an idiot size rice
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I'm not sure the author of this piece ever worked a service job before, because getting the authority to say "get the fuck out right now" to a visitor that's annoying the shit out of people is one of the rare joys of a service job
The general theme of this commentary is "stop asking MN companies to ban ICE from their properties." The argument is that enforcing the ban would fall to individual low-paid employees, who would be placed in danger.
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January 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I'm not sure the author of this piece ever worked a service job before, because getting the authority to say "get the fuck out right now" to a visitor that's annoying the shit out of people is one of the rare joys of a service job
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They do this to me at work every day
January 17, 2026 at 5:15 PM
They do this to me at work every day
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Anyone want a pair of Air Spamtons
January 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Anyone want a pair of Air Spamtons
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You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
✅ @icegov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
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This goes hard (there is nothing on the back)
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 PM
This goes hard (there is nothing on the back)
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In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?