Chair is way too close to the desk. He's got to crack his elbow off the corner like four times a week. Idiotic.
Mandelson last week did a comeback/damage limitation interview with photographer for the Times magazine, which I'm guessing was planned to run at a future date but has been pushed out online on a Monday night because of events. Anyway yeah. www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
February 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Chair is way too close to the desk. He's got to crack his elbow off the corner like four times a week. Idiotic.
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
Just found out that male camels have a special inflatable organ that they use to attract mates and folks, I sincerely wish I hadn't
February 1, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Just found out that male camels have a special inflatable organ that they use to attract mates and folks, I sincerely wish I hadn't
Torn between not wanting my one year old to waste his life with a career in finance and admitting he looks very good in a quarter-zip
January 31, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Torn between not wanting my one year old to waste his life with a career in finance and admitting he looks very good in a quarter-zip
Also think it makes it clear that these creeps never actually cared about children being abused, they just cared about the game of having access to Secret Important Knowledge, and when it became a) actually true and b) publicly available, it's no longer interesting to them
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Also think it makes it clear that these creeps never actually cared about children being abused, they just cared about the game of having access to Secret Important Knowledge, and when it became a) actually true and b) publicly available, it's no longer interesting to them
Snagged some Life Without Buildings tickets for the Glasgow night. Going to be an interesting mix of "Found these guys on Tiktok" people and "Found these guys on a scratched CD-R in 2004" people.
January 30, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Snagged some Life Without Buildings tickets for the Glasgow night. Going to be an interesting mix of "Found these guys on Tiktok" people and "Found these guys on a scratched CD-R in 2004" people.
Gone to Manchester to pledge my sword to my liege, the King In The North, Andy Burnham
January 27, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Gone to Manchester to pledge my sword to my liege, the King In The North, Andy Burnham
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The fun thing about people not trying to spoil The Traitors is that a) they're being subtle enough to bypass muted word filters, and b) they're not being subtle enough to avoid spoiling anything, so that's how I have found out how it ends
January 24, 2026 at 8:11 AM
The fun thing about people not trying to spoil The Traitors is that a) they're being subtle enough to bypass muted word filters, and b) they're not being subtle enough to avoid spoiling anything, so that's how I have found out how it ends
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
The news this morning described Arctic Monkeys as "one of the biggest names in British rock music" which felt both completely accurate and a profoundly depressing indictment of British rock music
January 23, 2026 at 10:28 AM
The news this morning described Arctic Monkeys as "one of the biggest names in British rock music" which felt both completely accurate and a profoundly depressing indictment of British rock music
CHILD: did you know that geckos EAT OTHER GECKOS?!?!
ME: wow, no! Do you think you could eat a person?
CHILD: ...
ME: ...
CHILD: ...
ME: ...
CHILD: ... I think I could eat a baby.
ME: wow, no! Do you think you could eat a person?
CHILD: ...
ME: ...
CHILD: ...
ME: ...
CHILD: ... I think I could eat a baby.
January 22, 2026 at 7:17 PM
CHILD: did you know that geckos EAT OTHER GECKOS?!?!
ME: wow, no! Do you think you could eat a person?
CHILD: ...
ME: ...
CHILD: ...
ME: ...
CHILD: ... I think I could eat a baby.
ME: wow, no! Do you think you could eat a person?
CHILD: ...
ME: ...
CHILD: ...
ME: ...
CHILD: ... I think I could eat a baby.
I mean is it a shock? Sounds like the development process has been an absolute disaster from day 1
Ubisoft's Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Remake studio has shared a statement following its game's shock cancellation. https://bit.ly/3Nw9B38
January 22, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I mean is it a shock? Sounds like the development process has been an absolute disaster from day 1
An enjoyable afternoon with not one but two meetings about powerpoint decks for different meetings
January 22, 2026 at 3:34 PM
An enjoyable afternoon with not one but two meetings about powerpoint decks for different meetings
'oh, I ordered some cat litter, it should arrive today,' my wife says offhandedly, apparently under the impression that we own an incontinent Bengal tiger
January 21, 2026 at 6:15 PM
'oh, I ordered some cat litter, it should arrive today,' my wife says offhandedly, apparently under the impression that we own an incontinent Bengal tiger
You fucking.......... Should? What the fuck are you talking about?
Susanna Reid asks Darren Jones what British companies who export to the US should do to prepare for a possible increase in tariffs.
Darren Jones replies: "you shouldn't prepare for a hypothetical"
Darren Jones replies: "you shouldn't prepare for a hypothetical"
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 PM
You fucking.......... Should? What the fuck are you talking about?
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A surprisingly bleak sight to encounter in the bathroom
January 19, 2026 at 11:31 AM
A surprisingly bleak sight to encounter in the bathroom
My four year old was trying to explain ninjas to me.
"They sneak around at night when it's dark!"
"Yeah!"
"And nobody sees them when they're sneaking!"
"That's right!"
"And if they see a mouse then they eat it up!"
"No, that's... That's cats you're thinking of"
"They sneak around at night when it's dark!"
"Yeah!"
"And nobody sees them when they're sneaking!"
"That's right!"
"And if they see a mouse then they eat it up!"
"No, that's... That's cats you're thinking of"
January 18, 2026 at 6:00 PM
My four year old was trying to explain ninjas to me.
"They sneak around at night when it's dark!"
"Yeah!"
"And nobody sees them when they're sneaking!"
"That's right!"
"And if they see a mouse then they eat it up!"
"No, that's... That's cats you're thinking of"
"They sneak around at night when it's dark!"
"Yeah!"
"And nobody sees them when they're sneaking!"
"That's right!"
"And if they see a mouse then they eat it up!"
"No, that's... That's cats you're thinking of"
Biblically Accurate Chicken
January 16, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Biblically Accurate Chicken
Latest local complaints about the new housing development, they're building *too much* affordable housing, the monsters
January 14, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Latest local complaints about the new housing development, they're building *too much* affordable housing, the monsters
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds