Steve Morgan
@duffasteve.bsky.social
Southern expat living in sunny Manchester - quite liked the ending of Game of Thrones. Posts in a personal capacity because I can't afford to outsource it.
The year I don't get to go ...
⏱️ | 90+8. Full time.
Jack Banister's first half brace and Jordan Lazenbury's late goal send us top of the NWCFL Premier Division!
🔴⚫ FCIOM 1-3 West 🩵🩷
Jack Banister's first half brace and Jordan Lazenbury's late goal send us top of the NWCFL Premier Division!
🔴⚫ FCIOM 1-3 West 🩵🩷
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The year I don't get to go ...
Met Office's recent redesign... Here's the major flaw. Blowing a hoolie outside... No gust measure now, just lovely 20mph winds shown..
It's basically dangerous.
It's basically dangerous.
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Met Office's recent redesign... Here's the major flaw. Blowing a hoolie outside... No gust measure now, just lovely 20mph winds shown..
It's basically dangerous.
It's basically dangerous.
I know it's really not the focus or concern at the moment but what the hell is a "Pork Egg Roll".
Have they reinvented the Scotch Egg?
Have they reinvented the Scotch Egg?
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I know it's really not the focus or concern at the moment but what the hell is a "Pork Egg Roll".
Have they reinvented the Scotch Egg?
Have they reinvented the Scotch Egg?
There are two types of people in the world. Those that sort the weights into order, including those they didn't use, at the gym and those that don't.
Yes dear reader I'm that first type. I think it's safe to self diagnose based on this?!
Yes dear reader I'm that first type. I think it's safe to self diagnose based on this?!
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
There are two types of people in the world. Those that sort the weights into order, including those they didn't use, at the gym and those that don't.
Yes dear reader I'm that first type. I think it's safe to self diagnose based on this?!
Yes dear reader I'm that first type. I think it's safe to self diagnose based on this?!
Loved the sound of typing there #bbc6music @huwstephensdj.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Loved the sound of typing there #bbc6music @huwstephensdj.bsky.social
I like them.
Now that we've all got over the initial outrage and got used to them, I think we can all agree that plastic bottles having the lids attached is a genius idea. No dropped lids, easier to recycle and always able to reseal the bottle. Brilliant.
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I like them.
I'd imagine people have always burnt a lot of fat on Ecstasy. And heroin has always kept its users trim so what's new here?
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I'd imagine people have always burnt a lot of fat on Ecstasy. And heroin has always kept its users trim so what's new here?
This could form part of the breakaway, subscription premium, BBC.
A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
This could form part of the breakaway, subscription premium, BBC.
UPS parcel delivery day. Tracker say "by end of day".
a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in a park
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in a park
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
UPS parcel delivery day. Tracker say "by end of day".
Reposted by Steve Morgan
Absolutely fucking not.
November 5, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Absolutely fucking not.
When political commentators remind you that most voters are not engaged in politics remember this...
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
When political commentators remind you that most voters are not engaged in politics remember this...
You know how on Strictly there's an affair / hook up or two every series.
Who's it going to be on #WorldsApart?
Who's it going to be on #WorldsApart?
November 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You know how on Strictly there's an affair / hook up or two every series.
Who's it going to be on #WorldsApart?
Who's it going to be on #WorldsApart?
Jammy git on the Premium Bonds!
Love the small holdings with the big wins.
Love the small holdings with the big wins.
November 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Jammy git on the Premium Bonds!
Love the small holdings with the big wins.
Love the small holdings with the big wins.
Someone just knocked on the door waving a UK Government ID lanyard asking me about my boiler and how old it is.
Is this seriously a thing? I told them exactly how uninterested I was in giving them any info.
Is this seriously a thing? I told them exactly how uninterested I was in giving them any info.
November 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Someone just knocked on the door waving a UK Government ID lanyard asking me about my boiler and how old it is.
Is this seriously a thing? I told them exactly how uninterested I was in giving them any info.
Is this seriously a thing? I told them exactly how uninterested I was in giving them any info.
Just seen an "amazing" unveil on here of Paddington in a stage show.
Has these vibes
Has these vibes
a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a building with the words dr. zaius dr. zaius written on the bottom
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a building with the words dr. zaius dr. zaius written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just seen an "amazing" unveil on here of Paddington in a stage show.
Has these vibes
Has these vibes
This with bells on.
No, just regular bells. Not everything has to be about Christmas you know.
No, just regular bells. Not everything has to be about Christmas you know.
Everyone who thinks that because Halloween is now over it means that we can start celebrating Christmas can fuck right off.
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This with bells on.
No, just regular bells. Not everything has to be about Christmas you know.
No, just regular bells. Not everything has to be about Christmas you know.
Right that's Halloween out of the way, let's crash on though Nov. 5th, limp towards the winter solstice, endure Christmas and then the nights will draw out again, it will soon be spring, and we can all stop pretending there's anything at all good about winter.
October 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Right that's Halloween out of the way, let's crash on though Nov. 5th, limp towards the winter solstice, endure Christmas and then the nights will draw out again, it will soon be spring, and we can all stop pretending there's anything at all good about winter.
The "faithful" have voted off one of their own tonight. And he's had to leave the castle.
Not going to miss you Andrew.
Not going to miss you Andrew.
October 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The "faithful" have voted off one of their own tonight. And he's had to leave the castle.
Not going to miss you Andrew.
Not going to miss you Andrew.
Web developers, you need this test more than most.
Brushing up on my highway code, using the test on the RAC's website, and I'm really stuck on numbers 7 and 9. Can any experienced motorists help out?
Free UK road signs test with answers
Our free UK road signs test is designed to help new drivers learn the meaning of road signs and help experienced drivers brush up on their knowledge.
www.rac.co.uk
October 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Web developers, you need this test more than most.
Bloody Hell that was a gig. Divine Comedy at Bridgwater Hall.
Never seen them before an invisible thread drew me in.
Never seen them before an invisible thread drew me in.
October 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Bloody Hell that was a gig. Divine Comedy at Bridgwater Hall.
Never seen them before an invisible thread drew me in.
Never seen them before an invisible thread drew me in.
I'll admit I didn't follow the news of the new Pope closely but I'm sure this isn't right.
October 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I'll admit I didn't follow the news of the new Pope closely but I'm sure this isn't right.
Just saw Emma Pollock at The Lloyd and Platt in Chorlton.
Very handily five minutes from my house and a great gig regardless
Very handily five minutes from my house and a great gig regardless
October 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Just saw Emma Pollock at The Lloyd and Platt in Chorlton.
Very handily five minutes from my house and a great gig regardless
Very handily five minutes from my house and a great gig regardless
"Dave - should we still send the AWS marketing email."
"Yeah - they'll have forgotten by now".
"Yeah - they'll have forgotten by now".
October 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"Dave - should we still send the AWS marketing email."
"Yeah - they'll have forgotten by now".
"Yeah - they'll have forgotten by now".
Two horrors lurking on the Windows 11 taskbar there.
October 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Two horrors lurking on the Windows 11 taskbar there.